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I belive in all kinds oh shizz. EAT IT!


100% of all deviorces are caused by marriage.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=in6RZzdGki8
"This is worse that panic at the disco!"

I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.


Weather forecast for tonight: dark.


"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."

My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.

95% Percent of teens would have a breakdown if miley cyrus was standing on the edge of a tower ready to jump, copy and paste if your a part of the 5% yelling "Jump Bitch Jump!"

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.

If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.

It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.

Let's reintroduce corporal punishment in the schools - and use it on the teachers.

Life is hard. After all, it kills you.

I'm in love with food, as weird as it sounds.


I AM SIMPLY COOL IN MY OWN RIGHT. IF YOU ARE TOO, COPY AND PASTE THIS.

"Lalalalaalalalalalalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

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