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Hi! Welcome to my awesome profile! I should forewarn you, it's pretty long.

Twerds-
If you're Team Edward - GO GO GO!!! WOOHOOO!!!
If you're Team Jacob - well...at least you've read Twilight
If you're Team Switzerland - Not bad. At least you're still a potential for Team Edward

Anyway, my name is Emma! I'm a 14-year-old girl and i live in Florida. I like reading, writing (obviously ), acting, swimming, and lots of other stuff. I write mostly fantasy and sci-fi but some realistic fiction too. I'm totally obsessed with two things: The Twilight Saga and Doctor Who. If you have no idea what those are, i suggest you Google them, pronto.

I listen to a lot of music; lots of pop and some rock and country. My favorites are Jason Mraz, Lily Allen, Taylor Swift, Jordin Sparks, They Might Be Giants, KT Tunstall, Carrie Underwood, Natasha Bedingfield, Suzanne Vega, Billie Piper and lots more. My current favorite songs are:

1. "I'm Yours" by Jason Mraz
2. "So What" by P!nk
3. "Alfie" by Lily Allen
4. "Disturbia" by Rihanna
5. "The Dynamo of Volition" by Jason Mraz
6. "Kidnap the Sandy Claws" from Nightmare Before Christmas
7. "What's This?" from Nightmare Before Christmas
8. "Hopeless" by KT Tunstall
9. "Hold On" by KT Tunstall
10. "Viva La Vida" by Coldplay
11. "Paper Planes" by M.I.A.
12. "Handlebars" by Flobots
13. "American Boy" by Estelle & Kanye West

i could go on forever, but i'll stop there

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What I'm currently reading:

-"Leven Thumps and the Gateway to Foo" by Obert Skye
-"The Subtle Knife" by Philip Pullman
-"Fablehaven" by Brandon Mull
-"The Feast of the Drowned" by Stephen Cole

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Here are some of my favorite quotes (why, yes, i AM planning on posting random stuff at random times!):

"You can't have everything. I mean, where would you put it?"
-Steven Wright

"People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but actually, from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a great big ball of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey -- stuff."
-The Doctor, "Doctor Who: Blink"

"And so the lion fell in love with the lamb."
"What a stupid lamb."
"What a sick, masochistic lion."
-Edward & Bella, "Twilight"

"Who looks at a screwdriver and thinks, 'Ooh! This could be a little more sonic!'"
-Donna Noble, "Doctor Who"

"I feel like I just found out my favorite love song was written about a sandwich."
-Jane, "27 Dresses"

"Why am I covered in feathers?"
"I bit a pillow or two."
"You -- BIT a PILLOW?! Why?!"
-Bella & Edward, "Breaking Dawn"

"You nicknamed my daughter after the LOCH NESS MONSTER?!"
-Bella, "Breaking Dawn"

"So, Giles, got anything to make this day any worse?"
"How about the end of the world?"
"Knew I could count on you."
-Buffy and Giles, "Buffy the Vampire Slayer"

"Let's just say I'm a friend."
"What if I don't want a friend?"
"I didn't say I was yours."
-Angel and Buffy, "Buffy the Vampire Slayer"

i'll add more later

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My SW friends:
donuts-and-music (Talia - TWISTED SHRIMP!)
Thorn-on-the-Rose
kiwiluver
crosscountry07 (*sings Doctor Who theme* booweeooo booweeoooo!)
Eresipel (TEAM EDWARD!)
flaire-rockfire
Rearose
Silver Phoenix
Lover of Jonas (Twilighters unite!)
Lawliet (WHOVIAN!!)
Fresian (Just plain awesome)

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My name is Sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake
I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get
Just one whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!" I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy
Murdered me.

We need to stop child abuse!
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POTTER PUPPET PALS ROCK!!!!

If you don't know what they are, click this link. Although if you haven't read Harry Potter you might have a little trouble understanding them...

http://potterpuppetpals.com/

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My faves:

Favorite actors/actresses: David Tennant, Billie Piper, Catherine Tate, Amanda Bynes, Steve Carell, Anne Hathaway
Favorite colors: Blue, black, lime green, silver
Favorite TV shows: Doctor Who, Torchwood, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Psych, American Idol, SpongeBob, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Malcolm in the Middle, Ghost Whisperer
Favorite movies: Pirates of the Caribbean, NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS!, MirrorMask, Stardust, X-Men, Spider Man--all those superhero movies.
Favorite books (non-series): Prom Nights From Hell, Coraline
Favorite series: TWILIGHT!, Harry Potter, House of Night, Sisters Grimm, Percy Jackson, Uglies
Words to describe me: Eccentric, weird, Twihard, Whovian

Stuff I Hate:
-Math. 'Nuff said.
-The color gray. I like silver, but I HATE that bland, dull gray.
-Backstabbers
-Caius from Twilight. HE'S SO ZARKING ANNOYING!!!
-Spinach. It's slimy.
-Heavy rap. You know, the kind that cuss every other word and are about nothing but sex
-Writer's block. ARRRRRRGHHHHHH!!!!

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Here are some awesome websites! (I'm 14, so there's nothing inappropriate)

www.zazzle.com
www.icanhascheezburger.com
www.gallifreyone.com
www.stepheniemeyer.com

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I'm forever blowing bubbles
Pretty bubbles in the air.
They fly so high
They touch the sky
And like my dreams they fade and die.
Fortunes always hiding; I've looked everywhere.
I'm forever blowing bubbles
Pretty bubbles in the air.

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Facts about Moi:

-I'm about 4'9" tall
-I'm a little scared of heights
-Clowns creep me out
-My mom embarrasses me
-I had cancer when I was a baby
-I've never cut my hair in my life. Not even a trim.
-I hate math, and I'm not good at it, either.
-I'm really weird
-TEAM EDWARD PEOPLE, TEAM EDWARD!

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Notes on my Trophies:

Golds - 1) On "Into the Night" in Bloody Ecstasy: Vampires and Prompts by Fresian; 2) On "Changed" in Pictures and Titles: A Display of Words by Fresian; 3) On "Trouble Sleeping" in Who Wants A Prompt? Again... by Inkling; 4) On "Blizzard" in Prompt Contest by Savage

Silvers - 1) On "Life After Love" in L.I.F.E by Prim-Rose; 2) On "Into the Night" in Supernatural by Storms; 3) On "Awakening" in Prompts for everyone! by Shadowed Phoenix; 4) On "A Second Chance" in Happy Turkey Day! by donuts-and-music.

Honerable Mention - On "Bitten" in Exceptional Stories To Be Published by Andy Stephenson.

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That's all I have to say, except...if you were bored enough to read this whole thing, please take the time to read at least one of my stories!!!! thanks.

~emma~