Randomness = Life

Okay, hello everyone! I am HyperActiveFreak17, or as some of you know me as, Julia.
I'm bored. I start school July 29th and I REALLY need something to get me, um, un-bored?
SO, I give you a contest to see if anyone can make me fall out of my chair laughing so hard that Pepsi comes out of my nose, and my mom has to come see what sounds like a dying cat.
Yes, when laughing, I sound like a dying cat. Creepy.
ANYWAY, we need rules!!

RULES!!!!
1. NO EROTICA! I'm. 12.
2. Pre-written stories ARE allowed.
3. Be as creative as you like, just make me laugh people!!
4. No WrItInG lIkE tHiS.
5. Please limit your stories to under 1,000 words!
6. Swearing is allowed, I don't really care.
7. um, OMG PIE!
Okay, I think thats it for the rules, so get started and have fun!!

HyperActiveFREAK17

Contest is Over

• Contest was judged on July 25
• Rewards: Gold: 100, Honorable mention: 5 people
• Final notes:
  Thanks to everyone who entered! You guys made me laugh so hard, and seriously, you people are the GREATEST for taking time to write something to cheer me up before the dreaded 7th grade starts july 29th.
  HyperActiveFREAK17
  && of course,
  WHISPY, the kitteh some of you have some to know and love!

Contest Winners

1. How to speak Bobish!

   hahahahahahahahhahahah funny...

   by Clary--Selene--Tayy 100 words, 19 comments, on Jul 19 7:30 PM. In Humor
   Gold trophy winner

   • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
2. The blow dried llama...

   hehehe...this was my attempt at comedy...i dont know if it is good thought...lol. It is for a contest

   by Clary--Selene--Tayy 100 words, 42 comments, on Jul 1 8:23 AM. In Attempted humour :s
   Silver trophy winner

   • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
3. The Funny story that has no title…oh wait…

   This was just random..i dunno, dont be mean...i was bored RIP Bob...

   by Clary--Selene--Tayy 200 words, 10 comments, on Jul 19 3:13 AM
   Bronze trophy winner

   • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
4. Randomness/Crazyness *contest*

   Okay..randomness is totally cool, wouldn't you agree?
   

   by EverRose 300 words, 21 comments, on Dec 13 3:29 PM 2008. In Contest, Crazy, Random, Weird
   Honorable mention

   • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
5. My Worst Nightmare

   It involves a gun.....a clown.....some guy peeing.....people crapping.....and its not horror!!!

   by StreetRider 800 words, 48 comments, on Apr 27 6:34 AM. In Funny, Humor, Life, Not horror, Random, Weird
   Honorable mention

   • Viewed by judge. Prewrite [remove]
6. Santa Quit!!???

   1 / "Well, you all can have the night off," said Santa to his elves.2 / "What!?" they all echoed.3 / "Yes. I've checked the list tw

   by Andy Stephenson 400 words, 191 comments, on Dec 25 8:21 AM 2007. In Christmas, Fiction, Humor
   Honorable mention

   • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]

Entries [23]

• Halloween Happenings

  There are exaclt 30 sentences, (at least that's what my computer is telling me), but I seperated them in paragraphs. Enjoy!!!

  by Cerise Dragon 600 words, 14 comments, on Jul 13 2:36 AM. In Halloween, Holiday, Humor, Short, Teens

  • Commented on by judge. Prewrite
• the Saturday Walk

  It was a calm Saturday afternoon and my parents and I were watching my sister’s small dog for the day. Wanting some fresh air, we decided t

  by Shadow06 300 words, 6 comments, on Feb 9 2:34 PM. In Daydreaming, Humor, Personal, Random, Twilight

  • Commented on by judge. Prewrite
• is it just me or.....

  I generally try not to be pressing but1
  

  by alwaysrockon 400 words, 41 comments, on Apr 21 9:42 PM. In Dark, Horror, Humor

  • Commented on by judge. Prewrite
• Neighborhood Lunatics

  I peek around the corner at big sister and her boyfriend. Sam, my sister, and Derek, the boyfriend are so stupid they're FUNNY!1
  

  by CinnaAgent11 200 words, 4 comments, on Jul 10 9:55 PM. In Break up, Humor

  • Commented on by judge. Prewrite
• Amazing (crazy) Ashley

  "The clock winked. There's no other way to put it, but it's true, I saw it! You think I'm crazy but-. There it goes again!"1
  

  by CinnaAgent11 400 words, 11 comments, on Jun 17 3:33 PM. In Humor

  • Commented on by judge. Prewrite
• Grrrr........

  by lavanya 900 words, 23 comments, on Nov 15 9:04 PM 2008. In For contest, Humor, Short story

  • Viewed by judge. Prewrite
• revolting baby heads (sooooo random and weird, but funny)

  it is kinda a random thing. I'M BORED

  by haruhi suzumiya 100 words, 3 comments, on May 6 8:23 PM. In Hmm, Humor

  • Viewed by judge. Prewrite
• My issues with dora the explorer

  these are somethings my friend and i think of Dora the Exploer.

  by haruhi suzumiya 300 words, 30 comments, on May 14 8:53 PM. In Humor, Werid

  • Commented on by judge. Prewrite
• mexican truck driver joke ( source: my geography teacher, Mr.B)

  This is a joke from my geography teacher. Please read it. It is very funny!!!

  by haruhi suzumiya 100 words, 15 comments, on May 8 2:39 PM. In Joke, Lol, Mexican related

  • Viewed by judge. Prewrite
• mary's lamb

  Mary had a leg of lamb
  fried to a golden brown

  by LynksTryforceGurl <100 words, 10 comments, on Jun 16 6:27 PM. In Humor, Poem, Poetry, Short story

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• spoiled

  a princess sits upon the throne,1
  

  by LynksTryforceGurl 100 words, 9 comments, on Nov 8 3:36 PM 2008. In Fiction, Humor, Life, Other, Personal, Poem, Poetry, Society

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• A joke

  Y'all ready for this?!!1
  

  by Everpurple <100 words, 17 comments, on Jun 27 5:48 PM. In Humor

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• An Emotional Story

  by Willowleaf- 100 words, 2 comments, on May 31 7:17 AM. In Funny, Humor, Weird

  • Viewed by judge. Prewrite
• Purple Raincoat

  I love my raincoat!

  by Mrose23 100 words, 6 comments, on Jun 16 7:33 PM. In Cute, Humor, Poetry

  • Viewed by judge. Prewrite
• The Little Marshmallow That Could

  by Mosspath 100 words, 21 comments, on Jan 15 5:55 PM

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• Rebel Cat

  by Mosspath 100 words, 3 comments, on Jul 25 2:43 PM

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• Super Dooper Cheeze Whiz!!!!!!! Lalalalalalalala

  Random adventures of two craaaaaaazy friends.

  by MusicOfTheNight9 400 words, 16 comments, on Jul 25 5:52 PM

  • Viewed by judge. Prewrite

Comments

• By me, right now

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• 
  Clary--Selene--Tayy
  July 25
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  OMG THANKS YOU FOR SILVER!
• 
  Clary--Selene--Tayy
  July 25
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  lol OMG THANKS YU FOR BRONZE
• 
  Clary--Selene--Tayy
  July 25
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  and OMGOMGOMG THANK YOU FOR GOLD! lol they were all mine
• 
  Andy Stephenson
  July 26
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  Hi!

  Thanks for the honorable mention and points. I appreciate them. I'm glad you like my story.
  
  Thanks for hosting.
  
  Andy