NO RULES!!!!!!!!! (almost)

Okay there is only one rules to this contest!

YOU MUST WRITE ABOUT SOMETHING DEMENTED.

I don't care what it is, it can be murerous, abusive, etc. I DON'T care, just something DARK!!!!!!

Now, normally, I don't care for dark, dark, scary, twisted stories, but it hasn't rained in like a day....so I'm feeling pretty bored with the atmosphere.

BROWNIE POINTS!:

1) if you use emoticons but still keep the dark mood, I will be absolutely AMAZED! (BE WARNED: usually, emoticons are silly and spazzy-ish humour encouraging...and that kinda stuff is what will get you DQ'd. Since this is my only rule, I expect it to be followed.)

2) if it is funny! (REMEMBER: no spazztic humour, just ironic, intelligent humour)

That's about it.....can't wait to see what kind of entries I get!

Contest is Over

• Contest was judged on October 15
• Rewards: Gold: 200, Silver: 100, Bronze: 60, Honorable mention: 3 people
• Final notes:
  sorry it took so long....school.....

Contest Winners

1. Suicide Cliff

   All the cool kids are doing it.

   by Brent 1400 words, 104 comments, on Jul 2 11:33 PM 2007. In Dark, Humor
   Gold trophy winner

   • Viewed by judge. Prewrite [remove]
2. Caetophilia

   by mwilson50 300 words, on Oct 2 7:02 PM. In Adult, Fantasy, Humor, Other
   Silver trophy winner

   • Viewed by judge. [remove]
3. Goldilocks, Cameron and the Chainsaw Bear

   A crazy contest entry that I did. Read to find out more

   by IntrepidFantasy 700 words, 30 comments, on Feb 15 3:13 AM 2008
   Bronze trophy winner

   • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
4. Assassin2

   1 / School let out and Anise went home as quickly as she could. She had finished her homework at school, but she still had chores to do wh

   by Andy Stephenson 1100 words, 60 comments, on Jun 8 4:04 PM 2008. In Crime, Dark, Fiction, Horror, Inspirational
   Honorable mention

   • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
5. The Entertainment Couple

   by Aspasia77 2300 words, 45 comments, on Jul 23 10:29 AM. In Adult, Cannibalism, Crime, Dark, Death, Dolcett, Explicit, Fantasy, Fiction, Horror
   Honorable mention

   • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
6. Bunny

   Blood, guts, all that good stuff. Some light erotica. Slight boy on boy. Read with caution?

   by Unkillable Monster 1900 words, 10 comments, on Jul 23 11:49 PM. In Dark, Death, Gore, Surreal, Weird
   Honorable mention

   • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]

Entries [27]

• In The Middle Of The Night

  by Andy Stephenson 2000 words, 66 comments, on Aug 9 7:51 AM 2008. In Adult, Cannibalism, Crime, Dark, Erotica, Explicit, Fiction, Horror, Serial killer

  • Commented on by judge. Prewrite
• Strange Love

  by tallblondie 3700 words, 29 comments, on Aug 23 1:21 AM 2008. In Abuse, Adult, Dark, Erotica, Fiction, First person, Graphic, Horror, Violence

  • Viewed by judge. Prewrite
• Lessons to be Learned

  by MalevolentDesire 4900 words, 10 comments, on Apr 20 12:15 AM. In Adult, Crime, Dark, Erotica, Fiction, Horror, Pain

  • Viewed by judge. Prewrite
• Lessons to be Learned Pt 2

  by MalevolentDesire 3500 words, 2 comments, on Jun 20 6:04 PM. In Abuse, Adult, Crime, Fiction, Horror, Pain, Sex

  • Viewed by judge. Prewrite
• The Umbrella Graveyard

  by Brent 600 words, 40 comments, on Nov 17 1:36 PM 2006. In Dark, Humor, Umbrellas

  • Viewed by judge. Prewrite
• Barry, Creature of the Night

  Barry was in for the night of his life.

  by Brent 1000 words, 58 comments, on Dec 16 1:01 AM 2006. In Dark, Humor

  • Viewed by judge. Prewrite
• Cut Me A Smile [1]

