Last Words... Can You Make it Out?

Okay this is my first contest EVER. This is what I want, I have a bunch of Famous Last Words and I need you to make a story out of them, real good ones as well.

So here goes...

~Rules~

1. No nasty stuff, I want a nice clean competition.
2. Word Limit... up to you.
3. No Poems only Stories.
4. Make it funny as all the last words are rather hilarious.
5. You can have 5 entries each, but with different sayings.
6. Remember, These last words don't necessarily belong to Human Beings...

~Last Words~

1. "No these windows are OK to lean on."
2. "What does this button do?"
3. "Pull the pin and count to what?"
4. "Don’t worry it has airbags."
5. "Don't touch the red button!"
6. "These are the good kind of mushrooms..."
7. "I can do that with my eyes closed!"
8. "Look Ma! NO HANDS!!"
9. "I'll hold it and you light the fuse."
10. "How's he gonna read that magazine rolled up like that?"
11. "He can't hear us, he's miles away"
12. "No, this tribe is peaceful!"
13. "Calm down, of course I disarmed it!"
14. "Hey, when it comes to driving on snow and ice, I'm the best there is."
15. "Watch, I'll prove it!"









Contest is Over

  • Contest was judged on September 2, 2009
  • Rewards: Gold: 100, Silver: 20, Bronze: 10
  • Final notes:
    Thank you all for entering my contest and thank you for your wonderful stories! I loved them all and didn't have much to judge from but all the same thank you!Join my future contests!

Contest Winners

  1. David Miller
    As I sat by the window, I saw his gentle face once again. It was in ghostly detail, obscuring the trees in the background. He looked at me
    by Intoxica 1100 words, 1 comment, on Aug 20 4:17 AM 2009. In Fiction, First person, Irony , Life, Other
    Gold trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  2. Toadstools
    Lothar gets stuck in the Jade Forest with the castle gardener, and we all know alchemists and gardeners don't get along.
    by Miss Macabre 1400 words, 2 comments, on Aug 15 7:06 PM 2009. In Fantasy, Humor, Short story
    Silver trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  3. Error: Unable to find finalist item 328262, it seems to have been deleted :( [remove]

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  • Asfand
    August 15, 2009
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    A little boy goes down the street on his bike ...

    "Look Ma, no hands!" he says.

    After a little while he comes back up pulling the bike with him.

    He smiles and says: "Look ma, no teeth!"


    • FkaFatima
      August 15, 2009
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      Really Funny!

    • FkaFatima
      August 15, 2009
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      Why not ENTER?


      • Asfand
        August 15, 2009
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        That was a joke actually, which I recently read somewhere ... I can't really write original funny stuff ... and I have a little bit of fever, but hey! If I et a brainblast or something, I'll be sure to enter!

        *bookmarks*


  • ArcDeIrisxXxRainbow
    August 15, 2009
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    i look forward to reading the entries you get


    • FkaFatima
      August 16, 2009
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      Thanks! Why not enter I'd look forward to reading any entry including yours! =)


  • Miss Macabre
    August 15, 2009
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    This is such a great idea. I'll try and come up with something.


  • therenaissancegirl silver member
    August 15, 2009
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    lmfao you're gonna get some golden entries right here. Those prompts are epic!!


    • FkaFatima
      August 16, 2009
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      Thank You! Why not Join for all I know yours might be that very Golden One? LoL! =)


  • nobbyskypekiller
    August 16, 2009
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    Erm, I thought that famous last words were something like Oscar Wilde's "either this wallpaper goes, or I will" or Barry's "I can't sleep" or something like that. The ones you have are quite fun, though they usually imply the cause of death themselves, hm, would be quite fun to reimagine those things. Will try to enter


    • FkaFatima
      August 17, 2009
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      Try, I think I chose them because I love humor so much! See, I can't and hate to write humor but reading it... I love it! I love writing fantasy and all that! I think I'm weird! LoL!


  • Warbringer
    August 16, 2009
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    My humor is off color and unfortunatly I'm not sure many people would get it. I also couldn't write a story that would be funny without some sort of comedic training


    • FkaFatima
      August 17, 2009
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      Try me, I know all types of humor and will keep reading till I understand! A Day is a waste without trying something new! Looking forward to YOUR entry hopefully!


  • Farhan
    August 28, 2009
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    Hi!

    I have posted a story but it do not have anything at all in it. Actually i am sooooooooooo much busy right now so i will edit it tomorrow. Is it ok?


  • Freddy Bobness
    September 16, 2009
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    how many of those promts can i use, i looked and instantly a story came in my head but it had nearly every saying in it, can i use them as normal sayings or do they have to be last words???

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