Whipper Snapper• Show stories

I am writing tons of stories, but I haven't finished any. Fifteen total if you don't count the ones I have on this website.

Basically all you need to really know about me is that I'm a girl with a bobbed haircut, glasses, and has way too many books to count. And I seem to have an abundance of freckles.

My favorite books:

Twilight series
The Hunger Games
Catching Fire (sequal to Hunger Games)
The Host
Lock & Key
Dreamland
Gallager Girl series
House of Night series (waiting for the sixth!)
Darkest Powers trilogy (waiting for the last)
Sucks to be Me (waiting for the second)
Saving Juliet
Princess Academy
Diary of a Wimpy Kid series (waiting for the fifth!)
The Mall (you'd be surprised because of the title; it's a horror story)
Help Wanted
Evolution, Me, & Other Freaks of Nature
Oh. My. Gods.
The Girl Who Could Fly

Favorites on StoryWrite (only a few):

A Love Undying - Asfand
Tessa - Lawrie
Neighborhood Stroll - Gary Alexander
A Trick of Fate - Asfand
No Exit - Poison.
Last Recording - SoundInkMusic

I have 211 songs on my ipod so far. Not that much, but I want new songs every two days.

I am madly in love with music! My music ranges from everything from Led Zeppelin to just plain Instrumental music like the Angels of Venice.



I love Converse! I am definitely not a heels person. No skirts, No heels, No problems. I don't even wear make up. I mean, what's the point of putting gunk on my face if I have to put my glasses on to do it?!

I watch YouTube. A lot. The main channels I watch are:
EvilIguanaProductions
ShaneDawsonTV
Fred
RedAndPurpleLipstick
Ponaha
WasteTimeChasingCars

Yes. I actually watch those channels. I dont even know why for a few of 'em.

I LOVE SPONGEBOB. SPONGEBOB GETS 28 MILLION VIEWS A MONTH. Seriously, who doesn't love Spongebob?

I am so not an athletic person. I can't stand taking P.E.

And I am no outside person either. I don't like the outside, and the outside don't like me. Plain and simple. My friends can sit outside for an hour and not get bit, but I swear, I stick my hand out the door and every mosquito from miles around will come find me. The Sun don't do much for me either. It'll burn me to a crisp if I let it.

But, I'm a Texan and the heat during the summer keeps me from going out there anyway. I don't get why people think that all Texans have a country accent. I really don't know anybody who does.

Texas is also not a desert. I had a friend move from TX to Michigan, and she told me that her friends up there thought TX was just Desert land! Come on, people! The 4th largest city in the U.S. is in Texas!

My family really is a true Texan family. My Grandma drinks beer!

I have to say, (if I do say so myself),
"Life is too good to be taken seriously."

Name: Whipper Snapper (as far as you know)
Age: An age (unless you look down below)
Grade: 8th
Traveled To: Driving - Colorado, Michigan, Flordia, Missouri, and crossed through Tennessee on the way back from Michigan. Cruise - Mexico
Boyfriend: Yes.
Many friends: Few close friends and many casual friends
School label: Nerd. Smart. Quiet.
Embarassing Moments: None that I'm about to mention
Like School: On the good days. Which is very rare :-/
Best Write: Teddy Bear; The Night
Best Read: Any of my favorites listed up there somewhere
Favorite Saying: 'Beards. They really grow on you.'
Favorite T.V. Show: SpongeBob SquarePants
Favorite Movie: The Freedom Writers; Atlantis; Twilight; Kung Fu Panda; Aliens in the Attic; Wall-e; Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs; Wargames; Ferris Bueller's Day Off; The Breakfest Club; 2012
Grades in School: Usually A's.


What I look like:

Hair: Light brown with blonde and brown streaks that you won't notice unless I'm in a certain light.
Eyes: Blue.
Skin: Healthy. With freckles. See, I don't tan, I burn.
Nails: I bite them. I know, disgusting. But I've been biting them since I had teeth and I do it when I'm not paying attention.
Glasses: Of course.
Contacts: No way.
Height: 5,6" or 5,7". One of the two.

Health:

Eat Healthy: Most of the time.
Exercise: By watching 10 minute work-outs on tv and then being sore the next day. (And by playing the Wii, but I'm not sure if that's extreme workout or anything)
Strong: No. Why do you think I get sore from 10 minutes of working out? (Not that I'm fat, because I'm not, no offense to anybody.)
Weak: Yes, who came up with these questions?
Weight: That is classified.

Favorites:

Food: Pizza, Spagetti, Burritos, Carrots, Doritos...
Soda: I don't like soda. Any of it. (I will drink Coke, but only if I get car sick because it makes me feel better. But I wouldn't drink that just anytime.)
Hobby: Hmm. Playing the Clarinet for sure. Other than that, it's a cross between Writing and Painting. (Paint-by-Numbers of course, I'm not that artistic.)
Sport: Badmitten. It's the only sporty game I'll play.
Resturant(s): El Palenque and Johnny Rockets.
Fast Food Resturant(s): Popeye's and Taco Bell.
Cereal: Honey Comb.
CD game: Any of the Nancy Drew games because it takes memory and brain power to play them.
Band or Singer: Led Zeppelin and Nickelback.
Class in School: Language Arts or History.
Elective in School: Media Masters and Band (I play the Clarinet! Just like Squidward, but better!)

