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Hi! I won't tell you my name, only that I'm Maltese and my surname is Zammit. (If you scroll down in the quotes, you'll find my real name!)

I have an evil side too. His name's Yofun (Rage in Japanese). He's very evil and...well...my polar opposite!

My date of birth is: 26.03.1994

Let's see now...I like alot of things and I hate very few things. ^-^

I've been writing since I was in the second grade. My father is a writer on Melitensis.

I love reading manga. My favourites are:
*Naruto
*Death Note
*Fruits Basket
*Dragon Knights
*Ghost Hunt
*Alichino
*Van Von Hunter

I like playing games too. My faves are:
*SSX 3
*Kingdom Hearts series
*Racing games of any kind
*Rayman
*Jak and Daxter series
*Devil May Cry series

My favourite music:
*Rock
*Pop
*Rap
*Hip-Hop
*Disney Music/Soundtracks
*Basically everything 'cept country.

My faves movies:
*Back to the Future series
*Lord of the Rings series
*Harry Potter series
*TimeLine

My favourite books:
*Lord of the Flies
*Goodnight Mr Tom
*Walk Two Moons
*Harry Potter
*Lord of the Rings
*Shakespeare stuff

Famous People who Share my Birthday:
*Kazuhiko Inoue - Hatake Kakashi's Voice Actor
*Keira Knightley
*Joseph Cambell
*Franz Stangl
*Oscar Sala
*Elio de Angelis
*Natsuhiko Kyogoku, Japanese writer
*Yui, Japanese singer
*Hiromi Uehara, Japanese jazz pianist
*Vicki Lawrence

Famous people who died on my Birthday:
*Ludwig van Beethoven
*Spiridon Louis, Greek runner, first to win modern Olympics Marathon

Favourite Actors/Actresses/Writers/Poets:
*Pablo Francisco
*Jeff Dunham
*Mitchell Musso
*Emily Osment
*Miley Cyrus
*Keira Knightley

*Deborah Anne Abela
*Vincent Zammit
*Rick Riordan

*Pam Ayres
*Charles Causely

Random things about Me:
*I play the piano.
*I write...alot.
*I surf the web.
*I read...alot!
*I like swordfighting.
*I draw...alot! And I'm good at it!
*I am a History freak...big one!
*I am Japanese obsessed: I try to speak it, I love mangas and animes.
*I watch Italian TV and American TV.
*I somewhat like doing chores for my mum, especially since it means alot since she had breast cancer in the past.
*I like doing quizzes.
*I invent my stories in the shower.
*I love to act.
*I can sing.
*I am a good runner. I am an even better swimmer!
*I like to rant on and on and on!
*I hate making drabbles.
*My brother tries to give me swirlies (that was irrelevent!).
*I love dogs.
*I love animals of all kind!
*I am a sword-fighting fan.
*I am a Marshal Arts fan.
*I love Andrew Lyodd Webber's plays! Joseph and the Technicoloured Dreamcoat is my fabourite, then Jesus Christ Super Star!
*I want to be a lab technician in Hospital when I graduate from University.
*I will one day be an author, so don't be surprised if one of my books hits a store near you in the next few years!
*I think Italian guys or Spanish guys are the cutest in the world!
*I love the Gladiator Soundtrack and the movies Ben Hur and Gladiator!
*My English teacher says I'm ready for my O-Level/GCSE even though I'm two years away.
*I love to goof off with friends!
*I'm great at making calendars! XD X3 XP I personalize them every year!
*I love people who have/who are really light hair/blondes! Seriously, I love them!
*I am an oldies Fan. I especially like The Beatles, Queen, Oasis, and some others I forgot.
*My music varies. I don't listen to the same genre all the time. I listen to different stuff!
*I'm addicted to Maltesers.
*I'm in love with the Eurovision.
*I can imitate people from television shows and PS2 Games. Examples are characters from Hannah Montana and The Suite Life and Phil of the Future, and from games Kingdom Hearts series and SSX 3.
*I love that commercial from Discovery Channel, I Love The Whole World! I've been singing it non-stop at school!
*I love the Potter Puppet Pals.

Languages I now:
*Japanese (very little!)
*Spanish (very little!)
*Italian
*English
*Maltese (duh!)
*German (stopped learning after two years though!)

Celebrity Crushes:
*Mitchell Musso
*Jason Dolley
*Jason Earles
*Tony Vincents
*Jerome Pradon
*Shin Koyamada.

