I am planning on writing a long series of absurd and humorous stories, and looking for a long term collaborator. Whoever wins does not have to collaborate with me, of course. But that's mostly why I start this contest 
Write me a story you yourself would consider extremely sick. I can take anything. It does not necesssarily have to be funny, but absurd/psychopathic at least.
Dig down in your darkest thoughts, and make sure you smile while writing the story down.
If you're not sure you've written the best you can do, there's still room for two other stories. And the contest continues longer than what it says. Don't know how long.
I am okay with prewrites, but don't bomb me with them if they're not relevant. I am not looking for something slightly insane, either; I want something that is bleeding from a madman.
In your stories, try not to make anything casual or boring. Even names of characters should be colorful. The stories do not have to have a meaning, but almost every line should be filled with absurdity and silliness.
Don't post anything you're not satisfied with, and don't post anything not insane. Thank you.
Write me a story you yourself would consider extremely sick. I can take anything. It does not necesssarily have to be funny, but absurd/psychopathic at least.
Dig down in your darkest thoughts, and make sure you smile while writing the story down.
If you're not sure you've written the best you can do, there's still room for two other stories. And the contest continues longer than what it says. Don't know how long.
I am okay with prewrites, but don't bomb me with them if they're not relevant. I am not looking for something slightly insane, either; I want something that is bleeding from a madman.
In your stories, try not to make anything casual or boring. Even names of characters should be colorful. The stories do not have to have a meaning, but almost every line should be filled with absurdity and silliness.
Don't post anything you're not satisfied with, and don't post anything not insane. Thank you.
Enter this contest
- This is an anonymous contest - your name will be hidden from editors
- Closes in 12 days
- Up to 3 entries are allowed per person.
- Rewards - Gold: 450
- Enter a pre-written story
- Enter a new story
Preliminary Finalists
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hope you like. I do. It makes very little sense.• Commented on by judge. [remove]
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There he was, the Bastard. The sick little fucker that had been following me around since I moved to this neighborhood, introducing me to t• Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
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by Psycho Mantis 1000 words, 2 comments, on Oct 15 2:52 PM. In Class, Fiction, Horror, Humor, Young adult• Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
Entries [42]
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by RazorbladeKiss14 700 words, 10 comments, on Aug 23 2:49 AM. In Dark, Drama, Fantasy, Fiction, Romance, Sad, Starting idea, Teen, War• Viewed by judge. Prewrite
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by RazorbladeKiss14 400 words, 2 comments, on Aug 23 8:12 PM. In Dark, Depression, Fantasy, Horror, Love, Romance• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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by Luci Ferraris 900 words, 16 comments, on Apr 4 2:09 PM. In Adult, First person, Humor, Personal, Short story• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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Every time I go somewhere, I notice men are looking at me with more interest as they spend on older women or men.
I cannot say I am ugly…by Luci Ferraris 600 words, 19 comments, on Mar 30 11:26 AM. In First person, Life, Personal, Short story• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
Hell broke loose in Wonderland
This was too much for one could standby CheshireCat 200 words, 6 comments, on Aug 16 6:13 PM. In Alice in wonderland, Dreams, Fantasy, Horror, Insane, Poem• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
I lay in the bed. The growling, blank stare had been on my face for quite a time, now. My green eyes never focused on anything those days,by CheshireCat 1900 words, 9 comments, on Aug 16 3:55 PM. In Alice in wonderland, Fanfiction, Fantasy, Fiction, Insane, Twisted• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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Now a die-hard writer like me evolves once in years (actually I meant decades at least but then my modesty forbids from self-indulgence). S• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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They have been exported here by some exwedrpf was soryy to yyou aaso dtheawo this is a plea out to the correct eggman can meand sally are taken what wonderfuldolls, boom thrown into a river eats the i flood. ande wae wake inby The Wall 300 words, 2 comments, on Oct 8 10:47 PM• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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With all the thoughts racing through my mind, I found it hard to afford scrutiny to the obvious thoughts of action that I was doing. For it• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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Everyone was very excited that day at the Zoniville Circus. Their very own Channel Eight News had come to witness a very special event. A• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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"Oh, Alan he's adorable!" The blushing bride exclaimed. Betty had just unwrapped a wedding gift from her husband and found a tank with Hum• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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It was a sunny summer's day and little Alice was enjoying a wonderful picnic with her mother and father. They sat underneath a tall tree i• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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A man named Ezra dies and he goes to Heaven. When he gets through the Pearly Gates, he sees that, in every direction, everywhere, there are ducks. A man named Leroy approaches Ezra. Leroy's been here for a while, and Ezra askby CheshireCat 200 words, 2 comments, on Sep 21 7:05 PM• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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by Disasterous-Bastard 200 words, 1 comment, on Oct 7 9:31 AM. In Crime, Dark, Horror, Other, Young adult• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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The tale of Edward Mordrake, the unusual young man with a strange growth plaguing the back of his head.by the back row 2000 words, 7 comments, on Jun 30 12:37 PM• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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Warning: This writing contains adult language & situations. Viewer discretion is advised.1
2by Anti Creative 2000 words, 3 comments, on Oct 10 4:08 PM. In Creativity, Fairytale, Hello, Hmm, Imaginative, Lolololol, Love, Marriage, Odd• Commented on by judge. -
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If Susan had realised what was going to result from a simple action, she wouldn't have been tempted...• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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What is life without laughter?• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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Reading this...with a dictionary...should increase your vocabulary...by at least two dozen words!• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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by Sickopath333 600 words, 4 comments, on Oct 11 6:25 PM. In Weird• Commented on by judge.
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by Sin Nombre 1000 words, 4 comments, on Sep 8 9:38 PM. In Humor, Murder, Short story, Vampire, Young adult• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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He woke up in a cold sweat, lathered in it actually, as did she (she wondered if she'd wet herself, it wouldn't be uncommon or unheard of,....and it had happened before). Simultaneously, they shook off the unnatural incident• Viewed by judge. Prewrite
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"......Snake? a blind, deaf and dumb, hysterically pregnant nymphomaniac tranny-granny midget-monkey slut that owns a liquor store and a whorehouse............my future ex-wife-to-be! Punchline? Who cares? Take my life, pleasby Sin Nombre 1100 words, 2 comments, on Oct 14 3:45 PM. In Dark, Fiction, Hmm, Horror, Other, Science fiction• Commented on by judge.
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Just read it. You'll laugh I know you will.by HopefulSoul 100 words, 7 comments, on Oct 19 4:56 PM. In Funny• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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Barren awoke to several sounds. there was a young girl playing a rendition of Tangled up in blue- the bob dylan song-on her guitar but she was mangling it with her nasally voice. There was the wild calls of strange animals. Tby Lucifetus 1500 words, 1 comment, on Oct 20 12:23 AM• Commented on by judge.
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An Abnormally Tangential Harry Truman and the Irresponsibly Impressionable Nuclear Physicist1by Kay Novinsky 800 words, 3 comments, on Oct 21 9:57 AM• Commented on by judge.
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by Sickopath333 500 words, 4 comments, on Oct 17 6:48 PM. In Humor• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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