Poets at work, don't rhyme :D

Hey there, watching thine screen with sparkling eyes that at last someone is going to read my poetry!

I am Onomarith and this is MY contest. So here you will follow my rules. Let the rules talk!

1. Poetry only. And this means that
I HAVE A CAT
WHICH IS SO FAT
AND WEARS A HAT
I ALSO HAVE A BAT
MY CAT LOVES MY BAT
AND I LOVE MY CAT AND BAT
A RAT ATE THE HAT
AND THE CAT ATE THE RAT
AND MY BAT FELL ON CAT
AND THIS IS MY POEM FOR THE CONTEST
is ALSO accepted!
2. Pl3Aze D0nt Both3r tO 3nTeR If U Cant Typ3 Straight!
3. No adult content. I am a grown up who is not only not into adult but is also not into those who are into adult. And FYI, NO EROTICA....ever!
4.Try to be original, even if you mess up with rhyme, which I am sure you will, or rhythm, which I can't really stand messing up with!
5. Whoever tells me the meaning of this and submits an awesome poem will get 50 extra cookies. Cookies are first come, first serve! So here's the thing:
"I do not want you not to tell mom that you
could not understand me not telling you not
to lie to mom because there are not too many
negations involved and you do not know how
not to get lost in my jokes!"
"Wow! Dude you sure you do not intend not to
never repeat that!"

And FYI, if you decipher this (good luck!) AND don't win....you won't get any brownies

6. You know that 6 is the first PERFECT NUMBER??
7. If I think I didn't get any good entries, I will delete the contest. So I am extending the time from a week to two weeks. Go write if you think you have an idea and come back with a poem.


Here's a poem to feast the eyes of those who love poetry with rhyme and rhythm. It might serve as an example at how to suck at poetry

Poets at work, so please don't rhyme!
Thoughts might leave them, thoughts sublime!
Poets at work, poets don't have time
Go, don't come back till you rhyme!

Poets at work, poems they compose!
Poets at work, don't poke your nose!
Poets at work, as poetry flows
Poets will mind, don't talk in prose!

Closed for judging

  • Closed for judging on November 22
  • Rewards: Gold: 150, Silver: 50, Bronze: 30, Honorable mention: 5 people
  • To judge this contest, you need to have at least as many finalists as you have rewards. You have 4 awards but only 3 finalists.

Preliminary Finalists

As the editor reads entries, favorites are added to this list. (3)

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  • Vanilla King
    November 8
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    With Adult you mean erotica? Or do you also mean stuff like suicide?


    • Onomarith
      November 9
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      suicide is okay. With adult I mean erotica....I should probably mention it. thnx!


  • Intoxica
    November 13
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    "I do not want you not to tell mom that you
    could not understand me not telling you not
    to lie to mom because there are not too many
    negations involved and you do not know how
    not to get lost in my jokes!"
    "Wow! Dude you sure you do not intend not to
    never repeat that!"

    Tell mom that you couldn't understand me telling you to lie to her because there are enough negations involved, and you get lost in my jokes!

    You sure you intend to never repeat that?

    Intoxica, posting "Untitled Poem" =D


  • Animus Argentis
    November 20
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    I write both...

    Rhyming and Non-Rhyming Poetry... Mine which I just entered, does not Rhyme, at all... But I've yet to come across someone who doesn't love it.


  • SableOrchid gold member
    November 22
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    Wow, you've been given some really great poems here!

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