Current Obsessions:
*Hannah Montana
*Naruto
*The Suite Life of Zach and Cody
*Wizards of Waverly Place
*American Dragon, Jake Long
*Back to the Future
*Phil of the Future
*Percy Jackson and the Olympians
*Agent Angel
*Pirates of the Carribean
*Death Note

Fave Pairings (in no particular order!):
*Hannah Montana: Liley; Loe; Loliver; Mikayla/Jackson; Lackson; Mikiley; Mikayla/Liley; Moliver
*Naruto: NaruSaku, ShikaIno, KibaHina; PeinKonan; JiraTsu; NaruSasu; NaruHina.
*The Suite Life of Zach and Cody: Londie
*Wizards of Waverly Place: Alex/Harper
*American Dragon, Jake Long: Jake/Rose
*Phil of the Future: Phill/Keely
*Percy Jackson and the Olympians: Percy/Annabeth

Best Friends For Life (BBFLs)!:
Chanelle
Emily
Jeanine
Luisa
Maria
Martina
Michelle
Stephanie
Suzanne

Charmed Sisterz:
Luisa AKA Phoebe
Chanele AKA Piper
Suzanne AKA Prue
Which makes me Paige!

Family:
Siblings: 1 brother, Robert.
Parents: 2, my mum (Anna) and my dad (Vincent)
Aunties and Uncles (Maternal): Carmen, Tessie, Lawrence.
Aunties and Uncles (Paternal): Charles, Doris and Dominic (twins), Mary Rose.
Cousins (Maternal): Lorraine and Andrew (siblings), Patrick and Claire (siblings), James.
Cousins (Paternal): Christian and Joseph and Anne-Marie (siblings), Denise and Maria who is dead (siblings), Andrew and Michael (siblings).
Grandparents (Maternal): Josephine and Joseph Mary
Grandparents (Paternal): Joseph who is dead and Rita.

Quotes:

1)Ms Claudia (History, Media, English) : Freeze!
Me: But Ms!
Ms Claudia: I said Freeze!
Me: (freezes in seat)

2)Luisa: Can I use your cousin's picture as my display picture on MSN?
Me: Lu, you have a problem.

3)Me: I hate people who are obbsessed over stuff...like the High School Musical phenomenal.
Stephi: You're obbsessed with Naruto, hypocrite.

4)Me: Do you mind if I burst into song?
Suzy: No...(unsure)
Me: Yey! (starts singing)

5)Ms. Elisa (English, PSD) : You know, you're ready for your O-Levels, even if you are only 14.
Me: Form-mistress-and-my-favourite-teacher-say-what?!

6)Steffi: Ms, I'm a girl!
Ms. Elisa: Really? Hadn't noticed!
(later)
Steffi: Ms...still a girl!
(much later)
Steffi: I'm a Martian!
Ms. Elisa: Martian? From Mars, right?
Steffi: No! From Jupiter!

7)Ms. Erika (Chemistry, Biology) : You have a test. Begin.
Me: (talking to a friend. Turn attention to teacher (standing in front row) and shout) CHEMISTRY TEACHER SAY WHAT?!

8)Maria Rosa: How many new teachers are we gonna need this year? Seriously, I'm hating saying what my name is, where I live and what my hobbies are to every new face I meet!

9)Maria Rosa: Did you see Minutemen?
Me: Yep! It rocks!
Maria Rosa: Jason Dolley Rocks.
Me: Yes. Yes he does.

10)Me: So what's your new bugdie's name?
Patrick: Spikey!

11)Me: Ms, do you say Pythagoras Theorum or Theory?
Ms Borg (Maths) : (speechless)
Martina: (whisper to me) Wow...a Math teacher and she doesn't know!
(NOTE: She isn't that bad. My teacher was having a bad day.)

12)Me and Sue: (singing to All Star)
Lu: You guys are cruel...(bummed that she can't listen to the MP4 too)

13)Martina: I'm so sorry!
Me: It's OK!
Martina: (getting frantic) I'M SO SORRY!
Me: Seriously, shut up!
Martina: It's not abuse, you know!
Me: (looking away) Yes I know! (look at her. She is licking her lips, like she thinks I'm hot) Martina, that's abuse...

14)Martina: (saw me writing Miley Cyrus on a piece of paper and handing it to a friend) OH EM GEE! YOU LIKE HER!
Me: Yes I do. She's a great singer and actress. (looks at Martina) Martina, you're so innuendo.

14)(Dancing in the middle of the corridor at school after getting the news that we've been chosen to go to Sicily with the school with another 11 students)
Me, Gaby, Kim, Lu: Andare a Palermo!
Gaby: Wait...isn't it Andiamo? Andare's the infinitive, right?
(silence)
All: WE'RE GOING TO PALERMO!

15)Luisa: I didn't even notice you were gone till break!
Me: IT'S ABOUT TIME!

16)Me: Guys, can we stop talking about guys? I never even had a boyfriend...
Chanelle: REALLY?!
Luisa: You have Stefan...
Me: Stefan. Is. Just. A. Friend. He doesn't know I like him.
Jessica: What the hell are you waiting for then, girl?! Tell him!
Me: Chan, did you seriously think I had a boyfriend before.
Chanelle: Just surprised.
Daniella: With her, she only picks up the mature ones!
Everyone: Hah!
Chanelle: Not true! Don't even talk to my about mature!

17)Me: You can use Wikipedia, I guess.
DataAndrd: Are you actually tell me to use (gasp) Wikipedia!?

