Oh my oh my. 
Another of my contests.
...This time I'm gonna follow all of the SW rules
(Intro...you can skip this if you want
)
Since my last contest went down the SW tubes, this one is going to replace it. So the points I was using on that (and the ones I have left after my other contests and co-judged contests ((check them out!)) ) are going here!
Just a shout out to the people that have given me donations for this, thanks so much. And anyone who'd like to make a donation please message me with one of your stories you’d like read and I will read it in return The smallest contributions help!!!
If you weren't reading that, start reading now
Now for the new contest!
What I have wanted a lot lately is poems. I loveeee GOOD poems. I am starting to write poems now, though I still have a long way to go before having anything good. So anyway I always admire a nicely written poem. I want some now.
Oh, the dreaded Rules:
1. No erotica. No erotica. No erotica. I have yet to figure how great a poem could be that's all erotica, but people on SW always surprise me.
2. Listen to me, darn it, if you categorize your poem adult or whatever, I CANNOT VIEW IT. Which means, in turn, you will NOT win, you will be DQ'ed. No one wants that, so don't do it!
3. I don't care how long it is, I do not care how short it is. If it is one freaking word, though, it better be a darn good one word. Just like if it's one thousand words, it better not be all stupid words. Kay? (That's not really a rule but who cares??)
4. Don't enter this if it's not a good poem to YOU. I don't care if critiques would pick it apart, but it has to mean a good thing to you. That's why you have to tell me about why you wrote this poem in the author's notes. (I'll get to that later.)
5. Sucking up is a great thing.
See, that wasn't so bad, was it? I'm being so mean in this contest
How to enter this thing (basic structure of the entries also)
First off, you have gosh darn better read EVERYTHING on this page unless I say other wise. So read on:
• Read everything on this page! (Boy, that was in no way at all predictable )
• You know how you enter a new story. So do it. Yes, you read that right, NO prewrites this contest!!! Yay me!!! I'm mean!!!
• Title the entry whatever you feel like titling it. Truthfully, I don't care if it says 'The Worst Poem Ever Written For This Weird Person's Contest,' as long as the poem is good and not stupid.
• Put your poem in the body, duh! (Hahahaha that sounded funny!)
• Now. For the fun part. For me, of course. Author's notes. You must write why you wrote this poem. I'll come back to this again later, but if it's not there, I'm not reading. Why you wrote this poem and what it means MUST be there.
• Author's notes again. Everyone loved my last contest, where I made you write about your favorite underwear. That was great. but I'm not gonna be that mean this time. Instead, this time you must say one of the following:
Taylor Renee is a beautiful contest princess and I worship her. ( )
I love you Taylor!
Taylor is my sexy friend.
I hate Taylor.
or...I'm a ballerina.
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You may also customize this here, but if you do, you still must include something about either Taylor or ballerinas. You don't know who Taylor is and I will laugh at you and tell you she is your worst nightmare.
• The rest of that stuff I don't care about. But now you'll hit the submit button and WHALA!, you have entered my contest!
What I want for the entries, of course! :
o Poems, I think you have that much already. New stories, because everyone loves writing stuff for my contests
o The poems are to be about:
o Birthdays. I have no idea how you do that, but hopefully I'll get a few good poets to. Since my birthday is on the 24th, eight days away, I'm hoping to have at least 20 entries by then. Don't disappoint me, people!
o Friendships. I have a poem on that Best Friends Poem. SO I want you to write one. Um....remember, it doesn't have to be a certain length or anything. Just write
o Natuuuuuure. Love it. Write it. Now. Thanks. Nuff said here.
o Animals. Write me about animals!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
o Lovers. Remember, though, no erotica........
o Teenagers.
o Taylorthebeautiful. (I don't expect anything here, but I'd love it!
)
....You want to write poem about something else? TOO BAD! ...Just kidding But you'll have to message me and ask me if your idea is okay....who knows, I may add it to the list!!!
Now the hard part.
The author's notes thing again. Don't know what I'm talking about? READ THIS WHOLE THING! GARSH!
Now. Poems are feelings expressed in words. So obviously when you write something it means a lot to you. Tell me about that. Tell me why you wrote it and what it means to you. Let me tell you the truth, now. This is basically picking the winners. Let's say your poems sucks. With a capital S. But you explain beautifully why you wrote it and why its a great poem. Convince me it IS a great poem, because of the meaning, not just the words. You can still win. ...Of course, if it’s a great poem and a great explanation, that speaks for itself.
I think that's all. You're thinking about time! I agree. Get to writing
Oh yeah, BLESS YOU FOR READING ALL THAT!
Another of my contests.
...This time I'm gonna follow all of the SW rules
(Intro...you can skip this if you want
)Since my last contest went down the SW tubes, this one is going to replace it. So the points I was using on that (and the ones I have left after my other contests and co-judged contests ((check them out!)) ) are going here!
