Funny Stories.....

Alright... I am just looking for FUNNY STORIES! Nothing more. alright now here are the rules..

*I do not want LONG STORIES! Chapters are ok. Just not too long. Lets say nothing over 1,000 words.

*NO bashing.

* I will comment on every entry!

Alright that is all. Now Show me some funny poems. Points will go up  IF I get alot of entries. Alright HAVE FUN!!!~

Contest is Over

  • Contest was judged on October 4
  • Rewards: Gold: 100, Honorable mention: 5 people
  • Final notes:
    Alright sorry it took so long to judge this. I didnt even know it ended. I had tons of good entries. I wish I could give everyone something. EVERYONE don't stop writing. Keep up the good work. Congrats too the winners..

Contest Winners

  1. The... Club.
    He's a very literal kinda guy.
    by DoozerDan 800 words, 45 comments, on Oct 17 1:21 AM 2008. In Dialogue, Humor
    Gold trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
  2. Santa Quit!!???
    1 / "Well, you all can have the night off," said Santa to his elves.2 / "What!?" they all echoed.3 / "Yes. I've checked the list tw
    by Andy Stephenson 400 words, 191 comments, on Dec 25 8:21 AM 2007. In Christmas, Fiction, Humor
    Silver trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
  3. Inconvenienced.
    by Andrew Timothy 900 words, 17 comments, on Jul 3 6:41 PM 2008. In Crime, Humor
    Bronze trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
  4. Sorry, only take cash.
    In a small town on the edge of the country's coastline lived very few residents, one being a lone man named Phil.
    Phil had moved to this small town, named Rustlerville, after buying a small general store after the original cl
    by Mellifluous 600 words, 2 comments, on Sep 26 2:48 AM
    Honorable mention
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  5. Here's Your Pink Slip Buddy! *Contest*
    Dear Timothy, 1
    by IntrepidFantasy 300 words, 17 comments, on Jun 21 10:30 PM. In Contest, Humor, Letter, Short story, Work
    Honorable mention
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
  6. Community Service
    Now a die-hard writer like me evolves once in years (actually I meant decades at least but then my modesty forbids from self-indulgence). S
    by chinmay 300 words, 19 comments, on May 16 2:44 AM. In Humor
    Honorable mention
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
  7. Mission to Pluto
    by Luci Ferraris 700 words, 5 comments, on Sep 25 5:41 AM. In Humor, Short story
    Honorable mention
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
  8. Magician???
    It was my first day in my new class and I was sitting beside a nice looking guy. He was availing each and every moment he got, telling me a
    by Farhan 500 words, 34 comments, on Aug 28 11:03 PM. In Hmm, Humor, Short story, Teen
    Honorable mention
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]

Entries [14]

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  • Tammy, Jimmy and Thomas
    Jimmy the Siamese cat had just coughed up a particularly horrible fur-ball, all covered in mucus and cat dribble. His owner, Tammy, who was 13 going on 45, said
    'Oh my God, that's is just like soooo gross!' and picked it up
    by hodgetiger 600 words, 2 comments, on Aug 9 5:20 AM. In Hmm, Humor
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite
  • A Valentine Surprise
    It was February 14, 1966. I was nine years old and already stressed over Valentine's Day. The pressure, excitement, the likely disappointm
    by Carly Pop 700 words, 15 comments, on Aug 7 11:03 AM 2006
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite
  • Disneyland!
    I can totally remember it!!! One day in November about last year, me of course, and my stinky family went to Disneyland. We just got into the park and we start heading to the ride Space Moutain. We just got into line. AND THE
    by MJ Luver 200 words, 8 comments, on Sep 2 6:20 PM. In Funny!!!
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite
  • I am me, you are you
    by Pickle and Samantha 800 words, 2 comments, on Sep 8 9:09 PM
    • Viewed by judge. Prewrite
  • Just Follow The Tracks...
    3 men are stranded in the middle of the Canadian Forest and they don't know where they are at. They decide that they have to find some food
    by Danni. 300 words, 3 comments, on Oct 1 12:03 AM
    • Viewed by judge.
  • Children these days have bad taste in music.
    Morning traffic. It sucks. I banged my head against the steering wheel in exasperation, wishing it would move and cursing myself for not le
    by KrazywithaK 100 words, 7 comments, on Sep 4 2:53 PM
    • Viewed by judge. Prewrite

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