Humour - Weird - Fun

Okay, I'm making a weirdish contest here. I don't know why i'm calling it weirdish, maybe because i intend it to be idiotic.

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Okay all you gotta do is give me humour, make me laugh, make me say 'lolz lolz!' make clutch my stomach and roll around the floor, make me writh in the fury as tiny fiery ants claw into my belly making me giggle.....

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RULES

~Yea, there are rules - have fun!
~Absolutely nothing erotic.
~Nothing serious...yes, i'm looking for funny, weird, humour stories!

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SUGGESTIONS

~Just make the wierdest, idiotic story u can!
~Have fun guys!

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Notes:

Get out there and rite me some idoiotic stories!!!




Contest is Over

  • Contest was judged on July 20, 2007
  • Rewards: Gold: 100, Silver: 25, Bronze: 10
  • Final notes:
    Hi everyone! This has closed early due to toooo many contests i have active, so well!

    Anyway, you were all fantastic, the stories were so funny! I was really enjoying this. I could not ocmment on ALL stories, due to technical nasties in my computer.

    With all humour, these must also be wit and deepness. So, the gold excelled in this. Everyone was fantastic thought!

    The winners are:

    Gold: Bubble
    Silver: I'm Giner bread with an ASBO, Get over it.
    Bronze: Hospitality

    Thanks everyone for entering! Congrats to the winners! God Bless you all!

Contest Winners

  1. Bubble
    I used to live in a bubble. / It was rainbow oil in a puddle. / It was soft and calm. / It was unreality. / And when you came along it popp
    by k8fairy <100 words, 20 comments, on Jun 5 10:55 PM 2007. In , Humor, Poem, Poetry
    Gold trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
  2. Error: Unable to find finalist item 95335, it seems to have been deleted :( [remove]
  3. Hospitality
    I never told anyone this, but I was born with a tail. It was green, scaly, and definitely not diaper friendly. No one understood where it had come from, I mean, the rest of me was perfectly normal (some people might say that's debatable), I just had a mon
    by Brent 1100 words, 45 comments, on Mar 13 11:52 PM 2007. In Humor
    Bronze trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]

Entries [11]

1 - 11 of 11
  • Dirty Harry
    His name is Harry. / As some like to call him Dirty Harry. He is a big fat ugly kid, wears the same t-shirt everyday big ugly yellow teeth, and one eye bigger than the other. / The same T-shirt he always wears
    by Matt93 400 words, 4 comments, on Jul 12 4:54 AM 2007. In Humor
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite
  • The Case Of The Murdered Guineapig
    It all began when a lady on her way to work happened to glance into the window on her way past.
    What she saw shocked her.
    by Creative 200 words, 2 comments, on Aug 24 1:35 PM 2005. In <200 lines, Crime
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite
  • A skit I wrote for a school play
    Narrator: 4 school boys, Dinesh, Suresh, Mahesh and Manpreet have been asked to visit the principals office, it is a well acknowledged fact that the three boys although short of delinquent behaviour, have been responsible for
    by reservedforgreatness 1200 words, 1 comment, on Jul 11 1:15 PM 2007. In Humour
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite
  • My strange brother
    One day my brother ate a toad toes and all.Then he ate a spider of the wall.And then he ate purple paint (he looked a bit stuffed). I shook him up and down and swirlled him arond and then that was all.
    by clue <100 words, 2 comments, on Jul 16 4:58 PM 2007. In Fiction, Humor
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite
  • House by the River
    If you walk along a wide stream for a couple of miles you will find a house. It is a small house, but a house all the same. If you jog along the same stream then you will encounter a mansion. And lastly, if you go in a car i
    by dippedquilpen 800 words, 7 comments, on Jul 3 9:24 AM 2007. In Essay, Fiction, Litterary satire
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite
  • Oremis the Great and the Legendary Patoka Run
    It was a cool summers night outside as Oremis sat at his thrown pondering how he would crush his much hated rival, Burns. / “Burnsy, Burnsy, Burnsy,” Oremis pondered, “I need to prove my endurance to the Gods for a go
    by TrackAndy 400 words, 5 comments, on Jun 15 1:50 PM 2007. In Action, Adventure, Humor
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite
  • Skid-Pan
    Skid-Pan / “Who’s for up it tomorrow then? It’ll be a right laugh!” Enthused a very excited Knubnutts as he attempted to coax us all once a
    by The Racing Snake 1400 words, 21 comments, on May 31 8:15 AM 2007. In Humor
    • Viewed by judge. Prewrite
  • Love Triangle
    Contains mild swearing. Viewer discretion is advised. '.'
    by Blurith 1900 words, 31 comments, on Jun 30 4:06 AM 2007. In Humor
    • Viewed by judge. Prewrite

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