Let's face it. A lot of writing on this website sucks. But let's not be too hasty to judge! After all, it takes TALENT to write bad stories! Don't believe me? Try it for yourself! The object of this contest is to write a BAD story. I want fake characters, a predictable plot, moronic situations, pointless dialogue, and a moral that would make Aesop weep.
RESTRICTIONS:
(And restrictive they are.)
1. Try to use good spelling. I know it makes it a bit more challenging to write a story with good spelling, but it makes it easier to read.
2. Keep it PG-13 rated. It is quite possible to write a bad story without disgusting/explicit material.
3. Try to keep it shorter than 3000 words. I'm looking for a bad short story.
4. Don't worry TOO much about the restrictions. Ultimately, I will pick the story that is the most hilariously bad. If you have to bend a few rules to do it, so be it.
RESTRICTIONS:
(And restrictive they are.)
1. Try to use good spelling. I know it makes it a bit more challenging to write a story with good spelling, but it makes it easier to read.
2. Keep it PG-13 rated. It is quite possible to write a bad story without disgusting/explicit material.
3. Try to keep it shorter than 3000 words. I'm looking for a bad short story.
4. Don't worry TOO much about the restrictions. Ultimately, I will pick the story that is the most hilariously bad. If you have to bend a few rules to do it, so be it.
Contest is Over
- Contest was judged on June 30
- Rewards: Gold: 110, Silver: 20, Bronze: 10, Honorable mention: 1 people
- Final notes: Congratulations to you all, but first a few words for our winners. Reminiscence was a rediculously executed, poorly written piece of tripe that attempted to sound clever! Let's give them a hand! Vampire Kisses, which was hilariously, stupidly awful, deserved third place for its nonstop stupidity and lousy characters! There are annoying teenage school stories, and then there are really annoying teenage school stories. And then there are teenage school stories so insanely awful you just want to bash your head against the wall to try to clear your mind of the evil you have just witnessed. The Heart Dance, however, goes above and beyond the call of duty with its insane stupidity, but more importantly, characters so whiny and annoying they make Bella Swan look like Mother Teresa. And finally...drumroll please...SUPERFAST! Horrid, idiotic, poorly written...there aren't enough adjectives for the word bad to describe this...and at the same time, it's hilarious! True, he did bend my "good grammar and spelling rule," but, as I said, the rules were not TOO strict, and the story was just so hilariously bad that I couldn't resist. Anyways, congratulations to you all, and thanks for entering my contest! And for those of you who didn't win....that might be a good thing...
Contest Winners
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He adjusted his sunglasses as he rode through the night, superfast.by Chocolate King 900 words, 24 comments, on Feb 16 10:02 AM. In Exceptionally bad
Gold trophy winner
• Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove] - Error: Unable to find finalist item 300676, it seems to have been deleted :( [remove]
- Error: Unable to find finalist item 199202, it seems to have been deleted :( [remove]
Honorable mention
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I always lay here as if I don't notice you.1 / I lay quietly as if i don't want to wake you.2 / i keep my back to you to hide me emotions.3• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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This is, quite possibly, the great, most awesome, maybe even greatestest, story you will ever, I mean ever, read in your life.by VioletConcept 600 words, 10 comments, on Apr 15 9:46 PM. In Contest• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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by leolord5235 <100 words, 2 comments, on Jan 18 8:20 PM• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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some of mine which I want to be good is bad, but I don't want to purposefully write a bad story haha.
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Go ahead and post an old story! You might get lucky...
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true that
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oh my... I'm going to enter a prewrite that's reaaallly old and reeeaaaallly cheesey. hahaha... I thought it was good when I wrote it, but now I know it was crap. Crap by accident lol, which I suppose only makes it better
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Go for it! Even better, go back and edit the story before you post it to make it even worse!!!
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so the restrictions are ooposite right?
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er...no. Please try to abide by the restrictions.
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Okay sorry...I think I just got a little confused, lol.
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Thank you xD
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