Queen Betkins II of MushroomVille has been enchanted by a wicked witch of a foreign land. The spell is said to make people humorless, old beings, that will never laugh again. The witch said that the spell will take place in one month exactly. That is... if you can't stop it.
Yes, YOU can stop it. YOU can save the queen of ALL shtwy turtles... and be rewarded with a golden trophy and 150 SW points. It is said that you can save her by submitting a RANDOM, FUNNY story that the QUEEN will read the day the spell is supposed to take place, making her unable to stop laughing for the next year, therefore reversing the spell.
Of course, your story... can't just be ANY random story. Your stories must follow the following rules (and there are NO exceptions):
-The story MUST NOT contain StIcKy CaPs, it will make the Queen dizzy.
-It MUST be a freakingly FUNNY story.
-No erotica, we are looking to make her laugh.
-It must NOT be longer than 1000 words, the queen has a very tight schedule.
Good luck with your writing.
(BROWNIE POINTS: Write a story about a furball, or include the word "furball" in your story.)
(I might add more points, depending of course on how many entries we get, and I may add more time as well
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Will I make another contest later? Sure I will!
JUST to let you know... I will be posting various finalists, and I will see which are the best 6 from all of the other entries. Good job, and good luck.
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Thank you all, for entering the contest. You have all been great following the rules (more expectations). Once again, thank you, thank you, thank you. Queen Betkins II was saved.
Yes, YOU can stop it. YOU can save the queen of ALL shtwy turtles... and be rewarded with a golden trophy and 150 SW points. It is said that you can save her by submitting a RANDOM, FUNNY story that the QUEEN will read the day the spell is supposed to take place, making her unable to stop laughing for the next year, therefore reversing the spell.
Of course, your story... can't just be ANY random story. Your stories must follow the following rules (and there are NO exceptions):
-The story MUST NOT contain StIcKy CaPs, it will make the Queen dizzy.
-It MUST be a freakingly FUNNY story.
-No erotica, we are looking to make her laugh.
-It must NOT be longer than 1000 words, the queen has a very tight schedule.
Good luck with your writing.
(BROWNIE POINTS: Write a story about a furball, or include the word "furball" in your story.)
(I might add more points, depending of course on how many entries we get, and I may add more time as well
)Will I make another contest later? Sure I will!
JUST to let you know... I will be posting various finalists, and I will see which are the best 6 from all of the other entries. Good job, and good luck.
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Thank you all, for entering the contest. You have all been great following the rules (more expectations). Once again, thank you, thank you, thank you. Queen Betkins II was saved.
Contest is Over
- Contest was judged on August 31
- Rewards: Gold: 150, Silver: 50, Bronze: 20, Honorable mention: 3 people
- Final notes: Queen Betkins II has been saved! Thank you, all for entering. She enjoyed reading all of your stories. She is glad to announce that most of the entrants followed the rules.
Contest Winners
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ultimate dialouge randomness!!!!!!!!!!!!• Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
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I hate to leave you unemployed, but everyone calls you Phabio the doof, and I have a list of good reasons to fire you.by u.wish.u.were.emmet 200 words, 8 comments, on Jun 26 6:22 PM. In And more humor, Humor
Bronze trophy winner
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Bang!..went the swinging door as she swished inside the house from hanging the laundry on the line. Quickly and quietly, she crossed theby Andy Stephenson 200 words, 63 comments, on Jul 31 5:09 AM. In Fiction, Funny, Humor, Life, Short, Very short
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A day in the life of George W Bushby Asfand 1100 words, 90 comments, on Jul 10 5:50 PM. In A day in the life, Funny, George w bush, Humor, Life, Other, Random Honorable mention
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There once was a knight named Tim1by Elvenfairy 100 words, 7 comments, on Jun 5 11:58 AM. In Childrens, Fantasy, Fiction Honorable mention
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Gold trophy winner
Silver trophy winner
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Jimmy the Siamese cat had just coughed up a particularly horrible fur-ball, all covered in mucus and cat dribble. His owner, Tammy, who was 13 going on 45, said
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A father tries to explain to his two sons the truth about sex and babies but nothing works out• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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lol...best seller right here
by Clary--Selene--Tayy <100 words, 9 comments, on Aug 8 11:24 PM• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
once upon a time there was a prinsess, who wanted to marry a toad cus she tought it was a prinse, just like that story that is called the frog prince, and she kept trying to cach it, but it jumped away so she couldn't cus it• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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by GattonDweller 100 words, 7 comments, on Aug 31 2:59 AM 2008. In Adventure, First person, Humor, Other, Strange, Weird, Young adult• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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“There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-O” will never again be the simple childish song of my youth.by MsAlee 900 words, 10 comments, on Oct 11 9:16 PM 2008. In Contest, Family, First person, Humor, Life, Short story• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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I generally try not to be pressing but1
