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I'm XxpooranatevkaxX. If you're on my page, odds are you've made a mistake.

Just kidding, but it is a possibility. I'm an odd child. My teachers are always saying "you're the most bubbly person I know, but you write the most depressing work" and all I say is "Yeah, I know" smiling and laughing. Truth is, I don't smile and laugh all that much. I'm usually trying not to upset my father. Most find it insane, but I have 12 brothers and sisters, ranging from 12 to around 27. I guess if you want to know more, you can read my work.

You’re a 90’s kid if...

You remember watching
-Kenan and Kel
-Doug
-Ren & Stimpy
-Pinky and the Brain
-Rockos modern Life
-Animaniacs
-Gargoyles
-Hey Arnold
-Out of the Box
-Bear in the Big Blue House

-You’ve never ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
-You just cant resist finishing this . . ."In west Philadelphia born and raised..."

You remember:
-Step by Step
-Family Matters
-Dinosaurs
-Boy Meets World
-Full House
-You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons. (POKEMONOMGTHEBESTEVUR1!1!!11)
-You remember reading Goosebumps

When everything was settled by:
-rock paper scissors
-miss mary mac (all dressed in black, black, black)
-When kick ball was something you did everyday
-You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time on a tape.

-You remember Super Nintendos and Sega Genesis
-You remember The Original Game Boy)
-You always wanted to send in a tape to America’s Funniest Home Videos... but never taped anything funny.

You remember watching:
-The Magic School Bus
-Wishbone
-Reading Rainbow
-Ghostwriter

-You remember when Yo-Yos were cool
-You remember those Where’s Waldo books.
-You remember eating Warheads and Splashers Gushers

You remember watching:
-Batman the Animated Series
-Aladdin
-Ninja Turtles
-Ghost Busters
-You remember Ring Pops
-If you remember when everything was "da BOMB!"

-You remember boom boxes .vs. cd players.
-Making those little paper fortune cookie things
-and then predicting your life with them

-You played and/or collected Pogs
-You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano (that one Pikachu one where you got points by shaking it)
-and brought it everywhere u went

You watched the original cartoons of
-Rugrats
-Wild Thornberrys
-power Rangers

-All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand

You collected
-Beanie Babies.
-Pokemon cards (STILL HAVE 'EM! )
-Carebears
-Silver dollars, which were cool to have

-Everyone watched the WB

-When everybody knew all the pokemon by heart. (I know the orginals!)
-When digimon was still on.

-If you even know what an original walkman is...

-you know the Macarena by heart

-"Talk to the hand"

-You went to McDonald’s to play in the playplace and it was still sanitary.

-Before the MySpace frenzy.
-Before the Internet & text messaging.
-Before Sidekicks & iPods

-Before PlayStation3 or X-BOX 360

-Back before X box period

-Before Spongebob.

-When light up sneakers were cool.
-When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs

-When gas was $0.95 a gallon.

-When we recorded stuff on VCR

-You had slap bracelets! (no but I wanted one)
-You Actually played outside until it was dark!

-Way back before we realized all this would eventually disappear...
-Post this if you smiled at least more than 5 times. .
-And if you remember at least half the stuff on here....

My Stories

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  • I was almost asleep when it started. She told him something. He yelled back about back about being the only one who ever did anything around the house. I'd had enough. They weren't going to wake up the house another night. I
    300 words, May 27
  • The glass is warm in her hands, not hot, but not cold. Warm, as it it had been in her hand for awhile. She was contemplating her next move, should she, or should she not. Through all the shit she'd been dealt, she had never t
    400 words, 1 comment, October 27, 2008. In Dark, Depression, Life, Pain, Personal, Sad, Teen
  • Hands shaking, I moved my hands across my arm. The scars were prominent in some places, barely visible in others. But they were there. Also visible was the discoloration. A bruise that had been there a while was just starting
    300 words, 1 comment, October 23, 2008. In Abuse, Dark, First person, Horror, Pain, Personal, Sad, Teen
  • The girl stiffened herself as the belt came down another time. This happened so regularly, she was used to it. She knew the drill. All she
    300 words, 2 comments, July 14, 2008. In , Abuse, Pain, Sad, Teen, Unfinished

My Poetry

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  • The noises that we hear at night
    are ones we make ourselves.
    <100 words, 1 comment, May 27
  • Another day
    I sit and stare
    <100 words, May 27
  • A clock chimes in the distance
    another hour passed
    <100 words, May 27

My other items

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Guest Book

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  • Neon : Harro. on November 4, 2008
    Hey there. Thanks for the friend invite! I look forward to getting to know you more.

    Lotsa Love, Mariah.
  • XxpooranatevkaxX on January 7, 2008
    That is just on one account. I have 3.
  • Auto Boa on November 1, 2007
    My god I had know Idea you were so pationate about poetry 82 ITEMS!

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