Alright. I know there are tons of choice contests. But what can I say? I'm not that creative. But my choices are.
1. Something funny. Not fart joke funny, real humor. Satire, sarcasm, dry humor, etc.
2. Something really rude. A nice tell off to someone that made you mad.
3. Something sad. Not slit your wrists sad, sad as in life shattering. Someone died. Someone shot you. ONLY true sadness though, nothing made up.
4. Something happy. A time you were generally happy. Not you got an A on a quiz, you just had a baby or something.
-I don't think it will be too hard to distinguish between the choices, but I can be slow, so please put it in your author's note.
-UNDER 2,000 words. I get bored. Please don't go over. If its only by about 100 I'll let it slide, but 101 and you're out.
Bon voyage.
1. Something funny. Not fart joke funny, real humor. Satire, sarcasm, dry humor, etc.
2. Something really rude. A nice tell off to someone that made you mad.
3. Something sad. Not slit your wrists sad, sad as in life shattering. Someone died. Someone shot you. ONLY true sadness though, nothing made up.
4. Something happy. A time you were generally happy. Not you got an A on a quiz, you just had a baby or something.
-I don't think it will be too hard to distinguish between the choices, but I can be slow, so please put it in your author's note.
-UNDER 2,000 words. I get bored. Please don't go over. If its only by about 100 I'll let it slide, but 101 and you're out.
Bon voyage.
Contest is Over
- Contest was judged on May 13, 2007
- Rewards: Gold: 115, Silver: 55, Bronze: 35, Honorable mention: 1 people
- Final notes: All of these entries are excellent! It was tough to judge, and thanks to everyone for entering.
xoxo
Kelsey
Contest Winners
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An Insistent Charge: It's so obvious the blind see it! / / Stormy weather breeds contempt; mix that with a 24-hour news channel and by God, you just might be able to comprehend the truth in your rage. The truth that this country is on its way down fr• Commented on by judge. [remove]
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Entries [13]
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It was dark when the alarm clock went off. 39-year-old Jasmine Theodore glanced at the digital numbers—2:45 A.M. She smiled and glanced at her sleeping husband, carefully getting out of bed so as not to wake him. She creptby Hales13 2500 words, 18 comments, on Nov 15 2:53 PM 2006. In Fiction, Hope, Inspirational, Life, Other• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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A comedic play I wrote about a college student who creates the best social networking website ever... And how it "affects" the world.by Xineph 3200 words, 4 comments, on Apr 23 5:35 PM 2007• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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by The Racing Snake 1100 words, 58 comments, on Jan 27 2:39 AM 2007. In Humor• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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It can’t always be as we like it. In fact, sometimes it feels like it is never as we like it. I remember when my friend Maria, broke her toby L3 900 words, 11 comments, on Jan 10 2:57 PM 2007. In Animal, Fiction, First person, Humor, Other, Short story• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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(This diary was found in a bowl of spaghetti on February 12, 1978.) / / Entry 1: It's been a day (in spaghetti time) since we were deployed to the front lines. We were scooped up right out of the pot and placed on the table. God only knows what fate• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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by LauToTheRen 3100 words, 13 comments, on May 12 6:30 PM 2007. In First person, Humor, Love, Young adult• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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Okay, I have to enter this, if only because of the Bowie reference. But you'll have to tell me which of my stories you haven't read. Or which you have.
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I've only read the ones about Satan and El Pineapple.
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I'll go with option 1.
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I have a question. What do you mean my "Only true sadness, nothing made up?" Like what do you mean by "made up" sadness?
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A fictional story. I only want something sad that really happened to you.
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kk. Thanks ^__^
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aww I just realized my story is too long it's a new story just for the contest but I'll unenter it. Could you please just take a look at it though before I unenter it?
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hey this is a prettyt cool contest! great options.
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never mind I thought it said not to go over 1,000 but its actually 2000 so mines fine sorry bout that....
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