Ch-ch-ch-choices

Alright. I know there are tons of choice contests. But what can I say? I'm not that creative. But my choices are.

1. Something funny. Not fart joke funny, real humor. Satire, sarcasm, dry humor, etc.

2. Something really rude. A nice tell off to someone that made you mad.

3. Something sad. Not slit your wrists sad, sad as in life shattering. Someone died. Someone shot you. ONLY true sadness though, nothing made up.

4. Something happy. A time you were generally happy. Not you got an A on a quiz, you just had a baby or something.

-I don't think it will be too hard to distinguish between the choices, but I can be slow, so please put it in your author's note.

-UNDER 2,000 words. I get bored. Please don't go over. If its only by about 100 I'll let it slide, but 101 and you're out.

Bon voyage.

Contest is Over

  • Contest was judged on May 13, 2007
  • Rewards: Gold: 115, Silver: 55, Bronze: 35, Honorable mention: 1 people
  • Final notes:
    All of these entries are excellent! It was tough to judge, and thanks to everyone for entering.
    xoxo
    Kelsey

Contest Winners

  1. Error: Unable to find finalist item 76793, it seems to have been deleted :( [remove]
  2. by Brent 1400 words, 35 comments, on Apr 21 12:59 AM 2007. In Humor, Tom hanks
    Silver trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
  3. An Insistent Charge: It's so obvious the blind see it! / / Stormy weather breeds contempt; mix that with a 24-hour news channel and by God, you just might be able to comprehend the truth in your rage. The truth that this country is on its way down fr
    by Embitter 600 words, 3 comments, on May 10 4:51 PM 2007
    Bronze trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  4. Error: Unable to find finalist item 76879, it seems to have been deleted :( [remove]

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  • Brent
    May 5, 2007
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    Okay, I have to enter this, if only because of the Bowie reference. But you'll have to tell me which of my stories you haven't read. Or which you have.


  • Xineph
    May 5, 2007
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    I'll go with option 1.

    Porfavor.


  • Siby Anan
    May 6, 2007
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    I have a question. What do you mean my "Only true sadness, nothing made up?" Like what do you mean by "made up" sadness?

  • happypurplepumpkin
    May 7, 2007
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    aww I just realized my story is too long it's a new story just for the contest but I'll unenter it. Could you please just take a look at it though before I unenter it?
    ~*~Peace&Love - Kizy~*~


  • Taylor Renee
    May 7, 2007
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    hey this is a prettyt cool contest! great options.

  • happypurplepumpkin
    May 7, 2007
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    WAIT!!

    never mind I thought it said not to go over 1,000 but its actually 2000 so mines fine sorry bout that....

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