Contest THE WEIRD AND Ran.. Damn it can't that penguin sit in a corner! by Melissa HoneyBee

Now as promised I have wrought a group contest. Due to the overwhelming vote for some mind-moving, non-suffocating random sentences—LEPRECHAUN!—I have come up with and ‘borrowed’ some prompts (MOST TRUE), trying not to overload the page and encourage skimming
So enter and have fun, or simply just read them because they’re funny (well I think they are).

• "Can anyone in this room wink?!?! I can't wink! Can you wink?" - ..and Omg she REALLY can't wink..

• “I’ll be back.” …. “Oh wait did you wan’t fries with that?”

• Purple Mushroom

• “Oh MY GOD!!! I got his phone number! Let’s sell it on ebay!”

• 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, Boom, we have lifted you to heaven on roller-skates.

• The point of mathematics it to torment the yellow and purple penguins!

• A² + B² = C² means you will have to eat the teletubbies.

• Lamp posts are good weapons if they are all around us…LOOK OUT! There’s one on your head.

• “Where’s Belinda?”, “Oh, she went to find Tim” An Hour Later… Belinda comes back. “Where’s Tim?”

• Raises wand. “That’s it, take- HEY Where did that dragon come from? GIVE BACK MY WAND!!”

• What would happen if you realised you had no eyebrows, because, technically you’ve never seen them.

• Write about how lovely your bathroom is..

This is just a few from a lonnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggg list. There will be more and points will probably go up. Feel free to suggest some… BUT.. The rule is if I put it up don’t use your own. I’m gonna trust you to be honest.. or I’ll send the man-eating teletubbies!

Rules ---> Caution: They DON’T bite, but I will
- No Erotica
- No Gay/Lesbian… It just doesn’t swing that way
- 5000s the limit. So says Kimsy
- GO CRAZY!!! (Otherwise the platypus in my room will get it’s boot out)

I am proudly gonna read you’re AN with the knowledge that I didn’t force you to put anything there. GOOOOOOOD LUCK!

Oh.. and P.S It would help if your in the Weird and Random group… *wink, wink*


Closed for judging

  • Closed for judging on November 26
  • Rewards: Gold: 100, Silver: 50, Bronze: 25, Honorable mention: 2 people

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  • The Insane Eraser silver member
    September 3
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    I found some of them really funnyu, Unfortunitly I have school and work fighting to take over my life and make no room for writting x.x And I am un able to write short stories XD Great contest, and GL!

    Karissa


  • Silver Dancer silver member
    September 5
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    there are a few seneces that i have to insist that should be up there!

    ...

    •A² + B² = C² means you will have to eat the teletubbies.
    •If you eat 345 marshmallows with three seconds to spare, the race against world domination will succeed!
    •Lamp posts are good weapons if they are all around us…LOOK OUT! There’s one on your head.
    •If you can climb up a fridge you will find the united states of New Zealand.

    sorry but they are my favorite and can i just say if anyone want's the full list of random sentences like these and much more visit my page or pixie queen's!

    Can i please write a story bout the one that gose...

    •A² + B² = C² means you will have to eat the teletubbies.

    ?

    Silver Dancer

    or

    The Very soaking Wet Pineapple Called Lemon

    or

    Silver!

  • Has-No-Name
    September 7
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    ...drugs