Just a shout out to the people that have given me donations for this, thanks so much. And anyone who'd like to make a donation please message me with one of your stories you’d like read and I will read it in return
The smallest contributions help!!! If you weren't reading that, start reading now
Now for the new contest!
What I have wanted a lot lately is poems. I loveeee GOOD poems. I am starting to write poems now, though I still have a long way to go before having anything good. So anyway I always admire a nicely written poem. I want some now.
Oh, the dreaded Rules:
1. No erotica. No erotica. No erotica. I have yet to figure how great a poem could be that's all erotica, but people on SW always surprise me.
2. Listen to me, darn it, if you categorize your poem adult or whatever, I CANNOT VIEW IT. Which means, in turn, you will NOT win, you will be DQ'ed. No one wants that, so don't do it!
3. I don't care how long it is, I do not care how short it is. If it is one freaking word, though, it better be a darn good one word. Just like if it's one thousand words, it better not be all stupid words. Kay? (That's not really a rule but who cares??)
4. Don't enter this if it's not a good poem to YOU. I don't care if critiques would pick it apart, but it has to mean a good thing to you. That's why you have to tell me about why you wrote this poem in the author's notes. (I'll get to that later.)
5. Sucking up is a great thing.
See, that wasn't so bad, was it? I'm being so mean in this contest
How to enter this thing (basic structure of the entries also)
First off, you have gosh darn better read EVERYTHING on this page unless I say other wise. So read on:
• Read everything on this page! (Boy, that was in no way at all predictable
)• You know how you enter a new story. So do it. Yes, you read that right, NO prewrites this contest!!! Yay me!!! I'm mean!!!
• Title the entry whatever you feel like titling it. Truthfully, I don't care if it says 'The Worst Poem Ever Written For This Weird Person's Contest,' as long as the poem is good and not stupid.
• Put your poem in the body, duh! (Hahahaha that sounded funny!)
• Now. For the fun part. For me, of course. Author's notes. You must write why you wrote this poem. I'll come back to this again later, but if it's not there, I'm not reading. Why you wrote this poem and what it means MUST be there.
• Author's notes again. Everyone loved my last contest, where I made you write about your favorite underwear.
That was great. but I'm not gonna be that mean this time. Instead, this time you must say one of the following:Taylor Renee is a beautiful contest princess and I worship her. (
)I love you Taylor!
Taylor is my sexy friend.
I hate Taylor.
or...I'm a ballerina.
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You may also customize this here, but if you do, you still must include something about either Taylor or ballerinas. You don't know who Taylor is and I will laugh at you and tell you she is your worst nightmare.
• The rest of that stuff I don't care about. But now you'll hit the submit button and WHALA!, you have entered my contest!
What I want for the entries, of course! :
o Poems, I think you have that much already. New stories, because everyone loves writing stuff for my contests
o The poems are to be about:
o Birthdays. I have no idea how you do that, but hopefully I'll get a few good poets to. Since my birthday is on the 24th, eight days away, I'm hoping to have at least 20 entries by then. Don't disappoint me, people!
o Friendships. I have a poem on that Best Friends Poem. SO I want you to write one. Um....remember, it doesn't have to be a certain length or anything. Just write
o Natuuuuuure. Love it. Write it. Now. Thanks. Nuff said here.
o Animals. Write me about animals!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
o Lovers. Remember, though, no erotica........
o Teenagers.
o Taylorthebeautiful. (I don't expect anything here, but I'd love it!
)....You want to write poem about something else? TOO BAD! ...Just kidding
But you'll have to message me and ask me if your idea is okay....who knows, I may add it to the list!!!Now the hard part.
The author's notes thing again. Don't know what I'm talking about? READ THIS WHOLE THING! GARSH!
Now. Poems are feelings expressed in words. So obviously when you write something it means a lot to you. Tell me about that. Tell me why you wrote it and what it means to you. Let me tell you the truth, now. This is basically picking the winners. Let's say your poems sucks. With a capital S. But you explain beautifully why you wrote it and why its a great poem. Convince me it IS a great poem, because of the meaning, not just the words. You can still win. ...Of course, if it’s a great poem and a great explanation, that speaks for itself.
I think that's all. You're thinking about time! I agree. Get to writing
Oh yeah, BLESS YOU FOR READING ALL THAT!
Contest is Over
- Contest was judged on July 30, 2007
- Rewards: Gold: 200, Silver: 150, Bronze: 100
- Final notes: Wow.
Great, great contest, you guys. Seriously. I loved every single entry, and they really were all terrific.
Origionaly Taylor The Beautiful and Beautiful Ilusions tied for thrid, so great job to both of you
I was really happy with the turn out, that so many would write a poem for my contest! Thank you loads to every one.