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by musical tai 200 words, 4 comments, on Aug 9 12:14 AM• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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by musical tai 300 words, 4 comments, on Aug 9 2:06 PM. In Other• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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Once there were six roommates. Who, When, Where, What, and How? One day How decided to go for a walk, but Who killed him on the way out. At that time When was looking down the window and see the evidence. When dialled 911 andby Satan-chan 300 words, 9 comments, on Jul 25 10:36 PM• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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His name is Steve. Steve does not have a job. Steve likes to pick up cans. He takes the cans to Safeway for money. Steve likes to use the mby oOSnoballsOo 900 words, 3 comments, on Jul 28 12:46 AM. In Action, Contest, Drama, Humor, Life, Short story, Society, Third person, Weird• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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hahahahahahahahhahahah funny...by Clary--Selene--Tayy 100 words, 19 comments, on Jul 19 7:30 PM. In Humor• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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This was just random..i dunno, dont be mean...i was bored
RIP Bob...by Clary--Selene--Tayy 200 words, 10 comments, on Jul 19 3:13 AM• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
by GattonDweller 1600 words, 11 comments, on May 8 5:28 PM. In First person, Life, Personal, School, Teen, Unedited, Young adult• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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I LIKE CHOCOLATE MILK!• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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by The Racing Snake 1200 words, 9 comments, on Jul 15 12:56 PM. In Humor• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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Once a upon a time, there was a boy called Tom. He ate fire. He died.
The End!by tj-is-back <100 words, 10 comments, on May 27 5:42 AM• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
Random adventures of two craaaaaaazy friends.by MusicOfTheNight9 400 words, 16 comments, on Jul 25 5:52 PM• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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I dialed the number furiously, punching the numbers into my phone. " 453-567-7356."• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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Streatching, I open my mouth in a yawn, then test my claws out on the cussions that I’m laying on. No they are not the ones the humans hav• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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by OnlyHereByForce 600 words, 16 comments, on Aug 21 2:08 PM. In First person, Humor, Life, Young adult• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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What happens when the Temonator, the two unicorns from Charlie the Unicorn, Snow White, and Harry potter rin into each other?by SweeneyTodd-girl 300 words, 7 comments, on Dec 19 10:04 PM 2008. In Fantasy, Fiction, Humor, Short story, Strange, Third person, Tragedy, Weird• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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Host:And welcome to the #1 game show of the centary What is this!!!1
by Mistystar 200 words, 14 comments, on Aug 26 11:04 AM• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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I have HEAPS of random stories
I added The Kite tho
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Alright! I've done some changes. You can enter up to 3 stories now!
Yayyy! This means 3 chances to win! Enter your best, awesome random stories... I'm sure all of you will make Queen Betkins II have a laugh.
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woohoo!!!!!!!!!!
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Continue to Submit Stories!
There is still time, everyone!
You can still get a shot at making Queen Betkins II laugh. Remember, for brownie points enter a story ABOUT furballs or that INCLUDES the word "furball". Have fun
We MUST have more entries
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UPDATE
Keep up the good work, everyone. Great job. Some stories are really making Queen Betkins II laugh... but continue to post even more stories... ignore the time limit... if we get enough entries, I'll give some more.
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Im not A finalist
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Hi!
I got three reminders. I must have three entries!
Andy
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Hahaahahaahahahahahaahhahaha. Yes... yes... It is all much better this way. xD
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booI is not a finalist
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Hi there!
Thanks for the honorable mention and points. I appreciate them. I'm very happy you like 'Time For Her Soap!'.
Thanks for hosting.
Andy
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