Make me LAUGH

I need a good laugh. From stories to poems to letters.
I love it when and if they are about me. If you know me...well there should be a lot to wrote about!

Rules:

1.] I am a grammar freak!!

2.] No StIcKy TaBs

3.] Word limit is 400-900

3.] Make it
a)Mild funny
b]really funny
c)hilarious
d)rolling on the floor laughing funny!

4.] Have fun!!!

Contest is Over

• Contest was judged on October 18
• Rewards: Gold: 100
• Final notes:
  Oh my...I haven't laughed in a while, but reading these upped my spirits!!
  
  Thank you for entering, if you didn't win!! Thank you for entering if you did win!!
  
  ~Tristan xoxo

Contest Winners

1. The Trouble with Foreign Languages

   Um.... some silly language things that have happened to me. It's funny to me... it might not be to others but meh....

   by IceCrystal7 600 words, 2 comments, on Oct 12 3:09 AM
   Gold trophy winner

   • Commented on by judge. [remove]
2. A long time ago today (d)

   DON'T READ THIS UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES!!!!!!!!!

   by Sonic Banana 400 words, 10 comments, on Oct 16 2:08 AM. In Category, Crazy, Incredible, Insane, Stupid, Unique, Your mom
   Silver trophy winner

   • Commented on by judge. [remove]
3. Zombie Survival for dummies!

   rule number one: Don't trust vegetarian zombies!

   by CareBearKilla 400 words, 2 comments, on Oct 17 2:33 PM. In Fiction, Horror, Humor, Zombies
   Bronze trophy winner

   • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]

Entries [10]

• Trying To Do The Job Alone

  by Danni. 400 words, 6 comments, on Oct 10 9:39 PM. In Depression, Fiction, First person, Hmm, Humor, Inspirational, Life

  • Commented on by judge.
• Wifes Dilemma.

  Pat Yearning flops through his front door. Walking to his wife he stands and gives her a kiss. Suddenly out of the blue, he says to her,
  "Darling, do you know that Gary, the Postman, you know, the cheeky bugger down Wellingto

  by Zoe1796 100 words, 2 comments, on Oct 10 11:10 PM. In Admission, Cheating

  • Commented on by judge.
• Funny story that could have happened to me!!!

  On my way home from work, I stopped at Taco Bell for a quick bite to eat. In my billfold are a $50 bill and a $2 bill. I figure that with a

  by kissedbyan angel 700 words, 3 comments, on Oct 11 7:37 PM

  • Commented on by judge.
• My Psychological Meltdown

  by LoveToWrite55555 300 words, 4 comments, on Sep 21 9:55 PM. In English project, Hmm, Humor, Other, Short story

  • Commented on by judge. Prewrite
• a Brief Existance - Again

  A BRIEF EXISTANCE - AGAIN1 / Words have power. Whoever said: / ‘Sticks and stones may break my bones, / but words will never hurt me,’ was

  by Tomereader 700 words, 18 comments, on Jun 20 12:39 PM 2008. In Death, Fantasy, First person, Life, Short story

  • Commented on by judge. Prewrite
• The Handsome Pig

  by Sickopath333 500 words, 4 comments, on Oct 17 6:48 PM. In Humor

  • Commented on by judge.
• The Cash Machine

  The Cash Machine is sick.
  What happens when the tourists come to town?

  by EdanaM 400 words, 6 comments, on Aug 19 2:49 AM. In Fiction, Humor

  • Commented on by judge. Prewrite

Comments

• By me, right now

  Adding your comment:
• 
  Farhan
  October 12
  Edit | Reply
  No prewrite. I have a good poem. Please allow prewrite. And please let me know when you will.
• • 
    XxSceneTristanxX
    October 12
    Edit | Reply
    ince your an HP fan and a AntiTwilight person...i allow them >
  • • 
      Farhan
      October 13
      Edit | Reply
      How do you know?