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Here we go, BURP
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Burp... why did you burp... go down too far? *smacks myself for bad dialogue*
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ha ha... no i burped because i ate you...
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Hey, no fair... and *whew* what did you eat?? oh no.. it had fangs... ewww!
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ha ha I ATE YOU... in one big GULP
And now im chewing minty fresh gum,
Your in my tummy and im full -
I guess it would be too gross to chew my way out... and that's why I brought my supersoaker of indigestion... one spray of this and out I go... three two one... spray *coats your stomach walls*
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*reaches down the monsters throat and pulls out the darkone
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*carries in a lawn chair, a sixpack of beer, and seats himself to watch the two fight it out and yells* yay gladiators!
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*comes out with slime and gunk* Yuck... I don't think that I want to be in that stomach again.. that was just gross... I'm gonna need at least three showers *squish squish* trying to sit down away and wipe off slime*
Thanks Scriptor! -
Hey are you calling me dirty and hey scriptor, what kind of beer????
* gags and coughs at the fact that scriptor just reached down my throat* -
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*takes a sip of corona(or however its spelled), his fave beer and says hey back*
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haha.. maybe you should think twice before you swallow me whole...
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wow that can be taken in so so many ways... ha ha wow you just made my day... LOL LOL snort LOL LOL
your bad... bad bad boy... flips him over and paddles his tush -
Ow... I meant in the most context... not my fault your head was in the gutter... Ow! *whimper* that stung.
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*jumps on darkones back who is still bent over and rides him like a donkey*
yeeeeeeeeeeeha!
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ha ha ha well im always in the gutter...
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well that can be taken wrong too
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something tells me that only you would find something 'wrong' about being in the gutter... honestly i dont get it. *without waiting for a response, downs a bottle of beer and drunkinly yells " beer drinking should be an olympic sport"*
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haha... touche. And scriptor... get the &*^% off my back.. I'm higher on the food chain than that
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HA *jumps on bens back and bites him*
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*purrs* now that's just not fair... that's my tender spot
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lol
*gets off darkones back and randomly starts to cough up a hairball like a cat*
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oooo bens getting "happy"
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I think that Scriptor is getting his monthly "hairball" out of him... though I didn't notice if he had claws... come here, kitty, kitty, kitty
Though I'm happy that I have you in a position to wrestle, hellz... *grabs you from behind and flips you over my back* Haha... you're pinned. -
I declawed him...
*hey!!! flipps ben over and places knee right above a very sensitive area, waiting to stike if needed* -
Wow.. woman got rough already and I was just getting started... *twists legs to have her fall down onto ground*
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wow im in a compromising position
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*still catching my breath* you give... yet?
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*takes advantage of darkones distraction and pushes him off, then grabs a chainsaw from out of no where and saws him in half.
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haha i chopped darkone in half *runs after donteattheyellow with the chainsaw screaming like a maniac*
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ha ha ha
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ouch my foot
*accidentaly drops chainsaw on foot, chopping it off*
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*grabs bowl of raisinets and sits down to watch* XD
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*lying in two pieces* SCRIPTOR! Put me back together man... and then we can go after donteattheyellow together..hehe
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*hobbles off to find superglue and upon finding it glues foot back on and proceeds to glue the darkone back together*
Chase after donteattheyellow! but where is she?
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I am the mistris of diguise you'll never find me Muhahahhahahaha
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*mistress* I feel like the typer police "Stop in the name of the word!"
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sorry im a bad speller and to lazy to look it up.....
HAHA ok and your a perfect speller??????
I can spell MISSISSIPPI -
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when i was little i used to be so proud of being able to spell mississippi.
"turns into a vampire and tries to suck donteattheyellow's blood*
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*fights off scriptor* come get some of my blood *turns into a werewolf and attacks*
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Turns in to a sexy lingerie wearing Vampress... you know leather and whips and red eyes
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*howls* Um... I think that I got distracted by that... are you sure that you want Scriptor to bite you, because you are distracting me from protecting you, sultry woman.
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Awwwwww whats wrong???? do i see drool dripping from your mouth????
*sits with her legs crossed...* a little too much Thigh??? -
You are wicked.... bad vampiress, distracting werewolf from protecting you ... do you want to be in danger?
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well if you look at scriptor he is now turned to stone... dont look me directly in the eyes... you silly boy now come sit at my side...
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*turns into full wolf, wagging tongue, puts paws up on legs. With big eyes saying "Pet me"* hehe... why did you turn him to stone? I was looking for a fight.
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*pets newfound sidekick...*
I can handle it... and just because your a wolf dont think im not on to you...
Mr im now on all fours so i can see up your tiny leather skirt.... -
*eyes bulging and turning back to human form* That wasn't the reason and you have a very dirty mind
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mmmhhmmm sure.... turns into a Cougar... lets go...
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You're on *turns back into a wolf* the chase begins.
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you be careful or you'll end up like Scriptor
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