FUNNY, RANDOM AND ANYTHING ELSE TO DO WITH COMEDY

Hello everyone, like the title says i want a funny, random or any type of comedy story you can think of. I love a good laugh!

I know there not fun but here they are... THE RULES!
1- NO sex erotica gay or lesbian
2- Minimum 200 words no maximum
3- No StIcKy CaPs!!
4- One character must be called Wozzle (doesnt matter who)
5- Grammer doesn't really matter as long as i can understand it
6- HAVE FUN!!!

just to make sure you read the rules write 'Laughter is the key to life' in your auter notes

You must use at least one of these quotes

1- Friendship is like peeing on yourself, everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

2- Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.

3- There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

4- Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.

5- Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

6- You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'.


haha theres the same amount of quotes as there is rules!! wooot!


well...
WHAT YOU WAITING FOR?!?!
write me a good story!!

Contest is Over

  • Contest was judged on September 30
  • Rewards: Gold: 100, Silver: 50, Bronze: 30, Honorable mention: 3 people
  • Final notes:
    Hey everyone,
    Thankyou so much for being in my first contest!! I really enjoyed reading all your stories and they gave me a great laugh It was really hard to judge this contest! thankyou all so much.
    NozyWozy

Contest Winners

  1. New and Improved!
    Hello, buyer, Billy and Mayo here!1
    by KiwiGurl 400 words, 6 comments, on Aug 1 6:38 PM
    Gold trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
  2. My issues with dora the explorer
    these are somethings my friend and i think of Dora the Exploer.
    by haruhi suzumiya 300 words, 31 comments, on May 14 8:53 PM. In Humor, Werid
    Silver trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
  3. The tour of the AMERICAS
    A bunch of characters go on a tour of America and learn about their wierd ways.
    by KiwiGurl 500 words, 20 comments, on Dec 19 12:35 PM 2008. In Humor
    Bronze trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
  4. A Hijacking (a screenplay)
    Arab highjackers attempt to be the first middle-easterners to make it into space. So they decide to hijack a 747 and try their best to fly
    by Kay Novinsky 2700 words, 2 comments, on Sep 1 2:52 AM. In Crime, Dark, Fiction, Humor, Short story
    Honorable mention
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
  5. The blow dried llama...
    hehehe...this was my attempt at comedy...i dont know if it is good thought...lol. It is for a contest
    by Clary--Selene--Tayy 100 words, 42 comments, on Jul 1 8:23 AM. In Attempted humour :s
    Honorable mention
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
  6. Children these days have bad taste in music.
    Morning traffic. It sucks. I banged my head against the steering wheel in exasperation, wishing it would move and cursing myself for not le
    by KrazywithaK 100 words, 7 comments, on Sep 4 2:53 PM
    Honorable mention
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]

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