What I like in Boys:

Hair: Brown or blond.
Hair Length: Any length as long as it looks good.
Height: Most of the guys my age are getting taller than me so it really leaves with no choice...(unless of course I come across someone shorter than me. )
Eyes: Blue or brown.
Traits: Funny & can make me laugh, caring, will actually listen to what I'm saying, has a lot in common with me, is like a friend, not pushy, sweet, is himself, not a lier, and so on and so forth.

What I like:

My grades.
My grandma's cupcakes.
Writing. (duh!)
Mexican food.
Vamp Vintage Wear (a resale shop in my town.)
Awesome people.
Funny people.
Sarcastist people.
Jeff Dunham.
EvilIguanaProduction on YouTube.
SpongeBob SquarePants (Can't go without it, man.)
Stories with twists at the end.
Texas.
Purple.
Converse.
Reese's (the candy I live for.)
My family.
My friends.
My school.
Band.
The Clarinet.
My band directors (go Mr. G!)
The 80's.
Led Zeppelin.
Music from the 70's, 80's, 90's, and up.
AC/DC.
Def Lepperd.
Malcolm In The Middle.
Nickelodeon.
Josh getting slapped by Michelle.
Terry.
Phenias and Ferb.
Vanilla Ice Cream.
Cool Ranch Doritos.
Pizza Goldfish.
Sour Cream & Onion Pringles.
My dad's cooking (gotta teach me to cook, man!).
Fun quizzes.
Storywrite.com.
My phone.
My iPod.
Music.
Sleep.
Cool music.
Cool movies.
French Fries (oh my gosh, french fries!).

What I Don't Like

Cheerleaders.
Makeup.
Heels.
Skirts.
When people take my stuff to annoy me.
People who diss rock bands for their skimpy little Lady Gaga songs or whatever.
Miley Cyrus.
Lady Gaga.
People who are very annoying.
People who think they have to have kids when they're 20.
Choir.
Singing.
P.E.
Pathetically romantic movies.
Exercise.
Running.
Tests.
Josh (Josh the Jerk )
People who think others aren't entitled to their own opinion.
People who hit me in the same spot repeatedly (Josh...).
TAKS (Texas Assessment something something).
Teen parents.
Standing and reading in front of the class.
Writing a story for the school tests who give out lame, LAME prompts. (Write about a time you felt proud! Gimme a break).

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92% of American teens today would die if Abercrombie & Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. If you're part of the 8% that would be laughing their butts off, put this in your profile.

98% of teenagers have tried pot. If you are one of the 2% who hasn't, post this on your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile.

Anyone can write, boy or girl. I think people are wrong when they say they can't write a story, because anyone can. If you think this is true, copy this onto your page.


-------------------Girls-----------------------
--------------are like apples----------------
---------on trees. The best ones-----------
--------are at the top of the tree.----------
------The boys don't want to reach--------
----for the good ones because they-------
--are afraid of falling and getting hurt.----
-Instead, they just get the rotten apples--
--from the ground that are not as good, --
-but easy. So the apples at the top think-
-something is wrong with them, when in--
---reality, they are amazing. They just----
-----have to wait for the right boy to------
-------come along, the one who is---------
-------------brave enough to---------------
------------------climb all-------------------
------------------ the way-------------------
-----------------to the top------------------
-----------------of the tree.---------------
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Every girl dreams that one day she will find a boy that does these
things for her. even the smallest action can have the BIGGEST impact in someone’s life.


• leave her cute text notes.
• kiss her in front of your friends.
• trust her over everyone else.
• tell her she looks beautiful.
• look into her eyes when you talk to her.
• let her mess with your hair.
• touch her hair.
• just walk around with her.
• forgive her for her mistakes.
• look at her like she's the only girl you see.
• hold her hand when you're around your friends.
• when she starts swearing at you, tell her you love her.
• let her fall asleep in your arms.
• get her mad, then kiss her.
• tease her and let her tease you back.
• stay up all night with her when she's sick.
• watch her favorite movie with her.
• kiss her forehead.
• write her letters.
• when she's sad, hang out with her.
• let her know she's important.
• let her take all the photos she wants of you.
• kiss her in the pouring rain.
• when you fall in love with her, tell her,and when you tell her, love her like you`ve never loved someone before.

~To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity~
1. At lunch time sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if any slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice!
3. Every time someone asks you to do something ask if they want fries with that.
4. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
5. Specify that your drive-through order is To Go.
6. When the money comes out of the ATM scream "I won I won!"
7. When leaving the zoo start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives! They're loose!"
8. Tell your children over dinner "Due to the Economy we are going to have to let one of you go."


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