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Hey, Barb, Kevin, AnnD or any other qualified moderator type persons...


  • Dun
    Aug 2 2:54 PM
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    Why when I post a story is there always an immediate '1' added to my 'visitor' view counter. Is there some literary specter hired by Storywrite to swoop in at a moment's notice and make us feel all warm and fuzzy that we've recieved a read right away, or is that a scheduled occurence to make us as writers feel 'read' and hence warm and fuzzy?

    Has anyone else experienced this?

  • Kylia Skydancer
    August 2
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    I'm not a moderator but I would get that's because 8you* viewed it?

    I dunno...

    • Dun
      August 2
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      How can this be?

      It happens even when I'm logged in.

      I dunno either, but I appreciate your response. I had thought of that but had ruled it out.

  • Electric Sunrise
    August 2
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    It's a technical glitch,

    Basically it's your own view, which technically shouldn't be counted, and as the visitor views are relatively new (only 6 or so months old) i'd wager it's a healthy baby glitch.

    No worries, i'll pass it on to Kevin a.s.a.p

    Electric Sunrise
    Moderator Manager

    • Dun
      August 3
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      Hey, thanks Phil.

      I appreciate it.

      Plumeister
      Writer-Type Person

      • Kylia Skydancer
        August 5
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        isn't that what *I* said???

        • Dun
          August 5
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          You are absolutely correct.

          I however did not believe because you lacked the requisite mystique and awe that Phil's moderatorial authority affords him. Perhaps when you are:

          Kylia Skydancer
          Moderator Manager

          I shall take you at your initial word. However, since you are but a mere peon as I, I shall continue to doubt until the proper authorities come on the scene. You may however score yourself a well-earned point despite your lack of moderating officiousness. Bravo. And forgive me. I shall hence esteem your replies more readily in the future.

          Sincerely,

          Plumeister
          Writer-Type Person and General-Cog-In-Wheels


        • Barbara
          August 5
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          Go ahead... use your title

          • Dun
            August 5
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            I already did. ;)

            But it's nice to be officially endorsed.

            Thanks, Barb, and how you been? Long time no moderator smack-down twixt me and thee. I guess I must be getting better and hallelujah for that, eh?

            It's nice to hear from you, Barb, and especially nice to know I'll not be running afoul of the Storywrite Special Titles department. Whew!!!

            • Barbara
              August 5
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              That was for Kylia actually.

              All is good... (Computer is a pain and kid's school clothes/supplies come before I can get it fixed)

              No worries in the title department... we usually use them when replying to any official type post.

          • Kylia Skydancer
            August 6
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            *grins*

            you mean the "Former Moderator and now Head of the Greeters" one?

            • Electric Sunrise
              August 6
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              Thats the one

            • Dun
              August 6
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              Ohhhhhhhh noooooooo...

              *runs screaming and hides in hole in ground, shaking with fear and trembling*

              *whispers very, very, very softly to himself as he nibbles nails nervously "Whatever shall I do? I have sassed one of the mighty former moderator folk unbeknownst.*

              *Inserts coal into place of great puckering pressure, then retrieves diamond, cashes in and purchases a plane ticket to far, far away. Thinks better of it and decides to pursue the avenue of ingratiating forgiveness.*

              Kylia Skydancer, O ye of the much long name and title in wing-ed and skimpy avatar attire...can you ever find it in your great and magnanimous formerly moderating heart to forgive this lowly and smart-assed worm? I writhe at your feet and beg you acquiesce my humble request if you would be so kind.

              So...waddya say, babs?

              • Kylia Skydancer
                August 6
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                *thinks*

                I suppose I could...if you gave me chocolate.


                • Barbara
                  August 6
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                  Chocolate? *perk* Someone has chocolate???

                • Dun
                  August 6
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                  Hmmm....

                  would it really be wise of me to let loose some chocolate in the midst of such ravening hordes? *ponders intently in thinker pose*

                  *crawls quietly from hiding place, setting chocolate ever so gingerly upon the Altar to Cacao-Craving Estrogenous Moderating(former and present)Ones...

                  and runs like hell.*

                  • Kylia Skydancer
                    August 6
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                    *gobbles*

                    • Dun
                      August 7
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                      Whew!!!

                      *observes events unfold from a safe distance through telephoto lens.*

                      "Crikey, mate! Wot've we got 'ere but a two-eyed, no-horned flying purple chocolate eater. I've neva seen anything like it in my life"

                      Stay tuned for the next exciting episode of Moderator Hunter....

  • yoshi97
    August 10
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    Don't be feedins the demons chocolate ... it's like feedin gremlins after midnight.


    • Dun
      August 12
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      I shall...

      keep my cacao confections safely locked away. Thanks for the tip.
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