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Im bored and looking for something random to post on the forum so... how do you dudes pick up chicks? Im not very brave when it comes to this so i wont just randomly walk up to a chick... so how do you go about it? Any players out there!!!? (not lookin for advice, i only just got rid of my last chick lol)
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Oh my...
you're asking dating advice from a bunch of tweedy literary types? This should be interesting. Any young man with game is out there right now. Words are a poor match for curves.
I was never a player, I just kept it simple and it seemed to work. I'd say "Next friday I'm going to go to _________ at ______o'clock. When would you like me to pick you up?"
I used this line on my wife and we've been married for twelve years now.
The line will get you in the door, but you best have something she'll want to buy. Writing is actually good for this. I watch people and then write on it, usually poetry. Now...poetry is fey, but when it's done well some women really dig it. Some don't and think it's really sad. Whatever. I'd figure women out and then write about them and give it to them. For some reason ladies really like that, that artsy-fartsy stuff. Also, art, even if it's not all that great. I drew a portrait for my wife and she loved it. Many, many points for that little endeavor were scored in my marriage relationship. Just be yourself, listen to her, relax and keep it light and just get to truly know her instead of maintaining some elaborate facade of 'cool'. Most people are not truly 'cool'. We are all closet geeks and rather prefer to just 'chill' as who we are without fronting anything as seems so fashionable today. Fronting the cool thing all the time is heavy. Just be yourself and have fun. Also, choose interesting topics to converse on. Conversation is sexy. Sure, women sometimes will just want to tear your clothes off, but that only lasts for so long and then you're left with conversation. Be able to converse on interesting topics and be able to laugh along the way.
Anyway, that's my contribution. I am an old man(apparently comparatively speaking) but I still feel plenty hip. I may be wrong, but that really doesn't matter if I don't give a s*it, now does it?
Use this wisdom wisely, for it will give you great power over the hearts of many women.
It's all yours as I've already landed my hottie. Good luck.
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plus i just got rid of my crazy girlfriend
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Al's advice is always quality assured, so when you are dealing with Al you know you are getting the best.
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And yet, as always...
take all advice, even quality assured advice doubly-backed by Jim, with a grain of salt.
Mainly, women dig sincerity and they can smell a poser from a mile away. Be who you are. Not every woman will dig you, but when they do you don't have to work overtime to be something you're not. Plus, you can sleep well knowing that someone actually likes you for who you are, as you are. And that's a great feeling. Also, women are much more loving and forgiving than we men ever believe. Most of the tough-guy posing we do is not at all what is important to them and really all they want is to number one: be made to feel beautiful and desired, and number two: to be considered and heard. Women really are that simple; in my humble, quality-assured opinion that is.
p.s. they also want to have a good time and laugh, but that goes without saying. Oh, and forgive my platitudes. I only use the 'you' address because my woman hunting days are over. But it's always nice to puff myself up as knowing something about the opposite sex. Not that I was ever a player, I have simply had twelve years of marriage to quiz my wife as to my foibles whilst reflecting on our dating years. I take a great deal of interest in human nature and I have quizzed her mercilessly that I might provide this boon of wisdom to you that you may avoid the many pitfalls that befell me when young. You know, because I'm an old guy trying to pass along a little info to the upcoming generation and all. Call me a stuffed shirt if you wish; I'm only trying to be of assistance.
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women, simple? i have no idea where the hell you get that from. lol your the first guys who ive ever heard that from
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I learned it by living with a woman for twelve years
A woman is like a living bouquet...
if you look at all the crazy colors and petals and leaves it's confusing as hell. But if you go to the root they are all the same.
1. A woman wants to feel beautiful and desired, not needed, but desired in a way that makes her blush and flush or bloom and vroom.
2. A woman wants to be listened to and to be heard, to feel truly understood. And then to have that understanding made manifest by being considered and thought of. She needs to be shined on and seen.
3. This goes without saying, but it's immaterial if you don't get the first two right: a woman wants to have a good time and laugh.
