That's right, I'm letting you guys rant. No rules, no limits. Just make it funny
I may disagree with you, but opinions are NOT entering into this, the more I laugh, the better
No rules.
DO WHATEVER YOU WANT...
YOU CAN EVEN WRITE SOMETHING ABOUT ME
JUST...
MAKE...
ME...
LAUGH...
(Due to my laziness, and the fact that I like being taken by surprise, I've set a long closing date...)
2 entries each
Pre-writes allowed
No help from me.
I may disagree with you, but opinions are NOT entering into this, the more I laugh, the better
No rules.
DO WHATEVER YOU WANT...
YOU CAN EVEN WRITE SOMETHING ABOUT ME
JUST...
MAKE...
ME...
LAUGH...
(Due to my laziness, and the fact that I like being taken by surprise, I've set a long closing date...)
2 entries each
Pre-writes allowed
No help from me.
Enter this contest
- This is an anonymous contest - your name will be hidden from editors
- Closes in 7 days
- Up to 2 entries are allowed per person.
- Rewards - Gold: 100, Silver: 50, Bronze: 25, Honorable mention: 5 people
- Enter a pre-written story
- Enter a new story
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THIS HAS TURNED OUT TO BE A PRETTY SUCKISH DAY!!! I HAVE TO GIVE UP MY DOG!! AND I ACTUALLY GOT A TEXT MESSAGE AND A PHONE CALL AND AN EMAIL ABOUT HIM!! WWOOOOWW!! WHODA THUNK IT!!!1by Cold Wonder 300 words, 2 comments, on Oct 29 6:02 PM• Commented on by judge.
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Do not NOT NOT NOT read this if you are in any way a fan of the Twilight series. Seriously don't.• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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Yeah =.=; Do not read if you are super religouse, this is you only warining =.=;;;by The Insane Eraser 300 words, 21 comments, on Oct 23 1:44 AM. In Drama, Gay, Hmm, Inspirational, Life, Love, Other, Personal, Romance, Short story
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by The Insane Eraser 100 words, 17 comments, on Mar 19 11:07 PM. In Fantasy, Humor, Inspirational, Life, Young adult• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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I had so hoped that with the election of a new president, the dark clouds of despondence would be lifted from this country, state, and cityby mwilson50 200 words, 2 comments, on Oct 29 7:56 PM• Commented on by judge.
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Every time I go somewhere, I notice men are looking at me with more interest as they spend on older women or men.
I cannot say I am ugly…by Luci Ferraris 600 words, 19 comments, on Mar 30 11:26 AM. In First person, Life, Personal, Short story• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
That's gay. You're gay. He's gay. She's gay.1by CheshireCat 500 words, 8 comments, on Jun 25 11:30 AM. In Discrimination, Drama, First person, Gay, Nonfiction, Personal, Rant, Society• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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"I know what you are, your skin is pale and ice cold."
"Say it! Tell me what I am."
"Retarded."by CheshireCat 600 words, 30 comments, on Jun 24 9:34 PM. In Fantasy, Fiction, Humor, Personal, Rant crazy ugh song parody, Vampire, Vampires• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
Is it just me or does everyone on this site have some kind of mental problem?
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dont you dare leave a comment TheRanter• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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A pure, unadulterated rant...• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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by Tomotsu 300 words, 3 comments, on Oct 30 7:22 PM. In First person, Inspirational, Life, Meaningful, Other• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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I Fight a Cockroach. Guess who wins?by Azzy Bear 300 words, 2 comments, on Oct 30 8:02 PM• Commented on by judge.
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If you like Naruto, don't read this. I'm serious. Don't. Really. You won't like it.by Arcos 400 words, 5 comments, on Oct 31 3:38 PM• Commented on by judge.
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Ok this is completely spontaneous and i will not be editing it so soz if SPaG isnt up 2 scratch1by Spazlle 300 words, 3 comments, on Oct 31 5:34 AM• Commented on by judge.
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Ok Stephenie, here's the thing, I have a MAJOR problem with you! Its not because the whole Twilight Saga is the most retarded thing I've ever had the displeasure to read, its the fact that you are a TERRIBLE writer. SERIOUSLYby the-creeper 800 words, 7 comments, on Nov 2 10:54 PM• Commented on by judge.
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by Mistress Cheetah 300 words, 3 comments, on Nov 3 2:51 AM. In Rant rant rant• Commented on by judge.
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What meets one's eye is ugly these days. The contemporary world is on a rather off-putting kick. The cars certainly are not what they used• Not viewed by judge. Prewrite
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becareful if you are religious... DON'T READ!!!! CHRISTIANS BEWARE!!!by ForestFaery 200 words, 7 comments, on Jan 18 5:03 PM• Not viewed by judge. Prewrite
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Wonder what humans truely are... read here...• Not viewed by judge. Prewrite
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You want a rant? Heres a rant. It's a rant about public high school. You got it, I am one of 'them'(those moany, pessimistic children). 1
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by Breathless 700 words, 16 comments, on Oct 31 9:39 AM• Not viewed by judge. Prewrite
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Okay, so I'm here to rant about my suckish day. You asked me, and I will tell you exactly what happened today on this suckish day. Starting........................NOW!!!!!!!1by XxMiraMoonbladexX 500 words, 5 comments, on Nov 12 12:56 PM• Viewed by judge.
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Telling the truth. The quickest route to unpopularity street.• Viewed by judge.
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The pace of life today is hectic to say the least. We have to be at work by a certain time; school/college starts by that time; appointmentby Tomereader 2200 words, on Nov 12 9:28 AM. In Contest, Hope, Inspirational, Life, Personal, Society, Spiritual• Viewed by judge.
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Things aren't what they used to be...and perhaps they never were.• Viewed by judge. Prewrite
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So, as I'm sure you have all heard, there is a new obsession out there that is big enough to rival Harry Potter. Twilight, a book that may have very well ruined the vampire franchise has taken over book store shelves and theby Fibe Kill-DFW Punk- 300 words, 13 comments, on Mar 30 3:12 PM. In Antitwilight, Humor, Rant, Society, Tragedy• Not viewed by judge. Prewrite
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Winter. A kid’s dream, my nightmare. When the first snow falls and I wake up and find it on the ground, I feel my stomach knot. It’s freezing out, and I have to walk to the bus stop. I just want to be warm. Warmth is but coldby missymoo143 300 words, 1 comment, on Nov 17 5:27 AM• Not viewed by judge.
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All rational people against the disease of Twilight, I've spoken for us. A letter to Stephanie Meyer.by PurpleSensibility 1000 words, 13 comments, on Oct 6 6:27 PM• Not viewed by judge. Prewrite
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Alec: hey tobi you know what sucks?1
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Alright if you are a Twilight fan do not click. I repeat, do not. You will be offended.by Schuyler VanAlen 2800 words, 27 comments, on Nov 11 10:57 PM. In Antitwilight, Comedy, For laughs, Hmm, Humor, Life, Rant• Not viewed by judge. Prewrite
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Enough is enough. When the sudden did, "being bothered," equate to having a serious condition!?• Not viewed by judge.
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Hi TheOnAHiatuser, I have written a rant from a Christian point of view, it has funny bits in it but it is a serious piece. It is also 2500+ words (according to 'word'). Is this acceptable? I understand if it is not or if you wish to keep beliefs out of the equation or if it is too long. Either way good luck with your comp.
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Don't worry, I didn't put up any rules, because I wanted to see how creative you guys get when you rant. I don't mind what your opinion is, any rant can be entered, no matter what length, opinion etc.
Good luck in the contest!
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