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So... I'm Zixaphir Kote Modnar, and I love Delicious Cake.

I was born on a wee island in the south pacific nether realms, where monkeys have snakes for tails and my mothers maiden name is James Earl Dickson, Rita III. Don't ask, it isn't worth it.

I spent three years on that god-forsaken Jamaica-wannabe folk is-town, an', man, I muss' say, I deed get quite 'dee accent d'ere, but that's for another time. I became a well-established pre-kindergarten writer within my first year of life, where I wrote such legends of "boo-de-baa" and "Segway of London's Dictate", a parody on automobiles and those twisted adults who love to drive them!! Worry not, I have all the originals written on the diapers I was wearing at the time, preserved by the oddities that existed in my feces as a result of the exotic, high-toxicity food which I ingested each day. Ya, man, Aye' love 'dem purple apples.

Since then, I sunk into obscurity, changing my name several times before penning this current one, which is named after my second cousin's twin's second cousin (my) alternate personality, a semi-demon who lives in a forest of Exile on the South Pacific trade lines, where he still raids ships and passageway boats for free kid knees and Dark Pendants, all in an attempt to trick God into thinking he's killing heathens by the dozen ((he's not)), and failing horribly at it.

By the by, if you happen to be over there, could you tell him God's not pleased and would just like him to repent? He might go for your throat, but I can see you a nice neck protector for when that happens.

But in all seriousness (hey, look... I'm killing Grammar. Grammar is a lie, anyways), I consider myself a part-time writer. I don't write for profit, I don't plan to make money off of it (yet), I don't think I'll ever become published, though I'd enjoy it if the opportunity presented itself, and I kinda started writing because it justified sitting on a computer all day. I consider myself predominately a poet, and a writer secondly, though I'd prefer to write stories than poems, but combining the two is one of my pass-times that I truly enjoy. Hooray for run-on sentences!

INSPIRATIONS:

.Novels.
The Long, Dark Teatime of The Soul; The Hitchhikers Guide to The Galaxy - Douglas Adams (huge inspiration on my writing's humor)
Kilobyte; Robot Adept - Piers Anthony (pervert...)
Parts of Alice's Adventures in Wonderland (it was... far too nonsensical...) - Lewis Carroll
The Genesis Code - John Case
Jennifer Murdley's Toad; Jeremy Thatcher, Dragon Hatcher - Bruce Coville
A Wizard of Earthsea - Ursula K. Le Guin
Dune; Children of The Dune - Frank Herbert
A Wrinkle in Time - Madeleine L'Engle
Random "Magic Tree House" books - Mary Pope Osbourne
Harry Potter, years 1 through 4 - J.K. Rowling
The Hobbit; Fellowship of The Ring - J.R.R. Tolkien

.Various Manga.
Negima; Love Hina - Ken Akamatsu
Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicle; Card Captor Sakura; Chobits - CLAMP
Hellsing - Kouta Hirano
Naruto - Masashi Kishimoto
Initial D - Shuichi Shigeno
...Various H-Manga... - ...You really don't wanna know, k?

.A Comic.
Johnny The Homicidal Maniac - Jhonen Vasquez

.Anime.
Anything in my Manga list that is also Anime
Akira
Bleach
Dragon Ball + Z/GT
Elven Lied
Full Metal Alchemist
The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
Sailor Moon
Shin Seiki Evangelion
Spirited Away
Yu Yu Hakusho

.Movies.
Don't matter, but...
Equilibrium
Lord of The Rings movies (...bleh)
The Matrix
Various things I've seen on TV

And of course, there's others I don't remember the names of or don't feel are worth adding (like the manga to the Zelda series, or the Kingdom Heart's Manga, or... stuff.), though I think I got all but one or two of the novels.