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Nonexistent Words


  • GuitarShank
    Mar 24 5:55 PM 2008
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    Or... make up your own word

    Have you ever thought of a word that could be real, only to find it's not?

    The word journalist is a real word, and so is journalism. However, you can be a novelist, but not practice novelism.

    So, yeah. I guess you get the drift from this

    Be sure to include a definition if it's unclear what a word would mean.

    My word: Novelism

  • Barbara
    March 24, 2008

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    I made up one once... but the meaning was sort of x-rated.

  • GuitarShank
    March 26, 2008

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    Oh oh! I remember another:

    Sarcast: a person who is sarcastic
    Also see: G-rated alternative to 'smartass'

  • Oddities
    March 27, 2008

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    I rarely make up my own words, but I do like finding lost and forgotten ones and dusting them off, despite the fact no spellchecker or dictionary recognises them.

    Mommet. A miniature representation of a person, used for witchcraft rituals, preferably containing some element of the intended victim, such as blood or hair

    Gloottokoma. A wooden box used to lock away children to stunt their growth. Being a dwarf was a well-paid profession in the dark ages.

  • dreamshell
    March 27, 2008

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    "Beautesque"; a portmanteau of "grotesque" and "beau", implying an artform (of any sort) which combines elements of the aesthetic and the obscene. The goal of this style would be to present work that both alienates and enamors people.

  • Rein
    March 27, 2008

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    Blastic

    Meaning basically f it all. not understandable when i'm mad though!

    • GuitarShank
      March 28, 2008

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      Hm... sounds like a combination of "Blast it!" and "plastic"


  • GuitarShank
    April 3, 2008

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    Got another! (you'll see it in another thread)

    Relige- n.: shorthand for 'Religious Person' (can also be combined with prefixes such as super- and non-)


  • wayn007
    April 10, 2008

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    How about "hypercritic?" meaning somebody who is very critical.

  • Glowstarcharmer
    April 10, 2008

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    If you are acting in a confused way, could it be said that you are acting 'confusedly'? I used this word the other day when my lecturer asked me how I was getting on with an assignment. He laughed at me!

    Also, if you order things 'A, B, C...' then it is alphabetical order. I also use the words 'numberbetical order' for ordering things '1, 2, 3...' and 'colourbetical order' for odering things 'red, orange, yellow' and so on. Again I am ridiculed for this but I dont care. I like to cultivate an eccentric form of speech. lol.

    X Amber X

    • GuitarShank
      April 10, 2008

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      He laughed when you said confusedly? That's a real word!

      Also, they already have numerical order, which is easier on the tongue

      • Glowstarcharmer
        April 11, 2008

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        He told me confusedly wasnt a real word. And nimberbeticl order is much more fun to say. lol.
        What would the real word be for putting things in colourbetical order though?

        • GuitarShank
          April 11, 2008

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          Confusedly is real. It may just have been the way you said it.

          Like, if you'd just said 'confused' and then added the '-ly' then it'd come out wrong.

          It's supposed to be pronounced like 'con-fuse-ed-ly'

          Get it?

          And I don't think there's a word for the colors (and if there is, it's probably really difficult to pronounce )

          • Glowstarcharmer
            April 11, 2008

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            No I pronounced it 'con-fuse-ed-ly'. He must just be thick.

            And if there isnt a word for putting colours in oder then there is clearly a gap in our language and I shall hereby declare 'colourbetical' as the correct word. lol.

            • GuitarShank
              April 11, 2008

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              Bridging those gaps was the point of this

              Seriously, why is there no 'novelism?' I mean, journalists get journalism, but novelists get 'I'm a novelist'

            • Mr. Faunus
              April 25, 2008

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              In Italian there's a word for the rotund imprint a cup full of liquid leaves when it's been removed from a wooden surface.

              The French word for Spainard also means "cockroaches," and the German word for Frenchman also means "lice."

  • RoseBlossom100
    April 10, 2008

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    I do this ALL THE TIME. Like I will just take a word I like and put it in a different tense and make it work. I hear "Is that even a word" all the time. I can't think of any right now but I'll add them as soon as I think of them.

