Mushroom Land Contest: Can you make me laugh?

Okay, so here's the deal. I've been a bit depressed lately, so I want stories that make me laugh. I'd prefer emoticon stories, but you MUST be original.

I don't want anything relating to catching a disease or anything. I've read to many of those stories before

So since this is my first, I can't award many points, but points WILL go up if generously donated

Rules:
1. Swearing is allowed
2. Pre-writes allowed
3. MINOR erotica is allowed (must be humorous, so good luck)
4. Minimum- 100
5. Maximum- 1500
6. You may enter up to three stories (any more and one of them gets DQed immediately)
7. No religion or race bashing (you can make jokes, but keep them minor and I mean MINOR)
8. To prove you read this, in your author notes put "Paigie pwns the world!!!"

~*~Brownie Points~*~
* Emoticons, emoticons, EMOTICONS! (things like and so on)
* Cyber me a hug or "I think you're amazing"
* Find a way to incorporate lollipops, romance, or potatoes into your story

GOOD LUCK!
~Paigie

Contest is Over

  • Contest was judged on September 19
  • Rewards: Gold: 100, Silver: 20, Bronze: 10, Honorable mention: 5 people
  • Final notes:
    Well, my first contest has come to an end! Thank you everyone for entering! I loved everyone's stories and you're all very talented! I look forward to judging you all in the future! Thanks!

    Paigie

Contest Winners

  1. Da Cookie!
    ultimate dialouge randomness!!!!!!!!!!!!
    by musical tai 300 words, 8 comments, on Aug 8 6:41 PM. In Other
    Gold trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
  2. Thank God!!!
    There was a massive golden gate and walls that seemed to touch the white bright sky. There was no sun and no apparent clouds. It just loo
    by Andy Stephenson 400 words, 130 comments, on Jul 21 10:13 PM 2007. In Fantasy, Fiction, First person, Horror, Humor, Inspirational, Love
    Silver trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
  3. Super Dooper Cheeze Whiz!!!!!!! Lalalalalalalala
    Random adventures of two craaaaaaazy friends.
    by MusicOfTheNight9 400 words, 16 comments, on Jul 25 5:52 PM
    Bronze trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
  4. Santa Quit!!???
    1 / "Well, you all can have the night off," said Santa to his elves.2 / "What!?" they all echoed.3 / "Yes. I've checked the list tw
    by Andy Stephenson 400 words, 191 comments, on Dec 25 8:21 AM 2007. In Christmas, Fiction, Humor
    Honorable mention
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
  5. Mario's Big Break (literally.)
    A regular day in Mushroom Kingdom...1
    by rockstar247 300 words, 4 comments, on Sep 15 4:21 PM
    Honorable mention
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  6. Magician???
    It was my first day in my new class and I was sitting beside a nice looking guy. He was availing each and every moment he got, telling me a
    by Farhan 500 words, 34 comments, on Aug 28 11:03 PM. In Hmm, Humor, Short story, Teen
    Honorable mention
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]

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  • Brent
    September 11
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    I read the rules but I hate editing my author's notes...


  • Andy Stephenson gold member
    September 11
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    Hi Paigie

    What is pwns?

    Andy


  • Paigie
    September 12
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    I made up my mind now! (sorry andy)


  • Fibe Kill-DFW Punk-
    September 18
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    I hope you like Dark Comedy (also known as black comedy)


  • Paigie
    September 19
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    Sucess!

  • Andy Stephenson gold member
    September 19
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    Hi Paigie!

    Thanks so very much for the silver trophy, honorable mention, and points. I appreciate them. I'm greatly pleased that you like 'Thank God!!!' and 'Santa Quit!!???'.

    Thanks for hosting.

    Andy

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