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Can't take the heat?
Get out of my words.
BAM! SIZZLE! SHA-ZAM!

Hello hello! Thanks for visiting my page, mes amis. I love to read and I am a grammar fanatic, so if you ever need someone to review, I'm your girl.

If you can understand my username, I will comment on any story you like! Maybe two! Maybe three! I will be just that impressed with your amazing brilliance.

I write about things I notice in everyday life, but on a deeper scale (hopefully it's deeper) and I try to keep a little humour, you can only take so many stories about death. Also, you may find some anti-male rants on my page, but do not fear!

I love mythology, history, heritage, and language. If you write stories about any of those, please let me know.


Comments are just as good as reccomendations to other readers, please don't leave me hidden in the dark.


I'm pretending to be currently working on the next installment of the Oleander series. I've just been so out of the swing of things that I've lost the feel for the girls' world and where it was I wanted the story to go. Advice? Ideas? Feedback!

I like school buses, although I am no longer in school.

Stories I'm focused on

  • sigh. not finished.
    900 words, 2 comments, February 10. In
  • I need to do so much editing, it's not even funny.
    2400 words, 3 comments, August 15, 2007
  • "She's crazy." said the new girl, Clarissa. "You can't keep your virginity in a bordello for more than... two seconds." / "Well, she swears
    2600 words, 26 comments, August 13, 2007
  • Second chapter to Oleander, edited twice. Not perfect.
    1900 words, 9 comments, August 13, 2007

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  • Gary Alexander : Return Ode Mode on August 4
    Note to the Xylophone
    She's sweet
    She's hip
    She's always nice.
    I'd say it again...
    But don't make me say it twice! (Although she deserves it!)
    GA
  • daftweejimmy : lotsastuff on June 27
    Just dropped by in the off chance I might pinch some of your ideas, have secreted one or two about my person, and am making good my escape whilst you're otherwise engaged. But you can't prove it was me!
  • anna hope on May 21
    uh geez omg what is with yous trying to corecvt my grammer if i dont want to use commas i donht have to omg get off my case

  • all your stories suck ass. and you fart and your sleep. just die already, kthnksbye.

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