don't you love this type of contest?

I am looking for anything. ANYTHING.

Got that?

Some things for you to be aware of:
If there are too many typos, and too many grammar mistakes, I will stop reading and disqualify. End of.
I'm partial to gay romance and poetic-type, deep, philosophical stuff.
By that, I don't mean poems. I've been through the poetry stage, and can now wave back at it with smiling eyes. But poetry bores me. Unless it's something fabulous, like Rosen or Milligan, I just can't stand it. So entering that isn't your best bet.
Swear as much as you want to.
For some absurd reason concerning age, the site won't let me read stories tagged as 'adult', etc. So don't enter them.
I can be pretty mean if something displeases me.
Hallmark similes and metaphors annoy me.
Horror and gore turns me off.

 

 Also, I'm away next week, so if I don't comment on your story right away, don't panic. I will eventually.

 

 Oh, and word limit: 100 - 1,500 words. I have a short attention span.

 Message me if you have something you're dying to enter which exceeds that, and I'll see.

 

So yeah. Go enter. 

Contest is Over

  • Contest was judged on August 13, 2007
  • Rewards: Gold: 200, Silver: 150, Bronze: 125, Honorable mention: 2 people
  • Final notes:
    Thanks to everyone who entered [: The winners were truly deserving, but very hard to order. I'm sorry it took so long to judge, but I've been away.

    If I didn't manage to comment on your entry, I'm really sorry. If you want me to do so, then message me and I will.

    Once again, thanks to everyone for entering. Don't be discouraged at my harsh judging, enter as many contests as you can. Trust me, they're the best way to improve your writing.

    Omega.

Contest Winners

  1. by tutie7 300 words, 5 comments, on Nov 28 9:34 AM 2006. In Depression, Inspirational
    Gold trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
  2. by ladynigritude 1900 words, 30 comments, on Apr 20 10:54 PM 2007. In First person, Homophobia, Inspirational, Love, Personal
    Silver trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
  3. Your arms around me tight, my heart fluttering. I felt like nothing could go wrong. Your lips against mine, I just closed my eyes and got l
    by JuliaAlexandrovna 100 words, 12 comments, on Jul 21 7:41 PM 2007. In
    Bronze trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
  4. by tutie7 1000 words, 6 comments, on Nov 27 9:14 AM 2006. In Inspirational, Romance, Young adult
    Honorable mention
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
  5. There's nothing fascinating about a sleepy, little town.
    by The Imagined 900 words, 11 comments, on Aug 5 3:20 PM 2007. In Adventure, Love [remove]

Entries [17]

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  • by sly fox 1500 words, 44 comments, on Jun 15 3:33 PM 2007. In Dark, First person, Inspirational, Sad, Short story, Young adult
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite
  • All the cool kids are doing it.
    by Brent 1400 words, 104 comments, on Jul 2 11:33 PM 2007. In Dark, Humor
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite
  • So there I was lying on the bed, the covers now partially covering my half exposed body, the sheets barely covering the bed. This happened
    by Taboo Pixie 1200 words, 4 comments, on Jul 29 1:44 PM 2007. In Fantasy, First person, Humor
    • Viewed by judge. Prewrite
  • “Step right over here, folks…”1 / Why was I doing this? Why in all things sacred was I writing a short story using that prompt? It was terrible! There was only one conclusion to that question and
    by Trinity Dragon 400 words, 15 comments, on Mar 5 11:53 AM 2007. In , Humor, Other
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite
  • I am an igloo with the door padlocked shut...
    by Delfishie 100 words, 11 comments, on Mar 16 11:18 PM 2007. In , Humor, Poetry
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite
  • Even though he's dead; in my mind, he lives.
    by Siby Anan 1600 words, 24 comments, on Jun 3 6:56 PM 2007. In Overcoming the death of a loved
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite
  • by jenni-veev 400 words, 4 comments, on Nov 30 6:22 PM 2006. In , Dark romance
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite
  • This is the first chapter of what I hope will become a full-blown story.
    by thoughtthru 600 words, 3 comments, on Aug 5 1:57 AM 2007. In , Fiction, Fragment, Murder, Mystery, Unfinished
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite
  • Don't fight, unless it's for what's right. / / The boy that you dissed you hated so greatly / / tried to fit in but he couldn't he was hated / / "No way" they would say. "You're stupid you're weird" / / He went home and cried. /
    by MySpaceAddict 300 words, 5 comments, on Apr 22 2:03 PM 2007
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite
  • World War 3 has started and this story follows one of the few survivors.
    by daza07 1100 words, 5 comments, on Apr 28 6:06 AM 2007. In Death, Fiction, First person, War
    • Viewed by judge. Prewrite
  • “Possibly, if I’ve had too much to drink. Never, including and especially if we’re the last two people on Earth. And hell yeah. Who wouldn’t?” / “Eh. I wouldn’t.” / “That’s because you’re hopelessly stuck in a one-dim
    by JLPreston 1400 words, 2 comments, on Aug 5 2:24 PM 2007
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite
  • "Mr. Parker, if there's one thing you learn in my job, it's that nothing is certain. Nothing that seems very good, and nothing that seems very bad. Nothing is certain. Nothing.”-- Susan Lewis (Sherry Stringfield), ER /
    by xhappyxrainbowsx 300 words, 5 comments, on Jun 21 7:07 PM 2007
    • Viewed by judge. Prewrite
  • All night long the full moon hanged over the darkness sky like a bad omen for us all. The ones called werewolves, monsters of the moon, ser
    by Cari Cullen 300 words, 4 comments, on Jul 24 7:38 PM 2007. In , Fan fiction, Fantasy, Fiction, Horror, Other
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite

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  • Sunless Spirit
    August 3, 2007
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    I. Dont. Believe. It. At. All.
    A contest of anything and everything? Thank u thank u!!!!


  • sly fox
    August 3, 2007
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    ok just to let u know my story is about 24 words over 1500. it's a gr8 story and all my friends like it. let me know it i can ok

    • ohemeegeeay
      August 3, 2007
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      Well, I'll let you enter on the basis that you have an excellently adorable DP [: emo haaair!


  • Siby Anan
    August 3, 2007
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    Oh yes I LOVE this kind of contest You rock ^^


  • ladynigritude
    August 3, 2007
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    I have a lovely story that includes both "gay romance" AND "poetic-type, deep, philosophical stuff", but it's 1,897 words long. May I enter it please?

    • ohemeegeeay
      August 3, 2007
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      Hmmm, I suppose. I'll be kind. But if it doesn't hold my interest, it's out. I'm mean like that.

      But yeah enter. And we'll see. You may just win.

      Never miss an opportunity, eh?


  • The Imagined
    August 5, 2007
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    I love these sorts of contests.


  • ArdLiath
    August 7, 2007
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    ooops

    Missed the word count


  • ladynigritude
    August 13, 2007
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    Thank you for the trophy and the points.

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