18)Me: Me and Luisa discovered we have something in common!
Gaby: What?
Me: We both listen to our MP4s and dance around the room before we go to bed.
Gaby: In other words you're both dorks.

19)(Chanelle told Martina that unless she gets 15 signatures from 15 different classmates she will kiss her feet. Martina accepted. I am acting as a judge and lawyer here.)
Chanelle: Help me!
Me: Who invented this idea in the first place?
Kim, Martina, Thea: Chanelle!
Chanelle: But-
Me: So...who's guilty?
(We all point to Chanelle. She is bewildered)
Me: Guilty as charged.
Chanelle: But!
Me: Overruled!

20)Chanelle: You'll help me in the test right?
Me: Cheating...fine...
Kim: Don't froget me!
Me: OK!
Rebecca: And me!
Me: No.
Rebecca: Why?
Me: My services are limited to two people only!
Rebecca: But I-
Me: OBJECTION AND OVERRULED!

21) (Me and Martina through SMS)
Me: I need a favour. Will you do it?
Martina: Depends what it is...what is it?
Me: I need you to tear something up from Form 1 because I can't seem to do it myself.
Martina: DON'T WORRY! I'm the person for the job. But, what is it? I want to know what I'm tearing, you see. Very Curious.
Me: A poem about how much my life was like hell in Form 1.
Martina: Yey! OK OK, I'm in I'm in!
Me: You're sure eager...I'm not surprised being as that's you, normally...

22) Me: I need a boyfriend and I need one NOW!
Martina: I'm in Gozo eating an oriental dish. Tell me how I'm going to get you a boyfriend from here!

23) Me: I'm radiating hate...
Chanelle: Heat or Hate?
Me: Hate.
Chanelle: I know it's hot yeah and that you radiate heat, but how can your radiate hate?!
Me: I don't really know...

24) Mr Elton (Physics): What's that, Victoria?
Me: That's Japanese sir. I'm trying to translate it. (Five seconds later) And I have!
Mr Elton: God Bless you. Now, can we start the lesson please?

25) (Martina had just found out I had a crush on her. She wasn't speaking to me at all.)
Me: (go up to her desk, slam my hand on it and sigh) Look at me. I want to talk to you. (she looks) I didn't tell you the truth because I wanted it to end, our friendship, I mean. I did it because you're my friend, and I can't help seeing you as more than that. (another sigh) I hope that cleared things out, and I'm sorry for hurting you or if I did anything bad by letting you learn the truth.
THE ABOVE IS MY GREATEST MOMENT/QUOTE OF MY LIFE

26) Me: What are those pigeons doin'?
Emi: They're brooding!
Me: They're what?!
Emi: I don't know...
Me: Maybe they're laying eggs!
Emi: Pigeons lay eggs?!

27) Me: I don't want to go back to prison...
Michelle: Huh?
Me: School...
Michelle: So I'm your prison inmate?!

28) Emi: What did she say in the movie?
Me: I think it was 'Hips, Tits, Lips, and Bum.'
Emi: Hmm...we should so use that on MSN!
Me: Yeah true!
Emi: Let's add a 'bam' at the end!
Me: OK!

29) Chan: I had to turtles and now they have a baby!
Me: Coooool! How does turtle pregnancy work though?
Chan: I dunno!
Me: Maybe they lay eggs...
Chan: They do.
Me: So they don't get pregnant!!

30) Me: Someone's been writing on my desk...
Martina: Vic, you're getting popular!!

31) Me: What's your beef with it?
Emily: My what?!
Me: It's an expression...
Emily: Can't it be pork?

32) Michelle: I have a pet bird named Sophie.
Me: It's still alive?!
Everyone in class including teacher: (laughing)

33) Jeanine: I have a pet horse I play polo on.
Luisa: A horse that plays waterpolo?!

34) Me: WhateverthatwasIdidnotdoit!!

35) Me: Hey! Have a good sum-No fair! You're taller than me!!

36) Martina: You make people cry with your videos!
Me: I don't intend to!
Martina: Admit it...you like it...
Me: Yes, I do! But I can't help but make people cry! I show others I care! Unfortunately, I can't do that without making them cry!

37) Martina: I hate you! You make me cry!
Me: No you don't! You love me!
Martina: ...Oh shit...yeah I do...

38) Vanessa: (eyes closed, standing in the outdoor corridor)
Me: (bouncing out of class) FRESH AIR!!!
Vanessa: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
Me: What?
Vanessa: You gave me a fright!
Me:...Lol.

39) Me: (to Chanelle and Martina) You two are the roots of my problems...why do I put up with you?
Martina: I don't know...
Chanelle: 'Coz you love us!
Me: Yeah I do...

40) Drama Teacher: OK, Vic we're going to crucify you.
Me: WHAT?!

Personal Quotes:
Todo per mi amigos.
Hugs, tears and kisses all around!
You're weird...that's why you're my friend!
OK. Seriously. Shut up...
Urm...what?
The Lord works in mysterious ways.
Goodbyes are so final...See you sounds much better. So...see you.
Talk to me. I'm listening.