This is the smallest point contest I've ever hosted (i.e. UNDER a grand), so it's only worth 901 points to the gold. Special thanks to Kevin and the new rating system which makes getting points SO easy. Anyway, on to the explanation and such!
I want a story with completely biased characters. They should think that one sex is better than the other. The "why" of the bias is up to you.
Now the options!
1) Erotica Writers!
The Challenges:
A. Use this sentence somewhere in your story: "I wasn't sure, of course, but I didn't think it was supposed to look like that."
This can be a quote, or a thought if the story is told in first person. Also, they don't have to be verbatim. Make it colloquial to your character.
B. Use four of these items (not necessarily in the sex scene, though some of these would make HILARIOUS props):
Spatula
Flashlight
Short Black Skirt
Handcuffs
Cock Ring
Piece of Red Silk
Rubies
Highlighter
Dog Collar
Fingernail Polish
Turtle (the animal or the candy)
Calendar
Socks
Spiked Bracelet
Towel
Phone book
Computer
Box
Paper Bag
Horse
Gold
Cat
Blanket
2) Horror Writers!
The Challenges:
A. Use this sentence somewhere in your story: "I don't care who you are; that's funny right there."
Again, this can be a quote or thought.
B. Refer to the list on the Erotica option; choose four.
3) Sci/Fi and Fantasy Writers!
The Challenges:
A. Use this sentence somewhere in your story: "A woman is a woman is a woman. And that's how the cookie crumbles."
B. Refer to list in Erotica option; choose four.
4) Humor Writers!
The Challenges:
A. Use this sentence somewhere in your story: "Will a combat book work, or will my size ten foot suit you better?"
B. Refer to the list in Erotica option; choose four.
5) Non-Genre Fiction Writers!
The Challenges:
A. Use this sentence somewhere in your story: "Only a man would say something like that."
B. Refer to the list in Erotica option; choose four.
Now, the rules!
1) Don't be afraid to be politically incorrect. Be lewd, crude, and socially unacceptable!
2) Put the option number and the four words you picked in your author comment box (or whatever it's called on this site).
3) No poetry! Nothing that LOOKS like poetry. I want a story in paragraph form.
4) Have fun!
I want a story with completely biased characters. They should think that one sex is better than the other. The "why" of the bias is up to you.
Now the options!
1) Erotica Writers!
The Challenges:
A. Use this sentence somewhere in your story: "I wasn't sure, of course, but I didn't think it was supposed to look like that."
This can be a quote, or a thought if the story is told in first person. Also, they don't have to be verbatim. Make it colloquial to your character.
B. Use four of these items (not necessarily in the sex scene, though some of these would make HILARIOUS props):
Spatula
Flashlight
Short Black Skirt
Handcuffs
Cock Ring
Piece of Red Silk
Rubies
Highlighter
Dog Collar
Fingernail Polish
Turtle (the animal or the candy)
Calendar
Socks
Spiked Bracelet
Towel
Phone book
Computer
Box
Paper Bag
Horse
Gold
Cat
Blanket
2) Horror Writers!
The Challenges:
A. Use this sentence somewhere in your story: "I don't care who you are; that's funny right there."
Again, this can be a quote or thought.
B. Refer to the list on the Erotica option; choose four.
3) Sci/Fi and Fantasy Writers!
The Challenges:
A. Use this sentence somewhere in your story: "A woman is a woman is a woman. And that's how the cookie crumbles."
B. Refer to list in Erotica option; choose four.
4) Humor Writers!
The Challenges:
A. Use this sentence somewhere in your story: "Will a combat book work, or will my size ten foot suit you better?"
B. Refer to the list in Erotica option; choose four.
5) Non-Genre Fiction Writers!
The Challenges:
A. Use this sentence somewhere in your story: "Only a man would say something like that."
B. Refer to the list in Erotica option; choose four.
Now, the rules!
1) Don't be afraid to be politically incorrect. Be lewd, crude, and socially unacceptable!
2) Put the option number and the four words you picked in your author comment box (or whatever it's called on this site).
3) No poetry! Nothing that LOOKS like poetry. I want a story in paragraph form.
4) Have fun!
Contest is Over
- Contest was judged on May 1, 2006
- Rewards: Gold: 901
- Final notes: Well, the SNOGGO Saga by far was the funniest thing entered in the contest. Coyote Ugly came in a close second...with the cock ring...*shakes head*. And Jerry with the spatula waving weapon. Thanks so much for entering guys. For a first contest, it was kinda sad that I only got three entries, but, hey! There's always a year later when I can amass enough points to run a NEW contest! Gaw...this stupid rating system. Thanks again.
Contest Winners
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by Edna Sweetlove 12400 words, 4 comments, on Apr 17 7:58 PM 2006. In Adult, Dark
Gold trophy winner
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by Sin Heart Tom 2100 words, 6 comments, on Apr 21 10:39 AM 2006. In First person, Humor
Silver trophy winner
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LOL
Humorous contest idea. Sounds more for the adults. Have fun and good luck.
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NUH UH!
You can make your entry G or PG. *Shrugs* I tried to put options in here for everybody. Thanks for checking it out, though.
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Not sure I'm any of those three types of writers but I'll try to come close to one for this. I'll take the chance to be politically incorrect anytime I can.
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No Worries!
If you have another genre you'd like me to add, I'll put it in there with the challenge sentence. Just let me know. I relish the chance to be politically incorrect as well.
Good times.
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Well I wouldn't be sure what to call it. It wouldn't be erotica, but it'd have sex. Only thing I can really think of to call it would be non-genre fiction.
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Sorry it's taken me so long, but non-genre fiction is now a category. Hope you decide to enter!
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Awesomeness
I could so write an erotica story with that line and have it be true *snickers* But I'll spare you the gorey details. I think I need a challenge. -
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you're fucking nuts. A SPATULA and a PAPER BAG.. wtfff i can't even imagine what's gonna happen here. alas i do not write erotica nor horror. i WILL keep an eye on the entries, sounds too funny to not read em. -
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Alright, I am SO entering! Just gimme a chance to write something... -
Interesting...
I might have to enter this contest some time this week. I've just started some new work with my work at home job, but that ends at 7PM, so I'll have some time to figure out whether I wanna try Horror or Erotica. I wonder if we can combine options if we use both quotes...? PEPSI RULES, thought I'd share that tidbit of info, cuz it does, pepsi rules! -
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Well, I look forward to your entry. I never thought about combined options, but, yeah, go for it! Use both sentences and put both options in your comment box. Lol...I'm a Coke girl, myself, but more power to ya Pepsi woman!
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I have a lengthy saga I'd like to enter which combines erotica, horror and sci-fi (and humour, I hope). It's also lewd, crude and politically dubious (I wouldn't say unacceptable). I'm happy to add in quite a few of your words as they offer additional opportunities, but your catch phrase quotes can't be used as they are, verbatim. I could however amend them so they'd fit in. Do you wish me to post the entry? Oh yes, and the hero is sexually biased (and fairly macho, in a caring but murderous kind of way).
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YES!
Post, most definitely. I'll amend my sentences things to say that you can play with them a bit. *Nod* I'm intrigued to see what you've written.
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Hmmm
I'm a self hating male... I could use this somwhere. I story about a male that's biased against males! -
I would've entered. . . .
If i had kniown about it. But I didn't know about it. Let me know next time, ok?
BTW, I'm Night wing. Just changed my name.
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