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Well hello there. How are you?


I'm going to rewrite this shit-fest in a day or two. Or maybe a week or two...Or whenever the hell I get around to it. This is stupid.


Tropic Thunder and Superbad are the funniest movies ever.

Guns N' Roses and Led Zeppelin are the greatest bands ever. The Doors too.

I'm on here because I like to write. Imagine that. I used to write a lot of poetry. Then I stopped. The end.

I have a bunch of old stories I have laying around. Different kinds. Mostly horror.

I write about anything. Whatever comes to mind and stays there I tend to write. Even if it's stupid.

Um...I've read the Twilight series. I'm pretty sure I'm the only male above the age of 15 that has read them...Yay...Go...me...

There's not really a habit to my writing. I sometimes write stories that even surprise me. You know, not that, 'I'm so random' bullshit that seems to be floating around on this site, but my stories sometimes take unexpected turns, monsters turn out to be different than what they started out as, etc.

Oh, by the way: if you, yourself, say you're random, you are definitely not. You're probably just a flake. Sorry...

I'm very interested in vampires right now and am currently researching the origins of the myths for a novel I want to write.

So, that's my thing right now. Vampires.

Anyway, my favorite authors are Hemingway and Lovecraft (talk about opposites!). But I also read a lot of King.

Books I've read recently that I would advise to you:

The Sun Also Rises by Ernest Hemingway

Twentieth Century Ghosts by Joe Hill

Family Happiness (Short Story) by Leo Tolstoy

Duma Key by Stephen King



The best book I've ever read would have to be Duma Key by Stephen King. You have to read it. If not, you're really missing out.

A close second to that would be Bag of Bones by Stephen King.

Read them. Trust me, you'll like them.

My favorite short stories would include The Outsider and The Shadow Over Innsmouth by Lovecraft, The Old Man at the Bridge and Ten Indians by Hemingway, N. by Stephen King and Ligeia by Poe.

I don't watch much T.V. But when I do, I usually just watch Supernatural (a ruiner of great myths) or the X-Files. I also like Tales From the Crypt, the Twilight Zone, and Alfred Hitchcock. I like the news too...

I watch a lot of movies. My favorites include The Libertine, Braveheart, Passion of the Christ, House of 1000 corpses, Devil's Rejects, Bram Stoker's Dracula (it's no where near as good as the book), The Lost Boys and it's little sequel, the Nightmare on Elm Street series, Star Wars Episode III, Cloverfield...I like the Batman series too. All of them. I'm one of those people-perhaps the one person-who thinks Nicholson's Joker is creepier than Ledger's. Oh, by the way, Michael Keaton was the best batman. Christian Bale's is pretty good though.

I also really liked Ravenous. You have to check that one out.

I like to read. I refused to have cable connected to my T.V. I don't get out much. I quit my job. I have an I.Q. of 138. I used most of that intelligence to craft clever ways of annoying my co-workers. Though I'm straight, I get hit-on a lot by gay men. I can't tell when chicks are attracted to me. If ever they are. They should be more open about it, like gay men. I have three friends outside of this site. None of them are on here, nor do any of them take writing as seriously as I do. I'm a flake. I guess that's why my jokes are bad. I'm 23. I'm living with my parents. I'm finished.

Any single ladies out there dig the above description?

I enjoy any type of book, so long as it's well written. And by well written I don't mean grammar and spelling, though that's nice too. I mean the author just tells the story. I absolutely hate James Patterson. He writes like a 9 year old. Honestly people, compare that essay you wrote in third grade (probably about Power Rangers, no? Mine was Aliens) to anything Patterson has written. I'll wait here.............See the similarities? Told you so.




Concerning storywrite: I love to read. Short stories especially. But there are two very annoying problems I consistently run into on this site: long winded descriptions that a lot of people term 'poetic' and stories that have no real plot and try to be 'emotional.'

There are some authors on here that just love to over-describe things, particularly the weather, nature and their characters surroundings.

For some authors, (this is based on a certain story on here whose first paragraph is entirely about the moon) it takes them 53 words to describe the bright beauty of the moon. How about 'the moon was bright.' Now, move on to the fucking story!

Then there are authors (I use the term loosely here) that want to tell you all about a character's problems, about how sad those problems are and insinuate how sad you should be about reading about such sad problems. Um...No. Just shut the fuck up and tell the story.

There are a lot of author's pages like the above too. Cry cry cry.
Anyway...(Mine sounds a little like that now, doesn't it?)

I try not to be an ass. but...I'm crass. I curse. A lot. I'm not the one you want to tell your problems to, unless they be real problems.



The LATEST news:



I'm currently writing a sequel to 'Club Blood' called 'Let it Bleed.' You know, the Stones tune, right? It's going to be a novel, as it turns out. The first chapter alone is about 50 pages long. Yep...



I'm now the happiest fucker to walk the earth-my divorce is now final.









HA HA HA

Jokes on me.

It's still not funny. No matter how hard I try...


That's my page, until something else completely random but equally unimportant comes to mind...