Hit me with your best shot...

okay, I've been itchin' to make a good contest, and I think I finally have the time to judge one, if not, God help me.
'Kay, here's how I roll. I will read just about anything, depending on the size and theme. Just follow ma rules, and I won't bite you... There should be a catagory for everyone. I just want to see your best. Prewrites allowed. ^_~

Points may or may not go up. No guarantee.

Rules:
1. Has to be one of the choices below, if not, message me and I'll see if I like the alternatize.
2. N0 TyP1nG L1k3 Th15 (that was unbelievingly hard for me to type)
3. No gay, les, erotica related things. Make it appropriate for a 15 yr, old girl who's been living under a rock.
4. No bashing on religions, even in the challenge one.
5. Have fun!
7. Post 'Bite meh!' If you read this.
9. Post 'Why the heck did you forget 6&8?' Or something like that. Something to make me giggle. ^^
10. Keep cursin' under control
11. I'm a teen, a very kiddish teen. What more do you need to know?

Song Prompts:
I'm not making this too challenging, please post song and title on the comment box. Anyhting by Evanescence, Linkin Park, Flyleaf, Panic at the Disco, Fallout Boy, Hillsong, Super chick, Celtic Woman, All American Rejects, Relient K, Lady Gaga, Rhianna, stuff like that.

Bonus: Use these songs and I just might love your story. They don't have to do with the music, since most are in a different language
Still Doll- Kanon Wakeshima(Original or Orgel)
Alice human Sacrifice- Vocaloid
Any Vampire Knight Theme Song(thier by On/Off. Look it up on youtube if you don't know what I'm talking about)
Music Box- Nox Acarna
Suno no Oshiro- Kanon Wakeshima
Any song by Yoko Shimomura.
Or, if you want to impress me with your own choice, go right ahead. Please choose appropriatly.

Fanfics:
Anything but twilight. I'm sorry. I can't stand it. I love the books, but I just don't like fanfics too much. It has to be either an anime(don't worry, I'll watch it if I haven't seen it), video games (Hint: I LOVE Kh), movies(please be creative and appropriate), or books. ^^ I'll be lenient on this one.

Scary or Mysterious:
I'm a huge sissy, so I want to try something new. Why not try to scare the little kid? I don't mind gore(too much. If you make me gag, I'll DQ you. Follow the rules). I'll love it if you put a little hot blond girl in there that screams and never dies. xD That always makes me laugh. Don't forget a punch line here and there.

Songs and Poetry:
I'll be lenient on this one. Its more artistic, so everyone has different tastes. I want a good flow, good meaning, doesn't have to ryme. And if you can put a Bible verse, I might trip up and think its ten times better. xD just a hint, I would like to see how many of ya'll would dare try.

Novels:
I want you to give me your best, favorite, funny chaptor. Whichever you choose that would make me want to read the whole novel. Don't worry if its the last one, I might end up reading it later. I want it to be epicly awesome in all its glory. ^^ Make sure you follow the rules!

Short stories:
I want something that'll tear me apart. Make me doubt that your human at your ability to cram so much detail in that one page. I want your best. I want emotion, creativity, style in your writing that'll leave me thirsty for more. You're more free at this section so write away.

Comedy:
This can also be catogorized in some other things, but bottom line, I want to pee in my pants crying and making a scene so my parents will send me to the asylem. Okay maybe not that much. I would really like for it to be funny. I love to laugh. Please enter something, I need something to make me laugh after a horror story. xD

Quotes:
Just something epic. If its someone you don't think I know, please post in the AN about the situation and why its funny. It doesn't have to be funny. Any genre of quotes is fine for me. I'm just hungry for some talent. Since, you'll be up agains some realy hard competition with stories, you may add this to the end of whatever, or as your two line description if it has something to do with your story, poem, ect.

CHALLENGE!!!!
'Kay. I was wondering if there are truly talented writers on this site. (Don't get too offended yet) SO I decided to put ya'll to the test, since so many of you claim to be 'talented'. Don't get hurt if you don't win with this one.
Topic: I want you to write about Christianity(I know half of you just groaned) and how it is right and accurate, if you don't believe in it. This is an ultimate test. I want you to basically sell me this religion as if you were a Christian yourself. Make me believe that your one. This is not valid to Christians, (though I can't tell so we're running on the honor game).

Contest is Over

  • Contest was judged on November 16
  • Rewards: Gold: 700, Silver: 300, Bronze: 101, Honorable mention: 5 people
  • Final notes:
    YES! I DID IT! I READ EVERYONE'S STORY! I loved the different tastes, styles, story plots, and personality to each piece that was entered. I am extremely thankful to you all for entering and making my first contest a BIG success. (Yes, I think you all noticed it was since I was so lenient with the word count.) I loved each and every piece. I'm am really sorry that I could only give one gold, 'cause many of you disserve one too! IT WAS FREAKING HARD TO JUDGE THIS!! Everyone one of you all did a good job. Now, since I am bad at these kind of things, and I think your annoyed enough with me chewing your ears off. I shall bid you farewell! I hope to see more of your work, and remember: I'm always open to read something new. So don't be shy! ^_~

