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YEE-HAW!

Wassup friends, I am Y2JAy. Just call me Jay.

My nickaname, beleive it or not, is "The Pest of the West". I know.

Wow... I REALLY need a life.

Stuff about me:
Name: CLASSIFIED
Birthday: September 1st, 1997
In a relationship: No
Single: Yes

Have I ever/Do I currently:
Drank: Hell no!
Smoked: Screw you!
Been dumped: Unfortunately
Shoplifted: Yes
Been arested: Yes
Been expelled from school: Twice
Had sex: I'm 12! No way, no how!!
Got beat up: 1,567,234,533,567,456.111 times
Ever had feelings toward someone who didn't have e'm back: Yes
Do I currently have feelings for someone: Yes. (But I ain't telling)

Favorite Quotes (Not mine):
"End of story! Bye, bye! See you later."
--Shrek

"Dean, your confusing reality with porn."
--Sam Winchester

"Sam, stop treating me like i'm freakin' four, alright!
--Dean Winchester




Talents:
Writer
Comedian
Animator
Director
Editor
Class A Video Gamer
Class F Musician
Fatriliquist
Oh! And I can do the following accents: Australian, British, Austrian, Jamcian, and French

I need to ask you all something. If you had a choice of dying for a friend, or saving yourself... which would you check. If you choose to save yourself, get the !@#$ off my page and don't sign my guestbook.

What I like:
Television
Movies
Cats
Dogs
Video Games
Basketball
Baseball
Kick Ball
Matt Ball
Movies
Stories
Books
Poetry
Sleeping
My hair
My friends
My frenimies
The Hulk
Spiderman
Batman
Wolverine
Superman
Thrills
Anything incredibly Dangerous

I loathe the following:

Twilight (The whole series)

School

Pixies

Monkeys

and every person who compares Twilight with Harry Potter (I mean we all know Harry Potter is better)


My favorite Movies:
10-Spiderman 3
9- Barnyard: The original party annimals
8- Aladdin
7- Finding Nemo
6- Minutemen
5- Transformers
4- The Terminator
3- Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines
2- Van Helsing
1- Terminator Salvation

Favorite TV shows: 10- Back at the Barnyard
9- Spectacular Spiderman
8- Terminator: The Sarah Connor Cronicles
7- Heroes
6- Spongebob
5- Dude, what would happen?
4- Punk'd
3- A Haunting (Scary!)
2- World Wrestleing Entertainment
1- Supernatural

Favorite Characters-
10- The Terminator- Arnold Shwarzenegger

9- Sam Whitwicky- Shia LeBeauf (or something like that)

8- Sam Winchester- Jared Padalecki

7- Wolverine- Hugh Jackman


6- TX Terminator- Christina Loken


5- T-1000 Terminator- Robert Patrick

4- John Connor- Edward Fulong, Nick Stahl, Cristian Bale and Thomas Dekker

3- Obi-Wan-Kenobi- Ewan McGreggor and Sir Alec Guinness

2- Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore- Richard Harris and Michael Gambon

1- Dean Winchester- Jensen Ackles



My Quotes

"Why kill?"

"Twilight sucks!!"

"I can has a cheeseburger?"

"Awwww dang!"

"WAPPAH!!"

And that my friends... is all you need to know. Tell nobody
*gives you $20*

My Stories

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My journal entries

  • The Plot for Chapter One
    This is the plot of the first ch a novel i'm writing. It's title is "Magical Troubles". 1 In a far away lanapterd, a young sorcerer named Eric enters a bar. He meets a very fat man named Haggis, and a very thin old man named Alexander. Alexander was also a sorcerer, and he and Eric got along well. Eric was
    August 8, In Other.  200 words. → Make first comment?
  • Writer's Block
    I need a little help. 1 I am preparing to write my first horror story... and I need a plot so scary, I can't handle it. 2 Any ideas?
    August 1, → 4 comments, Add one?
  • Things to do before I die
    1- Go to college 1a- Get a degree 1 2- Fight in the army 2 3- Survive the army 3 4- Kiss a girl 4 5- Create video game 5 6- Become famous 6 7- Go on a worldwide cruise 7 8- Get married 8 9- Star in a movie 9 10-
    June 22, In Spur of the moment, Thoughts.  100 words. → 4 comments, Add one?

Guest Book

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  • EverRose on August 16
    You've gotten arrested? For what? lol
  • CinnaAgent11 on August 8
    You've been arrested? For what? Wanted to check out your page because you're in a lot of the same groups as me and I keep seeing your name.
    Oh yea, almost forgot, cool page, Spider-Man IS awesome! (The 2nd my fav. But I've only seen the 3rd once so I need to see it again. )
  • Green Turkey on August 7
    heyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • notusingaccount on July 25
    Well, you're the first person I've known on here that is younger then me and doesnt act there age, just like me. Cause Im younger then everyone and I also dont act my age You're profile is reallly funny! Geeh, I wish I had some good humor.. .XD Anyways, just thought I'd leave a comment. Check out my profile if you want XD

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