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Heyy, my name is Jesseh, others like to call me Jess. I'm not a damn soup can, so don't label me. I'm not perfect nor ever will be. I'm a fighter not a lover. My fav colors happen to be Neon Green,Neon Red,Neon Blue,Neon Purple,Neon Pink. If you want to talk shit about me, say it to my face :]. Other wise shut the hell up. So go blow the foot ball team, and come up with some better shit :]. Yes I know I'm also called a "Druggie", but do you know anything about me, um let's see? No you don't, so once again shut the fuck up.
Because chances are, your going to end up getting knocked up at the age of 20, and living in a cock roach infested aparment. I'm funny, I'm random, Flirty, Deep. And cold to those whom I hate. My certificate says 6/6/1995. Count that up, and you'll know my age :]. I also happen to walk down the school halls of Lake Forest Middle School or rather slide down the halls [Lol Chealise].
You can most likely catch me in the Bradley Mall every weekend. I'm not judge mental, I do not judge people for what they do or what religon or what race they are. My best friends are, Ceylan [We've known each other for 3 years I love you best friend, we have the most fucked up/funny conversations ever xD.], Dillion S. [I'm glad I met you, baha he is a kick ass guy, if you hurt him, I'll sit on youuuu.] , Miranda Abell [We've known each other for 3 years she's a great friend, helped me with guy troubles, love you bff, and your a great mommy for your son !], Amanda G. [She's an awesome girl, she be my sister in law, don't fuck with her], Steven A. [best fucking brother ever, don't think about dissing him or I'll make your life a living hell.], Ricky R [Lol he's a funnier than hell guy. Hurt him, I'll sit on you, but also get ready to get your ass kicked, he'll go fist of fury on yo ass!], Kim W. [My my, the times we had playing bloody knuckles in school during spanish xDD. Your a great friend !, Crista [We met at the mall, and she's a good friend aswell, fuck with her then it's nice knowing you .], Dakota S. [He's a good friend, speaks what he wants to, and doesn't give a rats ass what you think of him.]




*SW Family*
Andy Stephson *Dad*
Tiger-Lily *Mommy*
Lize *Daughter*
Blue Butterfly *Nice sister*
LittleMissChrissie *Long lost sister*
Woozie *Cousin*
Aaeze *Cousin*

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  • Neomaxizoondweebie on April 16
    I'd love to be friends!
  • xxmomoxxx on January 28
    hey wow i dont remember saying "heyy!!" at all but ya u sound like my twin lmao deff message me we have LOADS in common ;] basementrat@hotmail.com
  • LittleMissChrissie on January 24
    Hellooo

    I haven't talked to you in a very, very, very, very long time!

    How are you?

    C
  • Aaez on December 31, 2008
    I'm your cousin?

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