Women really are that simple. Really. -
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I'll drink to that. Point three should be a proverbial 'piece of piss' if you are being yourself and she is still interested. The things that you find funny and enjoy should also amuse her. Though I suppose it is important to remember there are some activities and jokes that seem to be innately masculine.
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lol, this isnt so much me asking advice as seeing what u guys got, lol.
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I see...
You already possess all the charm you need and were simply curious as to whether others possessed the same wealth of player prowess, is that it?
Silly me...
p.s. regardless, I enjoyed the opportunity to compose my thoughts on the issue.
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lol
nooooooooo, dont get me wrong (and im sure you didnt) but i just recently got rid of a crazy chick that wouldnt leave me alone and at the moment im not... in the market for a new one i guess you could say -
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hey, don't sweat it...
I don't generally concern myself with how I'm received. I just write being as how I enjoy it and this place gives me an excuse to do so. It was a good question and I look forward to the comments that may ensue.
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Pickin up chicks is easy. You throw down a little chicken feed ... wait for them to start eating ... then scoop them up in your hands.
Anyone who has ever been to Sunnybrook Farm knows this.
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I was wondering if anyone was gonna take the bait.
Sunnybrook Farm sounds vaguely familiar...
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what the hell is sunnybrook farm
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Lol.
My guy has never used a line on me. We were great friends first which I think is the best way if you're looking for a serious relationship. Most people are impatient though.
In my opinion, it's not that women love that "artsy" stuff. It's just that it makes you feel like you mean something and are important to someone if a man would take the effort to do that just for you. It's a nice feeling.
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lol i had a dislexic girlfriend and i wrote her a poem... it went right over her head lol
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And that is funny why?
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DONT THINK IM MAKING FUN OF DISLEXIC PEOPLE
because i went to all that hard work for her and i got nothing out of it. She didnt particularly appreciate the effor either. -
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Hey, watch the screams there. As Al said artsy stuff isn't for all the girls. One question, did you try reading it out loud to her? Sometimes it helps to have something read to you if your dyslexic (not saying that you already may have not already known that).
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well it doesnt matter because she was crazy
and so were no longer together. (nice way of saying i dumped her crazy 
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Hey, you know what?
I dated this girl and it was going well and then I wrote her a little note telling her how I felt. It all went down hill from there. She was a nuts and bolts girl and apparently, she didn't dig it. That's life.
Then, I met my wife, dated her a while and then wrote her some stuff a little more toned down and careful and then worked it up into more serious stuff, gradually. She absolutely loved it. In fact, we had one crazy date that totally confused me and I wrote her a rhyme saying how I felt. She told me later after we married how that letter totally changed how she saw me and moved her closer to me. Women are funny creatures.
Writing is the real you if you let it be. If you let fly with how you truly feel and it doesn't pan out that can't be a bad thing. You simply cut to the chase and avoided a long, drawn out relationship built on false perception. If you let it, writing is the real you, and even if you pose it's the real you and people can see who you are if they care to look for it. It's an intimate way to get to know one another as you truly are and will strengthen your relationship if done gradually and sensibly. Why do you think texting is so big? There is something about writing to one another that creates an intimate connection. I truly believe that. You can do all the fun stuff in the world and flex all the big muscle you want, but when it's all said and done, relationships are either built or destroyed one word at a time. When you write you can chose your words carefully to build and enhance and create something great. I kind of like it as I'm really a f***-up when it comes to opening my big mouth. I say all sorts of stupid stuff. So I really like the keyboard. Anyway, that's my two cents. Call me a spouting buffoon if you will, I just like to write and you gave me the opportunity to feel important even if it is in my head.
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Myryca: Absolutely.
It's the thought that counts.
Not every woman is an artsy woman, and some women don't even care for the feely stuff. It's just finding what's important to her and then doing it.