  • dreamshell
    April 11, 2008

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    It's occurred to me that all these words fall into what TV Tropes calls "Buffy Speak";

    http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BuffySpeak

    • GuitarShank
      April 11, 2008

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      Nah, I wouldn't say what. Mostly because nobody's said anything like 'twisty, turny thing'

  • Barbara
    April 11, 2008

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    I recall one that's not x-rated ...not sure if other people use it or not, though ... "stuffer"...(or "stucker") for 'stupid f***er'

  • Glowstarcharmer
    April 13, 2008

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    If you are tempremental, do you have 'temprementalily'? An example of this in a sentence would be 'her temprementalily was getting on his nerves'.

  • the back row
    May 3, 2008

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    Dr. Suess would be proud

  • PorSiempre
    May 5, 2008

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    My favorite has always been 'confluzzlegasted'. It's a mix between confused, flustered, flabbergasted and befuddled.
  • Hugglyicious.

  • Ninja Bubble
    May 6, 2008

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    Summidih!

    I'll let you guess that one yourselves

    But I have also coined several words which cannot be recalled at the moment except for imaginosity!

  • Vii
    June 9, 2008

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    I made one up for a story...actually I made a couple up.
    Morsmorphi
    Morsmorphosis
    Meta-Morsmorphosis
    Minosphrosis

  • slashinguk
    June 11, 2008

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    Fantasy terms

    I make up words for settings alien to our own, in fantasy or sci-fi stories. In my spiritualism stories, a "novate" is a newly qualified Shaman. In another I imagined a future in which Skype and Yahoo had merged, Skyhoo.

  • Miyuki
    June 16, 2008

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    One of the words in my books was a made-up word, and that would be:
    Intrapitation - the ability to be caught in a trap or any sort of skullduggery.

  • Vii
    June 18, 2008

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    Urm...I'll give the meaning of my words.
    Morsmorphi - A person who can change their shape, body and form.
    Morsmorphosis - The act of changing a person's shape, body and form.
    Meta-Morsmorphosis - Transforming into an animal and gaining that animals attricbutes (hooves, whiskers, tails, ears)
    Minosphoris - Transforming into a being made solely of one of the five elements: Wind, Water, Earth, Fire, or Lightning.
  • Here

    are a few real words that might fit some of the above posts. I'm just saying...

    flatulopetic
    adj. - pretentious, pompous, inflated

    fustian
    n. - pompousness, pretentiousness

    grammaticaster
    n. - a petty grammarian; a pretentious grammaticalpedant

  • Marta
    June 23

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    A word that did exist but,I can't find in the modern dictionaries nor anyone who has heard of it. Naugyhyde: A hard/firm vinyl.

    (the material was used in making the chairs in hospital waiting rooms and 1950's diners for the booths) usually orange-red in color.
    • I think maybe because it's a brand name like Kleenex. A quick search on dictionary.com said it was trademarked, which I didn't know either, just thought it was a type of material. Learn something new every day.

  • Marta
    June 23

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    So did I. In the future I will check with dictionary.com when i need to find a word that is an old but good one. Thanks.
  • I never had one, but my friend thought 'Indubiously' was a word.

    And he used it all the time. Not even knowing what it (supposedly) meant.

  • rustic
    June 24

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    pestimisticality

    this is my "pessimistic reality" word
  • There was a German comedian, Stephan Raab, who made up a word that is actually more than one word, but it is baby talk, rushed together. He sang a song about a woman and a dog that went to get something. Rather than speaking proper German, she rushed the words together and changed the sounds of the letters while talking to her dog, as someone might speak to a baby. The song is half English, half German. He had many Germans, and me, saying it because it was fun to say:

    Waddahadadudada, which is Was hast du da? or What do you have there?

  • KodyBoye
    June 27

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    I wrote the word 'bittered' a few nights ago, and my Word '07 dictionary didn't pick it up.

    Low and behold, it came up on Dictionary.com.

    If that makes any sense... lol.
  • I was just shocked out of my socks when I typed guesstimate and it came up as an actual word! I always thought my engineer friends made it up while working on equations.
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