Okay, here's a twist for you. Instead of me giving you a prompt the way any decent person (or cow) would, I'm forcing you to make your own!
The set up is simple. Just take an option from column A, another from column B and keep going like that until you've got yourself a complete sentence! It's fun!
So, let's get started!
Once upon a time...
Column A:
1. ...a sweet little girl/boy...
2. ...a shut-in...
3. ...a twihard...
4. ...Obani*...
Column B:
1. ...fell in love with...
2. ...murderized...
3. ...was a cop in the seventies, who's partner was...
4. ...was the monster under the bed of...
Column C:
1. ...A serial killer.
2. ...A theoretical physicist.
3. ...The ghost of a confederate soldier.
4. ...Obama.
Sample sentence: Once upon a time a twihard was a cop in the seventies who's partner was Obama.
Then you'd use that as your prompt. It's that easy!
Brownie Point Gimmicks:
1. The serial killer is smexy
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2. Good things happen to Obani (see point 3).
3. Good things happen to bad people.
4. I laugh so hard milk comes out my udders
5. ANY MENTION OF QUAKES. The more QUAKES, the more points...QUAKES!
*A little self centered, aren't we Obani?
The Dreaded Rules:
1. No erotica. I know, I'm sad too, but I am only a wee little calf and can't read such smut.
2. Not too long, max 2000 words.
3. You are a writer no? Respect the English language, use decent SPaG.
4. BE CREATIVE. Yes, that is a rule.
5. Give me a hug. Hugs are mandatory.
Giggity-go nuts!
The set up is simple. Just take an option from column A, another from column B and keep going like that until you've got yourself a complete sentence! It's fun!
So, let's get started!
Once upon a time...
Column A:
1. ...a sweet little girl/boy...
2. ...a shut-in...
3. ...a twihard...
4. ...Obani*...
Column B:
1. ...fell in love with...
2. ...murderized...
3. ...was a cop in the seventies, who's partner was...
4. ...was the monster under the bed of...
Column C:
1. ...A serial killer.
2. ...A theoretical physicist.
3. ...The ghost of a confederate soldier.
4. ...Obama.
Sample sentence: Once upon a time a twihard was a cop in the seventies who's partner was Obama.
Then you'd use that as your prompt. It's that easy!
Brownie Point Gimmicks:
1. The serial killer is smexy
.2. Good things happen to Obani (see point 3).
3. Good things happen to bad people.
4. I laugh so hard milk comes out my udders
5. ANY MENTION OF QUAKES. The more QUAKES, the more points...QUAKES!
*A little self centered, aren't we Obani?
The Dreaded Rules:
1. No erotica. I know, I'm sad too, but I am only a wee little calf and can't read such smut.
2. Not too long, max 2000 words.
3. You are a writer no? Respect the English language, use decent SPaG.
4. BE CREATIVE. Yes, that is a rule.
5. Give me a hug. Hugs are mandatory.
Giggity-go nuts!
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- This is an anonymous contest - your name will be hidden from editors
- Closes in 2 days
- Up to 3 entries are allowed per person.
- Rewards - Gold: 125, Silver: 75, Bronze: 25
- Prewritten stories are not allowed.
- Enter a new story
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by hodgetiger 400 words, 1 comment, on Nov 3 1:22 PM• Commented on by judge.
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I got "Once upon a time, there was a Twitard who murderized (???) Obama.
Excellent prompt.
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twiHARD, not twiTARD... same thing really.
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Interesting. Love the prompts
I hope this will be up by the time I'm finally free. I'll try
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Might not be a bad contest to enter...except for the hugs thing. I don't do touchy-feely. Lol.
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*HUGS* you cannot escape!
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