Make Me Laugh, 'Til I Cry.

Okay, I want Humor Stories!!! Make me laugh, fall off my chair, wet my pants! Seriously I want to laugh so hard that my bladder can't handle it any more. Yet I stay and continue reading because it just so damn good.

Any type of Humor, pure randomness, and a rant about how tasty shoelaces are; i don't care.
Bag whatever or whoever you like, i won't take offense.

Oh, and go ahead and enter those prewrites. but only if you haven't entered them in like billion other contest.

Be spontaneous, be inconceivable, be absolutely hilarious!!!


RULES!!!

1. nO TypING LiKe tHiS pLEaSe!!!
2. No emoticons (, , )
3. Swearing is allowed.
4. Please proof read your entries.
5. Min of 50 words
Max of 5,000 words
6. All ages!!!
7. Pre-writes allowed
8. Adult content is allowed
9. Rants ALLOWED

P.S. points may go up if there is more entries!!!

GOOD LUCK!!!

Enter this contest

• This is an anonymous contest - your name will be hidden from editors
• Closes in 5 days, or after 2 more entries
• Up to 3 entries are allowed per person.
• Rewards - Gold: 300, Silver: 125, Bronze: 50, Honorable mention: 3 people
• Enter a pre-written story
• Choose a story:
• Enter a new story

• To judge this contest, you need to have at least as many finalists as you have rewards. You have 4 awards but only 3 finalists.

Preliminary Finalists

• The Fear Of God

  There were two brothers who were always up to some mischief. If 1
  

  by Danni. 200 words, 4 comments, on Oct 11 1:12 AM. In Depression, Fantasy, Fiction, First person, Hmm, Humor, Inspirational, Life

  • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
• The Last of the Molehicans

  Marty was an endangered species. Not by himself of course, extinction is a team sport. So his family helped. If that sounds a little incestual, it's because it was. They were the last of the electric moles, and Fortune had no

  by Brent 600 words, 37 comments, on Dec 8 11:55 PM 2006. In Dark, Humor, Other, Romance

  • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
• The two Dwarfs!

  by Shah Z 100 words, 4 comments, on May 17 6:19 AM. In Adult, Humor, Joke

  • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]

Entries [38]

• Magician???

  It was my first day in my new class and I was sitting beside a nice looking guy. He was availing each and every moment he got, telling me a

  by Farhan 500 words, 34 comments, on Aug 28 11:03 PM. In Hmm, Humor, Short story, Teen

  • Commented on by judge. Prewrite
• Purple Dog

  There was once a purple dog. He loved to eat corn on the cob. But one day there came a squirrel that wanted some of his corn.1
  

  by VainfulSideEffects 200 words, 6 comments, on Jan 16 4:01 PM. In , Humor, Random

  • Commented on by judge. Prewrite
• My Dear Damn Love

  Why don't, God calls, her to heaven above? Haha. A humorous poem.

  by Farhan 100 words, 26 comments, on Sep 20 9:06 AM. In Hmm, Humor, Inspirational, Poem, Poetry, Romance

  • Commented on by judge. Prewrite
• random

  hi im 13 new at this and u wont some one to make u laugh ok i just started school on wens day i never been to school in my life i walked in to a class and i was so clueless and like my sister goes to school and she w

  by lost dark night 100 words, 2 comments, on Oct 24 12:28 PM

  • Commented on by judge.
• Community Service

  Now a die-hard writer like me evolves once in years (actually I meant decades at least but then my modesty forbids from self-indulgence). S

  by chinmay 300 words, 19 comments, on May 16 2:44 AM. In Humor

  • Commented on by judge. Prewrite
• The Proud Environmentalist

  by Asfand 500 words, 36 comments, on Aug 10 2:13 AM. In Humor, Other, Satire, Weird

  • Commented on by judge. Prewrite
• Trimortus

  There are many ways to die, and Trimortus brings you the best...

  by tallblondie 400 words, 76 comments, on Sep 13 2:59 PM 2008. In , Contest, Dark, Horror, Humor

  • Commented on by judge. Prewrite
• Drucilla

  by graybeard 400 words, 9 comments, on Sep 19 12:31 PM

  • Commented on by judge. Prewrite
• Trying To Do The Job Alone

  by Danni. 400 words, 6 comments, on Oct 10 9:39 PM. In Depression, Fiction, First person, Hmm, Humor, Inspirational, Life

  • Commented on by judge. Prewrite
• The Rabbi's Children

  There was a rabbi whose wife was expecting a baby so he went before the Congregation and asked for a raise. 1
  

  by Danni. 100 words, 4 comments, on Oct 5 11:21 PM

  • Commented on by judge. Prewrite
• The Little Donkey Who Thought He Could/ The Search For Pamela

  Once upon a time there was a donkey named Dipstick and he thought his name was Lipstick and no one knew he was really a girl. One day, as P

  by Midnight-Engaged 300 words, 17 comments, on Nov 2 2:28 PM 2008. In Adventure, Charlie the unicorn, Fiction, Humor, Strange, Weird

  • Commented on by judge. Prewrite
• Gingerbread the Angry Bear

  An emoticon play about people being mean to a Teddy bear.

  by Midnight-Engaged 300 words, 36 comments, on Feb 1 10:18 PM 2008. In Contest, Emoticon, Humor, Play

  • Commented on by judge. Prewrite
• Dead To You (Cont.)

  by Lost Soul 12 600 words, 9 comments, on Oct 20 9:26 AM. In Adult, Depression, Love, Rape

