I'm in the mood to laugh. I've had a lot of stuff going on so It's time for a breather.
I want your funniest stories. It's a pretty simple concept. I just want you to make me laugh.
Rule 1: No erotica(sex jokes are fine) or stories with depression. I can't imagine why it would be in a contest like this but for some people you have to specify.
Rule 2: I don't care if you curse or not. If you don't know how cussing can accentuate comedy then I wouldn't try.
Rule 3: Rape is not funny.
Rule 4: No StCKY CpS or TxT TLK
Rule 5: I'm not placing a max or minimum word limit. Just know that I'm not promising I will read the whole thing. If it's funny enough, I might read straight through 5000 words. If it sucks, I'll be lucky to get through 500.
Rule 6: Have fun doing this.
I will probably be adding more points later on. I just need more time to accumulate some more points.
Hint: The funniest people I've seen are Stephen Colbert and Will Ferrell
That should give you an idea of what my taste in comedy is.
I hope you guys have fun writing, and I hope I enjoy reading.
Good Luck!
I want your funniest stories. It's a pretty simple concept. I just want you to make me laugh.
Rule 1: No erotica(sex jokes are fine) or stories with depression. I can't imagine why it would be in a contest like this but for some people you have to specify.
Rule 2: I don't care if you curse or not. If you don't know how cussing can accentuate comedy then I wouldn't try.
Rule 3: Rape is not funny.
Rule 4: No StCKY CpS or TxT TLK
Rule 5: I'm not placing a max or minimum word limit. Just know that I'm not promising I will read the whole thing. If it's funny enough, I might read straight through 5000 words. If it sucks, I'll be lucky to get through 500.
Rule 6: Have fun doing this.
I will probably be adding more points later on. I just need more time to accumulate some more points.
Hint: The funniest people I've seen are Stephen Colbert and Will Ferrell
That should give you an idea of what my taste in comedy is.
I hope you guys have fun writing, and I hope I enjoy reading.
Good Luck!
Contest is Over
- Contest was judged on August 4
- Rewards: Gold: 100, Silver: 25, Bronze: 5
- Final notes: My best regards to the winners.
Contest Winners
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I will never forget the day I broke my big toe...Yes, my big toe. It's not a common bone the average American breaks, but then again, I am not your average teenager. I could complain all day how badly my toe hurt, or maybe ho• Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
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Reading this...with a dictionary...should increase your vocabulary...by at least two dozen words!by Gary Alexander 300 words, 162 comments, on Jun 6 10:40 PM 2008. In Fiction, Humor
Silver trophy winner
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Gold trophy winner
Bronze trophy winner
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I generally try not to be pressing but1
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I can do this, because I, myself, can be redneck as well.
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Once there were six roommates. Who, When, Where, What, and How? One day How decided to go for a walk, but Who killed him on the way out. At that time When was looking down the window and see the evidence. When dialled 911 andby Satan-chan 300 words, 9 comments, on Jul 25 10:36 PM• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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Every time I go somewhere, I notice men are looking at me with more interest as they spend on older women or men.
I cannot say I am ugly…by Luci Ferraris 600 words, 19 comments, on Mar 30 11:26 AM. In First person, Life, Personal, Short story• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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My humour is more akin to Woody Allen and Carol Burnette but if I can come up with something I may enter it.
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i'm sorry... i enter the rong story... plz DQ my story.. thannk...
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I don't know which is yours
This is anonymous, so I don't exactly know which is yours. You can always remove it yourself by going to your story and removing it.
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