Make me laugh!

Guess what?! I bet you can't make me laugh! I am in need of a good laugh, so I decided that a contest is the best way to get good humor! Sooo, here is what I need. I need a story or poem that is funny. I just need a funny story, peachy?


Ok, now for the rules, I hate them, but I need them anyway.


1. Have fun!
2. Don't write in sticky caps, pleeeassee!!!
3. Have fun!
4. Make it funny, I don't want a big killing spree, thats not funny...
5. Have fun!
6. It needs to be a minimum of 500 words, Maximum is 3000
7. Did I mention that you have to have fun?!



Ok, yea, sorry about all the have funs, but I want you to have a nice time writing me a funny story ^.^ I am in a sad mood (Totally noticable, right? ) So anyway, I will let you start entering your funny stories! Good luck in the contest!

Contest is Over

  • Contest was judged on September 3, 2007
  • Rewards: Gold: 200, Silver: 100, Bronze: 50, Honorable mention: 1 people
  • Final notes:
    Well, I had very good entries in this contest, but only a few of them made me laugh. Good job to those of you who have one, thanks for the lovely contest!

Contest Winners

  1. In which I totally, utterly, completely go nuts while talking to my dear friend Amy's computer.
    by Delfishie 1100 words, 28 comments, on Jul 4 3:48 PM 2007. In Aim, Foul language, Humor, Insanity
    Gold trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
  2. Mr. Smiles meets the real world.
    by Brent 1200 words, 59 comments, on Feb 7 5:08 PM 2007. In Canada, Humor
    Silver trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
  3. Contains mild swearing. Viewer discretion is advised. '.'
    by Blurith 1900 words, 31 comments, on Jun 30 4:06 AM 2007. In Humor
    Bronze trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
  4. by The Racing Snake 1800 words, 26 comments, on Apr 9 5:49 AM 2007. In Humor
    Honorable mention
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
  5. Error: Unable to find finalist item 101291, it seems to have been deleted :( [remove]
  6. Error: Unable to find finalist item 89357, it seems to have been deleted :( [remove]

Entries [21]

1 - 21 of 21
  • Hato climbed with her squirrel claws to the top of the tree. She looked out to see that nobody was coming. “All clear guys!” She and her si
    by JuliaAlexandrovna 1400 words, 6 comments, on Jul 26 12:22 AM 2007
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite
  • there was once a beautiful yet ugly pirate queen. / / Colonies were not yet established. The pirate queen had a plate of freshly baked ch
    by plurangel 600 words, 15 comments, on May 16 6:31 AM 2007. In Battle, Cookies!!!!, Humor, Other, Pirates, Weird
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite
  • by Trinity Dragon 400 words, 3 comments, on Mar 5 12:12 PM 2007. In Humor
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite
  • This is for number 2 bye the way.
    by sly fox 100 words, 6 comments, on Jun 15 6:31 PM 2007. In , First person, Humor, Love, Poem
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite
  • I got owned / This is the story of the last day of my school, year 2006. I was in form 3 then, and we had just had the PMR Examination four weeks ago. During those 4 weeks, not many of my friends showed up a
    by pisangkuning 1000 words, 2 comments, on Aug 11 1:22 AM 2007. In First person, Short story, Teen
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite
  • One time when I went to my Uncle's apartment and it's a pretty good apartment. It has your basic two bedrooms and guest bedroom, living room, kitchen, and a porch. Well it soon got pretty boring...the two cats were sleeping a
    by StrawberryBunny 300 words, 4 comments, on Aug 11 10:21 PM 2007
    • Commented on by judge.
  • so your on the search for a new mp3 player / here is a couple of hints / never go with ur mum she wants the cheapest of them all. / always choose a dull clor, what you wanted to be different / alw
    by Prodigious.Mirth 200 words, 7 comments, on Aug 12 4:51 AM 2007
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite
  • Having just been fired, Derek and Gavin found themselves free of all burdens. Watching the gravball finals on TV, living off of cold beer a
    by yoshi97 2700 words, 5 comments, on Aug 8 8:52 PM 2007. In Fiction, Humor, Science fiction, Short story, Third person
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite
  • Nurse Alison worked in a physch. ward, in what was affectionately called "Children's Hall." Nobody in there was under 17, but all the adult
    by callthexylophone 300 words, 27 comments, on Sep 1 10:58 PM 2007. In , Humor
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite
  • On a sunny day there's nothing more I would like to do than to sit down and silently read my book. Everyday I watch from the coat pocket of
    by Miss Hanako Cullen 800 words, 7 comments, on Aug 7 5:15 PM 2007. In , Fiction, First person, Humerous
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite
  • The wagon shot Shep back down the hill, like a bullet being shot. Moe reached out and grabbed the side of it
    by SimplyNisa 500 words, 1 comment, on Aug 24 12:11 PM 2007. In , Animals, Fiction, Humor
    • Commented on by judge.

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  • k8fairy
    August 12, 2007
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    I don't have a funny story long enough, but if you want a super short laugh, a lot of people seem to like my poem 'Bubble', I don't want to enter it (caue that wouldn't be fair to the others) but if you want a laugh you might like it.


  • Unpredictable Lover
    August 16, 2007
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    Well, only a few more days and the contest will end, I have a few finalist, but the contest must go on to see who can knock them out of place ^.^


  • PrincessLolly
    August 24, 2007
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    Can you make it like a cringe?

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