Contest Winners

  1. by Tiger-Lily 4400 words, 226 comments, on Oct 2 1:12 AM. In First person, Horror, Romance, Vampires, Young adult
    Gold trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
  2. by Melancholic Smile 3500 words, 16 comments, on Aug 10 8:42 AM. In Death, Depression, Fiction, Pain, Sad, Suicide, Teen
    Silver trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
  3. by Tawnis 2000 words, 33 comments, on Oct 15 1:09 PM. In Fantasy, First person, Young adult
    Bronze trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
  4. Born deformed, Lilith Abildgaard's actions set a horrifying precedence.
    by tallblondie 3800 words, 110 comments, on Mar 28 7:24 AM 2008. In Dark, Folklore, Horror, Mystery, Mythlegend
    Honorable mention
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
  5. Epic story of becoming best friends through a tragic happening. Really needing to pee.
    by Cold Wonder 1800 words, 11 comments, on Oct 7 5:26 PM
    Honorable mention
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
  6. by sugarrrainbow 900 words, 2 comments, on Nov 5 9:47 PM
    Honorable mention
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  7. “And just where do you think you are going?” A razor sharp voice said.
    Oh god I’m dead. He is going to kill me like he did before.
    by Hexen 3000 words, 15 comments, on Aug 21 2:49 PM. In Dark, Fantasy, Fiction, Love, Novel, Pain, Romance, Teen, Vampires
    Honorable mention
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
  8. by VelvetWings 2300 words, 10 comments, on Oct 10 7:15 AM
    Honorable mention
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
  9. I have been thinking about rewriting one of my very old poems...so, here's the rewritten result. It bears only a few lines of actual poem b
    by Onomarith 200 words, 7 comments, on Nov 6 9:15 AM. In Fiction
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]

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  • 'Bite meh! miss i forgot to write 6&8 >.> Just becaquse i dun post it in meh an's XD

    • xD Thats fine. ^^ I actually prefer for people to post it here. Makes it easier on me. ^^ Thanks for entering. I'm looking forward to reading your entry.


  • CheshireCat
    November 5
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    I'm writing a script right now. It doesnt go perfectly with the chapters thing but I was wondering if I could still enter. Its hard finding contests you can enter scripts in

    • Scripts?! REALLY! Thats fine with me! ^^ I would love to read it. I never thought of that before. Come in and join the contest then, and have a ^^

      • CheshireCat
        November 5
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        *Takes the cookie greatfully and befriends Serenity Blackheart, but soon steals the rest of their cookies and eats them all* Alright, I'll enter it.








  • Hexen
    November 5
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    When you say Twilight - does that mean ALL vampire/werewolf stories or just sparkling ones?

    • Good question. No sparkling ones. I'll be okay with ones from Underworld, vampire knight, the good ones. So, yeah, you can enter so long as its not twilight. xD
      ^^


  • VelvetWings
    November 5
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    Hey... I noticed you have some Japanese music in the song prompts. Do you know Plastic Tree? I have a story I wrote, prompted by one of their songs ^^ I'd like to enter that if it's okay...

    • By all means, I would love to hear somthing new. ^^ Please put the song name here, or on your story, so I can listen to it and listen to it too. ^^ Have fun!

      • VelvetWings
        November 6
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        Yep, it's in the AN~
        And my AN is too cluttered for me to add those things in your rules, but you'll definitely know my story cuz it has some Japanese in it.

        • It's okay. The main reason I put that there is because I would tell if people bothered to read my rules. So long as you post them somewhere, I'm cool with it. xD Maybe I should've mentioned that. xD Dumb me. lol

  • I know this is off topic, but the title of this contest is getting the song "Hit me with your best shot" stuck in my head like crazy! xD


  • Dearheart
    November 5
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    Oops!

    Uhhh...okay, do we have to post here, or in our author's notes? Or both? *confuzled*

    Well just to be safe, I'll copy-and-paste here what I put in my author's notes:

    "BITE MEH! (As long as you don't sparkle and claim to be a vampire at the same time, I won't mind. Hee.) And my dear Serenity Blackheart, why the heck did you forget 6 and 8? You looney... =P Ahh, but it's good to be a looney. Sanity is overrated, don'cha think?"

    Hope that'll do the trick! (And I might have one last entry coming up, so stay tuned!)

    • lol, Well.... I think six is in the bathroom, and God knows what the heck eight is doin' right now. xD Yes, everyone can be sane, but not just anyone can embrace looneyness with open arms.
      Cool! Thanks for entering. You could of just put it here though. I'm good with it. xD


  • Annastones
    November 5
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    'Bite meh'
    'Why the heck did you forget 6&8?'


  • Tawnis gold member
    November 6
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    Bite meh! Oh and I realized about 6 and 8 the line before you said it. I hope you enjoy my new story, 6 chapters up so far if your interested.

    • Cool, I didn't know people would catch it. I sure didn't and I was typing it. xD Cool. I'll read them when I have the time. ^^

  • BITE MEH!
    Where the heck are lines 7 and 8? lol

    Ok well I have a story that is 4 chapters long and want to enter a chapter but I'm not sure which one to enter...
    If I enter the last one will you read the first one? lol
    And I want to come up with something for this so that means I can only enter one of the chapters lol

    • Lol its okay. once again, if you give me the last one, my fake OCD will make me read the first one just because I'm weird like that. Enter whatever you want! ^^ I love to read and I would rather do that than start on my essay early. xD

  • "Bite meh! where is 6&8 woman!!! lol" I don't really like using my author notes that much because it just make sit harder for me!

    I am going to write a new story for ya but first I need to find what I want to write from the prompts above! they are all great, so it's hard to choose!! lol

    • I'm glad you like them. I was wondereing if anyone was ganna try one of them or if they were just ganna give me a whole bunch of prewrites. ^^
      I love your pic!!!! I support YukixZero pairing too. xD

  • can I reserve?


  • Onomarith
    November 8
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    bite me!

    You skipped 6 and 8 just to bite me....didn't you??

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