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"It wasn't radioactive," the doctor said. "It was a Brown Recluse spider." "Fuck that." I said. "My spidey sense is tingling!" "That's nerve damage," he said.
-A Softer World


HELLO THERE.
I'm Dasha, or Trillian, as it goes on this site. I'm a cynical little teenager and I ask a lot of questions - that sums me up, pretty much. I like to think of myself as smart, and most would call me a nerd, but don't be fooled, I really hate high school - the dumbasses, the cliques, the mediocre teachers - what's there to like? Anyway, I live in the land of the mormons, as you can probably figure out by reading my author info below (I'm not mormon myself, though, atheist actually). I've loved reading and writing for as long as I can remember, and I do it for fun in my spare time, as well as when I have no time. I'm Russian by blood and culture, but American by birth.
A few of my favorite things:
(Books) The Giver, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Inkheart, Another Fine Myth, the Midnighters, Peeps, the Wheel of Time books, Hidden Talents, The Secret Garden, and that only skims the top.
(Webcomics) XKCD, A Softer World, Dinosaur Comics.
(Movies) Fight Club, Memento, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Juno, Ghostbusters, Pulp Fiction, I am Legend, The Chumscrubber, Equilibrium, Matrix Trilogy, Chicago.
(Bands) The Beatles, Pink Floyd, Yes, Fratellis, Genesis, King Crimson, Muse - really I listen to everything save for country and most rap.
(Shows) Doctor Who, House, Mythbusters, South Park. I don't really watch tv, though.
(Hobbies) Art en generale, writing (obviously), skiing, reading, hiking.
(Food) Ice cream, Indian food, ice cream, pie, ice cream, did I mention ice cream?
Anyway, I hope you like my random stories. Most of them have nothing to do with each other unless they're in a series, and most of them are in first person. I'm not that talented, but hell, I do enjoy it.
And now...
RANDOM QUOTES!!

"It's a compliment in their culture." I am never believing anything you say again.

Judge if you want. We are all going to die. I intend to deserve it.

When we kiss, I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't

See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil. But touch and taste all you want!

The voices in my head want to sing on American Idol.

My gramma has this joke where she says, "knock knock!" I say, "who's there?" She says, "I can't remember" and starts to cry

I should have been brave enough to ask your name, instead of screaming "I cannot contain my lust!" Now you probably think I'm a creep.

We heard that rice expands, exploding pigeons, so we mixed them some rice and glitter and held hands in the park.

The doctor laughed when I asked if he'd left new dosage instructions with my cat. So. One of you is lying.

I tried to save wishes by combining them. But diamond stripper cake? Actually kinda gross.

Love is like a kitten. Feisty and stupid and oh my gosh awesome and you want like six more when that one gets old.

The dark arts are just like every other drug. Not so interesting after you find out your mom does it.

I found a way to watch movies in your head. High definiton, instant replay. It's called having regrets.

I put the laughter in manslaughter!

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?

I take the 'the' out of psychotherapist

Jesus had two daddies, why can't I?

One fine day in the middle of the night, two dead boys came out to fight! Back to back they faced one another, drew their swords and shot each other. A deaf policeman heard the noise, came and shot the two dead boys. If you don't believe my lies, ask the blind man, he saw it too.

So if you're crazy, I don't care, you amaze me.


Of course, there are plenty more I can't think of right now. -shrug- Oh well, it's not like anyone reads these things anyway.

So keep on writing everyone!

Cheers!


Trillian