  “Officer Johna ?” A willowy waitress by the name tag Earn said directing him towards an open booth in the over crowded bar.1
  

  by Prodigious.Mirth 1000 words, 10 comments, on Jul 26 5:27 PM. In Crime, Dark, Fiction, Life, Other

  • Viewed by judge. Prewrite
• Kinky: A Dark Comedy

  by Fibe Kill-DFW Punk- 1900 words, 12 comments, on Sep 18 10:51 AM. In Adult, Dark comedy, Dark erotica, Horror, Humor, Psycological

  • Viewed by judge. Prewrite
• Hunger

  A villain with a difference.

  by gezza 600 words, 17 comments, on May 27 4:36 AM 2008. In Dark, Fantasy

  • Viewed by judge. Prewrite
• Man on the bridge

  by DominoDan 100 words, 1 comment, on Sep 20 12:13 PM. In Contest, Dark, Death, Fiction, Horror, Other, Poem, Poetry

  • Viewed by judge.
• happy ending

  Scary, yet not... what really happened is up to you to figure out.
  

  by ariane faire 1400 words, 7 comments, on Sep 22 7:20 PM. In First person, Hmm, Life, Other, Short story, Strange

  • Viewed by judge. Prewrite
• Reality

  by A m b r e a 600 words, 5 comments, on Sep 24 3:06 AM 2008. In Adult, Crime, Dark, Depression, Horror

  • Viewed by judge. Prewrite
• Bill's Horror

  Bill Kurtz escapes to the museum every Halloween to avoid the weirdos. Only this time the paintings seem to pull him in more than usual.

  by tonialoise 1200 words, 24 comments, on Oct 30 7:28 PM 2008. In Dark, Fantasy, Horror, Third person

  • Viewed by judge. Prewrite
• untitled/work in progress.

  by Immortal Obscurity 800 words, on Sep 27 10:25 PM. In Adult, Other, Pain

  • Viewed by judge.
• Blood For Blood

  My eye was throbbing, pulsing, with every beat of my heart, my chest heaving with each breath, almost impossibly. I could see dots on the r

  by RosesThorn 1500 words, on Sep 28 9:51 PM. In Abuse, Dark, Murder

  • Viewed by judge.
• The Oak Tree

  Just stay away from the edge.

  by RosesThorn 1800 words, 3 comments, on May 1 2:59 PM 2008. In Tragedy

  • Viewed by judge. Prewrite
• Golden Black Snow

  "She had a hideous, beauteous quality to her, like an angel come down as his guide to Hell's Gate."

  by RosesThorn 900 words, 1 comment, on Jun 15 7:40 PM 2008. In Crime, Dark, Hate

  • Viewed by judge. Prewrite
• Dear Pedophile

  by mmajors 500 words, on Sep 30 11:18 PM. In Abuse, Adult, Contest, Crime, Dark, First person, Life, Pain, Personal, Sad, Tragedy

  • Viewed by judge.
• Gloves

  The story really doesn't have a lot to do with the gloves... It just seemed like such a fantastic title.

  by Fibe Kill-DFW Punk- 1000 words, 14 comments, on Mar 5 3:37 PM. In Dark, Depressing, Disturbing, Horror, Not for squeemish readers

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• This Blood Kills

  "Thanks again for coming out all the way from london to help out with our expidition", Cheerfully said Richard, the plant and insect expert

  by Fibe Kill-DFW Punk- 3700 words, 11 comments, on Feb 26 9:05 PM. In Horror, Not for squeemish readers, Zombie

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• Pride

  "Bored as hell", a sixteen year old girl looked out her window. It was a boring day, and she didn't have a clue of what to do. The girl had

  by So-un-cxxl 1200 words, 2 comments, on Mar 8 3:30 PM

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Comments

• By me, right now

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• 
  musical tai
  September 19
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  So........if u read between the lines, tere is a secod rule, but I figured it would fit with the first and "ONLY" rule. the second rule woulda been like-no spazzy ness-
  
  I usually LOVE spazzyness, but not for THIS particular contest.