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Girl: Slow down. I’m scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it’s not. Please, it’s too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
*Girl hugs him*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? It’s bugging me.
(In the paper the next day)
A motorcycle crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, only one survived.

The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn’t want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him & felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.

If you would ever do this for someone....then post this on your page.

can you raed tihs? Olny srmat poelpe can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. If you can raed tihs cpoy and ptsae tihs on yuor porilfe!



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For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely randomly random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.


~~put this on your site if you LOVE the Wii and hate the ppl that sit down and play Wii sports~~


~If you're AGAINST abortion, put this on your page~
Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.




------GIRL FACTS:
---When a girl bumps into your arm while walking she wants you to hold her hand
---When she wants a hug she will just stand there
---When you break a girls heart, she still feels it when you run into each other 3 years later.
---When a girl is quiet, millions of things are running through her mind.
---When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.
---When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions, she is wondering how long you will be around.
---When a girl answers, "I'm fine, " after a few seconds, she is not at all fine.
---When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are so wonderful.
---When a girl lays her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be hers forever.
---When a girl says that she can't live without you, she has made up her mind that you are her future.
---When a girl says, "I miss you, " no one in this world can miss you more than that
---When a girl is mean to you after a breakup she wants you back, but she's scared she'll get hurt and knows you're gone forever


...Have You Ever...
() Smoked a cigarette
() Drank so much you threw up
(x) Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back
() Been arrested
() Gone on a blind date
(x kinda) Skipped school
() Seen someone die
() Been to Canada
(x) Been to Florida
() Been to Mexico
(x) Been on a plane
(x) Been lost
() Been on the opposite side of the country
(x) Gone to Washington , DC
(x) Swam in the ocean
(x) Felt like dying....
(x) Cried yourself to sleep
(x) Played cops and robbers
() Recently colored with crayons
(x i think it was) Sang karaoke badly
() Paid for a meal with only coins
(x) Done something you told yourself you wouldn't
() Made prank phone calls
() Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose
() Laughed until liquid came out of the other end
(x) Caught a snowflake on your tongue.
(x) Danced in the rain
(x never sent it just left it by the tree) Written a letter to Santa Clause
() Been kissed under the mistletoe
(x) Watched the sun rise with someone you care about
(x) Blown bubbles
() Made a bonfire on the beach
() Crashed a party
(x) Gone roller-skating
(x) Ice-skating


(x) I'm single
() I'm in a relationship
() I'm engaged
() I've had someone cheat on me.
() I've gone on a blind date.
() I've been the dumpee more than the dumper.
(x) I miss someone right now.
() have a fear of commitment.
(x) I have a fear of abandonment.
() I've cheated in a relationship.
() I've been the cheatee ( if that means that you were the person some cheated on their gf/bf with )
() I've gotten divorced
(x) I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
(x) I've told someone I loved them
() I've kept something from a past relationship.


Honesty/Crime

() I am a terrible liar... sometimes.
() I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't
(x) I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
() I've snuck out of my house.
() I have lied to my parents about where I am.
(x) I am keeping a secret from the world
(x) I've cheated while playing a game.
(x) I've cheated on a test.
() I've run a red light.
() I've been suspended from school.
() I've witnessed a crime.
() I've been in a fist fight.
() I've been arrested.
(x i did not know at the time) I've shoplifted


Drugs/Alcohol

() I've consumed alcohol.
() I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months.
() I've taken painkillers when I didn't need them.
(x) I have cough drops when I'm not sick.
(x) I can't swallow pills.
() I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem
() I have been diagnosed with clinical depression.
() I shut others out when I'm depressed.
() I take anti-depressants.
() I'm anorexic or bulimic.
() I've slept an entire day when I didn't need it.
() I'm addicted to adrenaline
() I've hurt myself on purpose
() I'm addicted to self harm
() I've woken up crying.
(x) I've cried myself to sleep.


Death and Suicide

()I'm afraid of dying.
(x) I hate funerals.
() I've seen someone die.
() Someone I know has attempted suicide.
(x) Someone close to me has committed suicide.
() I've attempted suicide.


Random

(x i think) I can sing well.
(x sometimes) I open up to others easily.
() I watch the news.
() I don't kill bugs.
() I hate hearing songs that sacrifice meaning for the sake of being able to rhyme.
() I curse regularly.
() I sing in the shower.
() I am a morning person.
() I paid for my cell phone ring tone.
() I'm a snob about grammar.
(x) I am a sports fanatic.
(x) I twirl my hair
() have "x"s in my screen name
(x In somethings) I love being neat
(x) I've copied more than 30 CD's in a day
(x) I bake well.
(x) My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red or blue
(x) I would wear pajamas to school.
() I like Martha Stewart.
(x) I know how to shoot a gun.
(x) I am in love with love.
(x) I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
() I laugh at my own jokes.
() I eat fast food weekly
(x) I believe in ghosts.
(x) I am online 24/7, even as an away message.
() I've not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class.
() I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.
(x) I am really ticklish.
(x) I love white chocolate
(x) I bite my nails
(x) I play video games
(x) I'm good at remembering faces.
() I'm good at remembering names.
() I'm good at remembering dates.
(x) I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
() I have tried to join a circus and failed

(x) My answers are totally honest ~Got this from inkling's page.