CLEVER? OR CLICHE?

Do you know what constitutes a cliche? Are you guilty of hackneyed, banal, stereotypical, overused expressions?
Are you guilty of using cliche after cliche? Do you know WHAT a cliche is? Read this...find out!
Clever...or CLICHE
Ok, gang! A few of you have evinced and conveyed sufficient interest in the Woids or WORDS column to move me in the direction of yet another thought provoker. So here goes:1

In my perusing (and that actually means going over CAREFULLY...not just scanning or glancing at idly) of some of the "stories" around here I have stumbled upon, tripped over and literally choked on an abundance, a veritable plethora of platitudes, bromides, old saws and the dreaded CLICHES! These, guys, are THE WORST! To come upon one of them can ruin my day, not to mention what it does to your humble effort at writing the great American, or English, or Canadian, or Australian, or New Zealand or you name it Short Story! These insidious words and phrases have a way of sneaking into the most well intended and original prose: sentences, paragraphs, pages and chapters. They creep stealthily about, they lurk, they even spring...and they do so unsuspectingly and with guile. I don't blame the poor author so much as his or her being unaware. This is the KEY! The writer must always LISTEN to what he or she writes...and above all...BE AWARE of the ready-to-spring CLICHE!2

Here are some prime offenders...! I will not attempt to define these overused, hackneyed, banal, trite expressions. I will merely list some...but, AT THE END OF THE DAY (Yukko)...WHEN ALL IS SAID AND DONE (Phooey)...BOTTOM LINE...(Boo)...It will be up to you to keep a SHARP LOOKOUT (get the idea?) for these guys! How do I recognize one? I get a sick feeling in the PIT of my STOMACH...and I stop reading whatever it is I am in the midst of! Hey! See if YOU can define the common element that ties all of these together. Let me know!

Avoid like the plague

At death's door

Acid test

Banker's hours

Bite the bullet

Bitter end

Bated breath

Brown as a berry (ever see a brown berry?)

Bolt from the blue

Can of worms

Casting aspersions

Cold feet

Red handed

Cool as a cucumber

Did a number

Die was cast

Drinks like a fish

Clear as a bell

Bright eyed & bushy tailed

Down in the mouth

Stars in her eyes

Face the music

Feeling his oats

Feather in his cap

Foregone conclusion

Fresh as a...daisy!

Finger lickin' good!...submitted by Auburn She-Wolf!

Going to the dogs

Upper hand

Scot free

Whole hog

Green with envy

Grass is always greener...submitted by Auburn She-Wolf!

Was livid!

Hair's breadth

Head over heels

Heart in my mouth

Warm the cockles of one's heart

Heart of gold

In no uncertain terms

One fell swoop

In this day and age

Let it all hang out!

Lock, stock and barrel

Ps and Qs

Nitty gritty

Nth degree

Play it by ear

Pretty as a picture

Driven snow

Rack your brain

Raining cats and dogs

Coming down in buckets

Rake over the coals

Beyond your wildest dreams

Sad but true

Strange but true

Shoot the breeze

Shadow of a doubt

Skin deep

Sink or swim

Short and sweet

Staying power

Stiff upper lip

Strike it rich

Struck dumb

In a nutshell

Sumptuous repast

Whole ball of wax

White as a sheet

Trip the light fantastic

Cold shoulder

Virtual standstill

These are just a few...but some of the prime offenders!

and now, gang,

NEEDLESS TO SAY...........

HAVE A NICE DAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

GA

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