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Oh My God! I hate people who enjoy themselves a Tad too much!

I also think it is annoying how people take so many things for granted, Especially since some people do not have much, and yet they do not complain.

I HATE Drama, Because so many people start it with me, and when I Simply voice my opinion they all pick, and Pick, And PICK until I am at the edge of a cliff. I have to say, I want all of those Arrogant, Stuck up, and just plain rude people to fall into an abnormally large manhole.

I want to clear these hateful thoughts from my mind, Breathe In, Breathe out, Breathe in, AHHHHHH! This is Not working!!!

So, As to get my point across to help me start fresh, I have deleted all of my "Hateful" and "Sensless" Crap that shuld not even be considered poetry off of my new page.

I have deleted all of my Friends off of my page, because it is too hard to keep telling them who I am. It is much easier to help me make friends with them again, and for them to be friends with the New me, instead of them putting "Who the Phuck Are you???" Onto my page Due to name changes because of accumulated drama...

In attempt to make new friends, because I am very willing, I have also deleted the 10 users off of my ignore list in the hopes that they will not be as Stuck up, Nasty, Stalkerish, or Poser Emo as they are or were.

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Things that the members of Storywrite should know about me:

My favorite Bands Are:

Skillet
Breaking Benjamin
Secondhand Serenade
Evanescance
Lady Antabellum
Keith Urban
Nickelback
Papa Roach
Hinder
AAR

I Enjoy music tons, so there are plenty more, But I am Having a Severe Brain Fart, As Usual...

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Favorite Song:

Whispers In The Dark By: Skillet

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My Favorite Books:

Absolutely Positively Not
Child Called it
Perfect
Shug
And I am READING Coraline... And It is AH-MAZING!

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Favorite Movie:

I am Legend With the wonderful Actor, Will Smith.

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Favorite T.V Series:

Either Family guy or South park

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Favorite Food:

Either
Tacos
Lasagnia
Velveeta Mac & Cheese
Or Suddenly Pasta Salad.

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Favorite Dessert:

Cheese Cake, No Doubt!

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Favorite Fruit:

Apples! YUM!

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Favorite Quote:

"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it."

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"92% of American teens today would die if Abercrombie & Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. If you're part of the 8% that would be laughing their butts off, put this in your profile."
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[Put This On Your Page If you Were Abused Or Are Against Any Form Of It!]

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"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.
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If weird is good, strange is bad,
and odd is when you don't know which to call someone.
Weird is the same as different,
which is the same as unique,
than weird is good.
If you are weird and proud of it,
copy this onto your profile!
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If you would jump in front of a bullet for your girlfriend, boyfriend,
ex-girlfriend, ex-boyfriend, best friend, family member, or just a
person you love, post this onto your page...
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Hello and welcome to the mental health hotline.
If you are an obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6.
If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want; stay on the line while we trace your call.
If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transfered to the mother ship.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are a manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer.
If you are dyslexic, press 969696961001
If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the hash key until a representative comes on the line.
If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, phone number, date of birth, social security number, and your mother's maiden name.
If you have post-traumatic stress disorder, slowly and carefully press 000.
If you have bi-polar disorder, please leave a message after the beep, or before the beep. Or after the beep. Or before the beep. Please wait for the beep.
If you have short term memory loss, press 9. If you have short term memory loss, press 9. If you have short term memory loss, press 9. If you have short term memory loss, press 9.
If you have low self esteem, please hang up. All our operators are far too busy to talk to you.

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~To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity~

1. At lunch time sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if any slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice!
3. Every time someone asks you to do something ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffine addictions switch to expresso.
5. In your memo field of all your checks write "For Marijuana".
6. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
7. Specify that your drive-through order is To Go.
8. When the money comes out of the ATM scream "I won I won!"
9. When leaving the zoo start running towards the parking lot yelling "Run for your lives! They're loose!"
10. Tell your children over dinner "Due to the Economy we are going to have to let one of you go."

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16 Things to Do At Wal*Mart

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!"

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----- You know you live in 2010 when... -----
1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave .
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) add this to your profile if you fell for this, you know you did!
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:.:7 Ways to Scare your roommates:.:

7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..."
6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.
5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.
4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.
3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you are hungry.
2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"
1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer..."
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FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN... but it was fun!"
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only knows a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already knows not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only Accuaintences.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this ASAP
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98% of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol. Put this in your profile if you would Like to be chewing on a bagel right now...
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***If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile***
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***If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.***
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***If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste***
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***If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.***
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*** If you hate people who steal your style, paste this on your profile. ***

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*** If you more than daily question your sanity, paste this on your profile. ***
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***if you argue with yourself both out loud and in your head, Paste this on your profile!***
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(O.O) This is Mr.Bunny Please Paste him on your page
(>" )> in order to help Him with his mission to
/_|_\ DOMINATE the world!

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