  • Commented on by judge. Prewrite
• Fever

  In all his 45 years, Preetam had never fallen so ill that he had to be admitted to a hospital. Mere thought of the hospital rendered him si

  by chinmay 600 words, 38 comments, on Apr 1 10:51 AM. In Humor

  • Commented on by judge. Prewrite
• Fuck (Chapter One)

  by Disasterous-Bastard 600 words, 9 comments, on Oct 28 8:27 PM. In Adult, Boredom, Emo, Friendship, Hate, Loneliness, Satire

  • Commented on by judge. Prewrite
• Here's Your Pink Slip Buddy! *Contest*

  Dear Timothy, 1
  

  by IntrepidFantasy 300 words, 17 comments, on Jun 21 10:30 PM. In Contest, Humor, Letter, Short story, Work

  • Commented on by judge. Prewrite
• McIdiots

  (This Story Is Based Of An Event That Took Place In Florida at Mcdonalds. ​http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,504125,00.html)1
  

  by Dr. Psycho 800 words, 92 comments, on Mar 13 9:50 PM. In Humor, Parody, Satire, Society

  • Commented on by judge. Prewrite
• Calamity Fungelfink

  Going to the pub for a beer should be straight forward - but not when Calamity is around.

  by Lawrie 1000 words, 39 comments, on Oct 9 2:26 PM. In Humor

  • Commented on by judge. Prewrite
• The Battle of the Big Littlehorn

  The day Colonel Custard was out-smarted by Chief Standing Cow.

  by Lawrie 1200 words, 33 comments, on Jul 10 4:15 PM. In Humour, Spoof, Western

  • Commented on by judge. Prewrite
• The Private Eye

  My name's Hoe, Ida Hoe. Movin' from the country to the city was a big deal for me. On my first day in this granite jungle I met up with m

  by Lawrie 2000 words, 27 comments, on May 23 3:41 PM. In Contest, Crime, Fiction, Humor

  • Commented on by judge. Prewrite
• A Night At Unca Dan's

  A Night At Unca Dan's recounts one of the reasons I am indebted to my older brother for his help along the way.

  by seamus 1800 words, 4 comments, on Oct 19 11:33 AM. In Adventure, First person, Humor, Life

  • Commented on by judge. Prewrite
• A Day in the Life of George W Bush

  A day in the life of George W Bush

  by Asfand 1100 words, 90 comments, on Jul 10 5:50 PM. In A day in the life, Funny, George w bush, Humor, Life, Other, Random

  • Commented on by judge. Prewrite
• A Simple Thing

  If Susan had realised what was going to result from a simple action, she wouldn't have been tempted...

  by tallblondie 2300 words, 43 comments, on Sep 9 10:03 AM 2008. In Action, Humor

  • Commented on by judge. Prewrite
• Laughter

  What is life without laughter?

  by tallblondie 1200 words, 50 comments, on Jun 10 11:28 AM 2008. In Humor, Other, Parody

  • Viewed by judge. Prewrite
• His son’s secret

  From the first moment that he understood the meaning of getting presents, he began asking for them.

  by Luci Ferraris 600 words, 34 comments, on Feb 6 12:31 AM

  • Viewed by judge. Prewrite
• The midnight caller

  by Luci Ferraris 900 words, 16 comments, on Apr 4 2:09 PM. In Adult, First person, Humor, Personal, Short story

  • Viewed by judge. Prewrite
• Mission to Pluto

  by Luci Ferraris 700 words, 5 comments, on Sep 25 5:41 AM. In Humor, Short story

  • Viewed by judge. Prewrite
• The Gingerbread House

  This place definitely isn't out of a fairytale.

  by Ghost of a Siren 500 words, 8 comments, on Oct 27 1:42 AM. In Humor, Personal

  • Viewed by judge. Prewrite
• Got punk-ed by a stupid skunk

  The day was ordinary and I was getting ready for work, making sure that my clothes were pressed and that the equipment I was to wear was ac

  by whoudini 700 words, 1 comment, on Oct 27 8:29 PM

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• Conversations With Me, Myself and I

  This is not an actual story per say, it is a conversation between people. You did say anything... hope you like

  by ModWolfVince 300 words, 3 comments, on Nov 4 5:47 AM. In Humor, Random, Strange, Weird

  • Commented on by judge.
• School (a poem)

  The torments we face in the school.

  by Farhan 200 words, 24 comments, on Nov 11 10:46 PM. In Childrens, Humor, Pain, Poem, Poetry, School

  • Commented on by judge. Prewrite
• Lalala, entry :3

  by Rukia Kuchiki 400 words, 1 comment, on Nov 14 6:59 PM. In Contest, Edward cullen, Entry, Humor

  • Viewed by judge. Prewrite
• Medications

  Seeing as how I could probably make a life-size fort out of my old prescription bottles, I have reason to believe I am a connoisseur of ant

  by Alice Cambridge 500 words, 30 comments, on May 9 5:45 AM. In Depression, Humor, Life, Nonfiction, Personal, Unedited

  • Viewed by judge. Prewrite
• RaoI II-Chapter 2

  [IR] What have we gotten ourselves into? Don't answer that, actually. I don't want to know anymore.

  by Shali 400 words, 1 comment, on Aug 21 10:17 AM. In Fantasy, Fiction, Other

  • Viewed by judge. Prewrite
• Funny Sayings All Made by Me.

  by neutraltint 100 words, 3 comments, on Jan 25 11:21 AM

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• By me, right now

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