Some women are totally physical and will actually laugh at artsy stuff and make you feel like a fool for ever spilling your guts through a pen. In this case, bad move. But physical will one day fade and then you're left with the small little things that make you feel loved. And no matter how pussy anyone wants to make that, it's important to everyone. Romance lasts forever and can withstand many things. Physical hops on whatever is hottest at the time. Emotional and psychological connection is where it's at and it all starts with doing simple acts of kindness that make our loved ones feel important.
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"hey wanna dance?"
note this only works in nightclubs, when your at that special point of drunkeness when you think you can actually dance.
so many hideous flashbacks... -
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good advice. I guess it would be kind of awkward to ask this while you're in line at the market.
I've heard other guys mention they need to be drunk to dance, is this an embarrassment thing? or a two-left feet thing? I think I'm a pretty good dancer, sober or otherwise. I'm no Joshua or Benji but I think I can hold my own. -
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well in my case i cant dance so i rely on making them laugh... im good at making chicks laugh and i dont shoot to high and get some conceeded chick or one who thinks that i dont deserve her.
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'at that special point of drunkeness'
synonym for 'liquid courage'. -
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or 'Dutch courage'.
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poem
Hi Gang ---Here’s a poem I wrote and presented to my wife at Valentine’s Day back in 2001. It pretty well sums up my thoughts on the subject.
Valentine’s Poem
It happened many years ago,
Across a crowded room.
I spied the girl of my dreams,
Her beauty all abloom.
Now she had charms and beauty,
For the entire world to see,
But, I tried to persuade her,
To save them all for me.
Many, many years have passed,
Since that fateful day.
And she has stood beside me,
Every step along the way.
Now as we two approach,
Our golden years of life.
I think it was a miracle,
That girl became my wife.
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thats some good stuff man... im sure she loved it
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Frickin beautiful, man.. I'm sure that she was all tears of joy
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lol is that pose your doing a "authorly pose"
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Not really, but it looks good on camera *grin*
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I saw this topic and came in right away. ^^
I read everything; haha. I have to say, as a woman, if a guy wanted to 'pick me up', he'd have to be sweet, and confident, but not too strong!
Now I know you don't really care, haha, I was just wondering;
What would all you guys do if a girl tried to pick YOU up? -
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lol i would thank GOd!
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True that... I understand completely... though I don't think that has ever happened to me... always happens to the guys that are impeccably dressed
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I would pray her intent was not to drop me on my head ...
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lol corny
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I got picked up once
I was in a park playing my djembe and this girl came over to me and said, "I have a drum you could buy if you like." She said I could come around to her place and see it. That was the start of a three year relationship, from which my son emerged. We still get along great and I'm not looking to pick up.
Sorry, sort of had to tell you part of my life story there. -
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actualy that little tid-bit was quite entertaining... what the hell is a djembe?
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It is a kind of drum, like a bongo, only different.
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sounds kinda strange... you say you were playing out in a park?
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Yeah, why not? As long as your not bad most people don't complain and some even try and give you money.
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lol, sounds good
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Thinking of trying it?
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ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, i dont think so. I dont like instruments. I tried learning both piano and giutar and hated both. lol
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Hey, jimmy.
Music is great, eh? Chicks dig the artsy-fartsy stuff. Plus, they love it when you've got the cajones to do something in public.
My girlfriend(now wife) was on her way out the door once and I wrote her a song and sang it to her over the phone. It SAVED my a**. Oh, and if you can play an instrument it's a bonus. I knew this guy who didn't have much game but he sure could play the guitar and his girls were always smokin'.
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i wouldnt exactly consider playing a guitar artsy.
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music
is an art form. Hence my characterization as such.
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As Plumeister said. music is an art form, much like writing. I play guitar. I've been in a couple of bands and now play occasionally in an acoustic duo.
Girls love musicians, whatever form. I've met my last three girlfriends, including the one I'm with now, through music. It is a universal language that everyone understands.
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^^ Yeah..I'l agree to the love musicians.....it's just...for some of us it's just in our genetic make-up or something....girls that is XD
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