If you ever need a review, I'll be here!
Thank you very, very much to all, and to all a good night!
Contest Winners
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I lay with heavy eyes, / The air filled with delicious innocence, / My heartbeat softened in hazy desire / For the moment I am in... / Buttby Veritaserum 200 words, 6 comments, on Jul 29 6:14 AM 2007. In Contest, First person, Inspirational, Life, Nature, Poetry, Spiritual
Gold trophy winner
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by Delfishie 200 words, 14 comments, on Jul 16 7:46 PM 2007. In , Inspirational, Poetry, Young adult
Silver trophy winner
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Taylor the beautiful / If only he knew how beautiful she is. / If only he would look her way. / Then he would surely want a kiss / From the• Commented on by judge. [remove]
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I swear I hear two heart beats. / One by my ear. / The other in my chest. / But you're not here with me. / Why such things, then, do I hear? / I must be crazy. / But crazy feels good.by JuliaAlexandrovna <100 words, 5 comments, on Jul 17 1:26 AM 2007• Commented on by judge. [remove]
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The eternal sunlit moon, focused on an opalescent sea of green. / Carrying the world on her shoulders, bearing the universal symbol of life• Commented on by judge. [remove]
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Tears will flow
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My eyes gaze out at the whirling snow / Why I am sad, I do not know. / Or could it be because he's not home / Safe and sound by a fire so warm? / I wait by the fire, it's my only choice / I'by Phantom Writer 100 words, on Jul 23 3:43 PM 2007• Viewed by judge. [remove]
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My life was full of freedom, / Full of joy and fun, / I could hunt and fish, / Until the setting of the sun. / I could sleep in my cosy cavby Black Dragon15 100 words, 3 comments, on Jul 17 9:16 AM 2007. In , Animals, First person, Other, Society• Commented on by judge. [remove]
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His fingers caressed my reddened cheek. / Gently my eyes close automatically, / and he takes it as a sign to move his lips closer to mine. / So close, I could feel his soft breath on my upper lip. / Suddenly his liby Mager 100 words, 1 comment, on Jul 29 8:24 AM 2007• Commented on by judge. [remove]
Bronze trophy winner
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AS I WALLOW IN DARKNESS / ALL I CAN THINK IS ABOUT / ONE SINGLE THING / AS BEAUTIFUL AS ROSES / AS BRIGHT AS THE SUN / ONE THING LINGERS /by mr write 100 words, 3 comments, on Jul 16 6:08 PM 2007• Commented on by judge.
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At long last, our friendship has returned,
"True friendship lasts forever." So we have learned.by Siby Anan 200 words, 11 comments, on Jul 16 7:35 PM 2007. In Friendship• Commented on by judge. -
So far away / under the water / so close to the light / If only I could have touched it / I didn't even care if I would've gotten hurt / I'll wait for you until you slowly drift to sleep• Commented on by judge.
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It’s always hard to fit in, / When the place you are is new. / Some people are accepting, / But these people can be few. / It’s always hardby Stegofreak 100 words, 6 comments, on Jul 18 3:07 PM 2007. In• Commented on by judge.
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Itchy itchy, / scratchy scratchy, / the consequences of stepping on a wasp. / Ouchie ouchie, / it hurts so much, / dad, please remove its s• Commented on by judge.
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Although kittens are so cute, / Are they really divine? / If it's not give 'em da boot, / And listen to this in time... / One day O' far away, / They screached there way along, / Waitby Mysterious Joe 100 words, 1 comment, on Jul 25 10:34 PM 2007. In Inspirational• Commented on by judge.
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Try so hard to find the light / Some people give in and chose not to fight / But take my hand and let my try / To show you how, show you why / Life is worth living, give it a shot / But whenby iChez 100 words, 4 comments, on Jul 25 12:20 PM 2007• Commented on by judge.
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Sure, leave me alone / Throw me away / It's not like you'll get hurt / I'll get over it some day / Sure, tie me down / Tell me to go which• Commented on by judge.
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Walking through the shadows of the unknown, / never sure of where we shall end up. / The truth in life sometimes never shown, / feeling as helpless as a new born pup. / Onward we travel; heads held• Commented on by judge.
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Wow dude i was sooo gunna enter but then i started to read and DUDE it NEVER freaken stopped so ya the whole explanation things toooooooooo long so ya sorry to rant on but ya a more condesed version would've helped.
-emmy♥
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I loved reading your introduction, rules galore. It was so funny!
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gosh! my princess is sooo mean!!!
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you know, there is a lovely little sight called allpoetry.com wich is run by the same peopel and is in teh same style. If you love poems I recomend you go there if you have a membership on this sight you automatically have oen there, with teh same screen name and password. There are a lot of awsome poems there. Anyways, just some advice seeing as you like poetry
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Can I do a song? Because I have a good idea!
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