Hi my name is Christine!
*98 percent of teenagers have tried pot. If you are one of the 2% who hasn't, post this on your profile*
I have A.D.O.S. (attention deficit oohh shiny!)
I also have O.D.D.
C.D.O the same as O.C.D. but in alphabetical order like it SHOULD be!!!
There are 3 different kinds of people in the world, those who can count and those who can't.
I LOVE JESUS!!
He is my Lord and my Savior!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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(") (") Don't u <3 him!
Help the bunny dominate the world!
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
^o^ Copy and paste this if you like gum.
98% of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels
Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who was better on his computer. They had been going at it for days, and God was tired of hearing all of the bickering. Finally, God said, "Cool it. I am going to set up a test that will run two hours and I will judge who does the better job.
So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away. They moused. They did spreadsheets. They wrote reports. They sent faxes. They sent e-mail. They sent out e-mail with attachments. They downloaded.
They did some genealogy reports. They made cards. They did every known job.
But ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, the rain poured, and of course, the electricity went off. Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the underworld. Jesus just sighed.
The electricity finally flickered back on, and each of them restarted their computers. Satan started searching frantically, screaming "It's gone! It's all gone! I lost everything when the power went out.
Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the past two hours. Satan observed this and became irate. "Wait! He cheated!
How did he do it?"
God just shrugged and said...... "Jesus saves!"
*98 percent of teenagers have tried pot. If you are one of the 2% who hasn't, post this on your profile*
I have A.D.O.S. (attention deficit oohh shiny!)
I also have O.D.D.
C.D.O the same as O.C.D. but in alphabetical order like it SHOULD be!!!
There are 3 different kinds of people in the world, those who can count and those who can't.
I LOVE JESUS!!
He is my Lord and my Savior!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
...../l~l\......................../l~l\......................../l~l\.......................
.....\l~l/........................\l~l/........................\l~l/.......................
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.|..........o|...............|..........o|...............|..........o|...................
..\_______/..................\_______/..................\_______/....................
l..........l PUT THiS DOOR ON YOUR
l..........l PAGE iF YOU HAVE EVER
lO........ l PUSHED A DOOR THAT
l..........l SAiD PULL....
l..........l
( \ / )
(^ . ^)
(") (") Don't u <3 him!
Help the bunny dominate the world!
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
^o^ Copy and paste this if you like gum.
98% of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels
Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who was better on his computer. They had been going at it for days, and God was tired of hearing all of the bickering. Finally, God said, "Cool it. I am going to set up a test that will run two hours and I will judge who does the better job.
So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away. They moused. They did spreadsheets. They wrote reports. They sent faxes. They sent e-mail. They sent out e-mail with attachments. They downloaded.
They did some genealogy reports. They made cards. They did every known job.
But ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, the rain poured, and of course, the electricity went off. Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the underworld. Jesus just sighed.
The electricity finally flickered back on, and each of them restarted their computers. Satan started searching frantically, screaming "It's gone! It's all gone! I lost everything when the power went out.
Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the past two hours. Satan observed this and became irate. "Wait! He cheated!
How did he do it?"
God just shrugged and said...... "Jesus saves!"
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well once upon a time in a land far far far far away there were these people and they were kinda weird. They were all in love with monkeys. they married the monkeys. Kinda weird but then this one person came to that far fa200 words, 6 comments, December 13, 2008
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Dassy on October 27, 2008wow sweetie. Do you ever go on to read my stories? now I'm sad lol
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