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I am the artist formely known as Mrs. Masterbation. Long story...wanna know ask. But for really now:

Name: Ashley Nicole
Age: 101yrs and 11 months

*be who you are and say what you feel, because those who matter don't mind and those who mind don't matter* -dr. seuss

17 years old
11 piercings
1 life
I am a straight edge and proud. I am also vegetarian. Meat is murder and I el-oh-ve-ee polar bears and apple juice. but i love chowder more!
Stereotype = NOT TRUE!!!
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I MUST be VIOLENT
Not true, I am NOT violent and if you call me that again...i will...smother you with huggies
lolz


my future ex husband (lol):

http://i254.photobucket.com/albums/hh83/xxKarixxGuillotinexx/OLI.jpg

orgasmic much?

i love this guy and miss him even more!


http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z276/grrawr1991/RIPPATRICK.jpg

before he became a scene kid:

http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z276/grrawr1991/20060607_030811_CD07_vigilmug1.jpg

Rest In Peace

Mah Sister for life!

http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z276/grrawr1991/suzi.jpg

Suzy Q

Me Now:
http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z276/grrawr1991/100_0381.jpg

Me in about 2 or 3 years:

http://i290.photobucket.com/albums/ll259/91kb91/731613409_m.jpg

lol
wanna know the truth?

Orgy


ily vanity
you=my life
not a force in the world can ever make me prepared for what i am diving into, but i know its coming and i am holding my breath


My Stories

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  • LoSt
    I know everything is ok, 1
    100 words, February 26
  • Senior Seminar Paper(ignore)
    700 words, 1 comment, August 25, 2008
  • excpectations from a 17 year old?
    i have to know1 / what love is2 / if he'll hurt me3 / what i have to do4 / i have to see5
    <100 words, 5 comments, May 20, 2008. In
  • hello! good bye?
    you come in the room1 / and make our eyes meet2 / just so that i know3 / you hate me.4 / you walk up behi
    100 words, 2 comments, May 20, 2008

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Guest Book

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  • MetroHollywoodTeen on January 26
    Here is a joke

    This beautiful woman one day walks into a doctors office and the doctor is bowled over by how stunningly awesome she is. All his professionallism goes right out the window...

    He tells her to take her pants, she does, and he starts rubbing her thighs.

    "Do you know what I am doing?" asks the doctor?

    "Yes, checking for abnormalities." she replies.

    He tells her to take off her shirt and bra, she takes them off. The doctor begins rubbing her breasts and asks, "Do you know what I am doing now?", she replies, "Yes, checking for cancer."

    Finally, he tells her to take off her panties, lays her on the table, gets on top of her and starts having sex with her. He says to her, "Do you know what I am doing now?"

    She replies, "Yes, getting herpies - thats why I am here!"
  • MetroHollywoodTeen on January 16
    Yeah, I was born from a man. LOL
  • MetroHollywoodTeen on January 16
    Cum sponge.
    LOL. JK
    Love Ya
    Take away my pic
    Its BAD
  • MetroHollywoodTeen on October 10, 2008
    *Cough* Dork

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