Columns by Gary Alexander, by newest first

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  • DID YOU EVER FIND YOURSELF USING THE INCORRECT TERM...THE WRONG WORD? EVER CONVEY THE IMPROPER MEANING? INADVERTENTLY? READ ON!
  • Here are some of our NEWER more obnoxious cliches. The people who use them seem to think they are being fresh and original. In fact, the truth is quite to the contrary!
  • Do you know what constitutes a cliche? Are you guilty of hackneyed, banal, stereotypical, overused expressions?
  • Are you guilty of using cliche after cliche? Do you know WHAT a cliche is? Read this...find out!
    Clever...or CLICHE
    Ok, gang! A few of you have evinced and conveyed sufficient interest in the Woids or WORDS column to move me in the direction of yet another thought provoker. So here goes:1

    In my perusing (and that actually means going over CAREFULLY...not just scanning or glancing at idly) of some of the "stories" around here I have stumbled upon, tripped over and literally choked on an abundance, a veritable plethora of platitudes, bromides, old saws and the dreaded CLICHES! These, guys, are THE WORST! To come upon one of them can ruin my day, not to mention what it does to your humble effort at writing the great American, or English, or Canadian, or Australian, or New Zealand or you name it Short Story! These insidious words and phrases have a way of sneaking into the most well intended and original prose: sentences, paragraphs, pages and chapters. They creep stealthily about, they lurk, they even spring...and they do so unsuspectingly and with guile. I don't blame the poor author so much as his or her being unaware. This is the KEY! The writer must always LISTEN to what he or she writes...and above all...BE AWARE of the ready-to-spring CLICHE!2

    Here are some prime offenders...! I will not attempt to define these overused, hackneyed, banal, trite expressions. I will merely list some...but, AT THE END OF THE DAY (Yukko)...WHEN ALL IS SAID AND DONE (Phooey)...BOTTOM LINE...(Boo)...It will be up to you to keep a SHARP LOOKOUT (get the idea?) for these guys! How do I recognize one? I get a sick feeling in the PIT of my STOMACH...and I stop reading whatever it is I am in the midst of! Hey! See if YOU can define the common element that ties all of these together. Let me know!

    Avoid like the plague

    At death's door

    Acid test

    Banker's hours

    Bite the bullet

    Bitter end

    Bated breath

    Brown as a berry (ever see a brown berry?)

    Bolt from the blue

    Can of worms

    Casting aspersions

    Cold feet

    Red handed

    Cool as a cucumber

    Did a number

    Die was cast

    Drinks like a fish

    Clear as a bell

    Bright eyed & bushy tailed

    Down in the mouth

    Stars in her eyes

    Face the music

    Feeling his oats

    Feather in his cap

    Foregone conclusion

    Fresh as a...daisy!

    Finger lickin' good!...submitted by Auburn She-Wolf!

    Going to the dogs

    Upper hand

    Scot free

    Whole hog

    Green with envy

    Grass is always greener...submitted by Auburn She-Wolf!

    Was livid!

    Hair's breadth

    Head over heels

    Heart in my mouth

    Warm the cockles of one's heart

    Heart of gold

    In no uncertain terms

    One fell swoop

    In this day and age

    Let it all hang out!

    Lock, stock and barrel

    Ps and Qs

    Nitty gritty

    Nth degree

    Play it by ear

    Pretty as a picture

    Driven snow

    Rack your brain

    Raining cats and dogs

    Coming down in buckets

    Rake over the coals

    Beyond your wildest dreams

    Sad but true

    Strange but true

    Shoot the breeze

    Shadow of a doubt

    Skin deep

    Sink or swim

    Short and sweet

    Staying power

    Stiff upper lip

    Strike it rich

    Struck dumb

    In a nutshell

    Sumptuous repast

    Whole ball of wax

    White as a sheet

    Trip the light fantastic

    Cold shoulder

    Virtual standstill

    These are just a few...but some of the prime offenders!

    and now, gang,

    NEEDLESS TO SAY...........

    HAVE A NICE DAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

    GA

  • Are you guilty of using cliche after cliche? Do you know WHAT a cliche is? Read this...find out!
  • Clever...or CLICHE
    Ok, gang! A few of you have evinced and conveyed sufficient interest in the Woids or WORDS column to move me in the direction of yet another thought provoker. So here goes:1

    In my perusing (and that actually means going over CAREFULLY...not just scanning or glancing at idly) of some of the "stories" around here I have stumbled upon, tripped over and literally choked on an abundance, a veritable plethora of platitudes, bromides, old saws and the dreaded CLICHES! These, guys, are THE WORST! To come upon one of them can ruin my day, not to mention what it does to your humble effort at writing the great American, or English, or Canadian, or Australian, or New Zealand or you name it Short Story! These insidious words and phrases have a way of sneaking into the most well intended and original prose: sentences, paragraphs, pages and chapters. They creep stealthily about, they lurk, they even spring...and they do so unsuspectingly and with guile. I don't blame the poor author so much as his or her being unaware. This is the KEY! The writer must always LISTEN to what he or she writes...and above all...BE AWARE of the ready-to-spring CLICHE!2

    Here are some prime offenders...! I will not attempt to define these overused, hackneyed, banal, trite expressions. I will merely list some...but, AT THE END OF THE DAY (Yukko)...WHEN ALL IS SAID AND DONE (Phooey)...BOTTOM LINE...(Boo)...It will be up to you to keep a SHARP LOOKOUT (get the idea?) for these guys! How do I recognize one? I get a sick feeling in the PIT of my STOMACH...and I stop reading whatever it is I am in the midst of! Hey! See if YOU can define the common element that ties all of these together. Let me know!3

    Avoid like the plague4

    At death's door5

    Acid test6

    Banker's hours7

    Bite the bullet8

    Bitter end9

    Bated breath10

    Brown as a berry (ever see a brown berry?)11

    Bolt from the blue12

    Can of worms13

    Casting aspersions14

    Cold feet15

    Red handed16

    Cool as a cucumber17

    Did a number18

    Die was cast19

    Drinks like a fish20

    Clear as a bell21

    Bright eyed & bushy tailed22

    Down in the mouth23

    Stars in her eyes24

    Face the music25

    Feeling his oats26

    Feather in his cap27

    Foregone conclusion28

    Fresh as a...daisy!29

    Finger lickin' good!...submitted by Auburn She-Wolf!30

    Going to the dogs31

    Upper hand32

    Scot free33

    Whole hog34

    Green with envy35

    Grass is always greener...submitted by Auburn She-Wolf!36

    Was livid!37

    Hair's breadth38

    Head over heels39

    Heart in my mouth40

    Warm the cockles of one's heart41

    Heart of gold42

    In no uncertain terms43

    One fell swoop44

    In this day and age45

    Let it all hang out!46

    Lock, stock and barrel47

    Ps and Qs48

    Nitty gritty49

    Nth degree50

    Play it by ear51

    Pretty as a picture52

    Driven snow53

    Rack your brain54

    Raining cats and dogs55

    Rake over the coals56

    Beyond your wildest dreams57

    Sad but true58

    Strange but true59

    Shoot the breeze60

    Shadow of a doubt61

    Skin deep62

    Sink or swim63

    Short and sweet64

    Staying power65

    Stiff upper lip66

    Strike it rich67

    Struck dumb68

    In a nutshell69

    Sumptuous repast70

    Whole ball of wax71

    White as a sheet72

    Trip the light fantastic73

    Cold shoulder74

    Virtual standstill75

    These are just a few...but some of the prime offenders!76

    and now, gang,77

    NEEDLESS TO SAY...........78

    HAVE A NICE DAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!79

    GA80

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