Hi everyone. I'm Dasha, or Trillian, and I may perhaps be the strangest person you'll ever meet (not counting Aurora, of course). I'm currently 14 and I live in the land of the Mormons, as you can probably figure out by reading my author info below. I've loved reading and writing for as long as I can remember, and I do it for fun in my spare time. I'm Russian by blood and culture, but American by birth.
A few of my favorite things:
(Books) Inkheart, The Giver, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series, Another Fine Myth (series), Twilight (series), Uglies (series), the Midnighters (series), Peeps (I guess it's a series too...), Eye of the World (series), Hidden Talents, The Secret Garden, Harry Potter (series), and that only skims the top.
(Movies) Fight Club, Memento, Juno, RENT, Stardust, Kill Bill, Pulp Fiction, I am Legend, Pirates of the Caribbean, The Chumscrubber, Equilibrium, Matrix Trilogy, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Chicago.
(Bands)Yes, Fratellis, Beatles, Genesis, King Crimson.
(Shows) Doctor Who, House, Mythbusters, Simpson's, South Park.
(Hobbies) Art en generale, writing (obviously), reading, skiing, hiking.
(Food) Ice cream, Indian food, ice cream, pie, ice cream, did I mention ice cream?
Anyway, I hope you like my random stories. Most of them have nothing to do with each other unless they're in a series, and most of them are in first person.
Be sure to check out some of these authors, both on SW and not. They are all amazing!
Robert Aspirin!!!
Cornelia Funke
Stephenie Meyer
Scott Westerfeld
Kurt Vonnegut
Lois Lowry
Robert Jordan
To be continued...
On SW:
FantasysDreamAurora
DoozerDan
Mitsuki-Sakura
ToXicBree
Killer Appitite
Tiger-Lily
ME! Just kidding
Actually I'm not kidding
Check me out man
And now...
RANDOM QUOTES!!
I put the laughter in manslaughter!
It's only funny until someone loses an eye, and then hey, free eye!
But remember, children. There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
I put the fun in funeral!
I take the 'the' out of psychotherapist
Putting the prod in productive.
America is getting more and more accepting. I won't be surprised if the next president is a woman. Or a gay. Or an asian... or all 3.
Jesus had two daddies, why can't I?
One fine day in the middle of the night, two dead boys came out to fight! Back to back they faced one another, drew their swords and shot each other. A deaf policeman heard the noise, came and shot the two dead boys. If you don't believe my lies, ask the blind man, he saw it too.
"Turn that frown upside down!.. that's a smile, not an upside down frown! Work on that too."
How do you document real life when real life's getting more like fiction each day?
I know karate, and 6 other Chinese words!
Hear no evil, speak no evil, see no evil. But touch and taste all you want!
The voices in my head want to sing on American Idol.
What did the Japanese pilot say? Nothing, he was frying the prane. (if you get this, good for you.)
If you were going to disappear forever, you made one mistake. You took my hat. I LIKE my hat.
The opposite of war isn't peace, it's creation!
So if you're crazy, I don't care, you amaze me.
Gravity makes the world go round!
You did WHAT? With WHO? For HOW MANY jelly beans?!
"I have a serious mental illness. Please give me a cat."
If cats always land on their feet and toast always lands the buttered side down, what will happen if you tie a cat to a piece of toast?
Hee hee... dying TICKLES!
So pretty I had to eat him.
Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
The ducks are always watching. Always.
And more sayings that I can't think of right now.
So keep on writing everyone!
Cheers!
Trillian =)
Hi, this is Aurora. I kinda...snuck onto Dashas account...anyway i wanted to say HOW MUCH DASHA ROCKS!! shes one of my best friends forever and she writes the BEST storys! and im in her current one ^^ anyway seeya dasha! keep writing!
~Aura~ *getting off your account now*
A few of my favorite things:
(Books) Inkheart, The Giver, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series, Another Fine Myth (series), Twilight (series), Uglies (series), the Midnighters (series), Peeps (I guess it's a series too...), Eye of the World (series), Hidden Talents, The Secret Garden, Harry Potter (series), and that only skims the top.
(Movies) Fight Club, Memento, Juno, RENT, Stardust, Kill Bill, Pulp Fiction, I am Legend, Pirates of the Caribbean, The Chumscrubber, Equilibrium, Matrix Trilogy, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Chicago.
(Bands)Yes, Fratellis, Beatles, Genesis, King Crimson.
(Shows) Doctor Who, House, Mythbusters, Simpson's, South Park.
(Hobbies) Art en generale, writing (obviously), reading, skiing, hiking.
(Food) Ice cream, Indian food, ice cream, pie, ice cream, did I mention ice cream?
Anyway, I hope you like my random stories. Most of them have nothing to do with each other unless they're in a series, and most of them are in first person.
Be sure to check out some of these authors, both on SW and not. They are all amazing!
Robert Aspirin!!!
Cornelia Funke
Stephenie Meyer
Scott Westerfeld
Kurt Vonnegut
Lois Lowry
Robert Jordan
To be continued...
On SW:
FantasysDreamAurora
DoozerDan
Mitsuki-Sakura
ToXicBree
Killer Appitite
Tiger-Lily
ME! Just kidding
Actually I'm not kidding
Check me out man
And now...
RANDOM QUOTES!!
I put the laughter in manslaughter!
It's only funny until someone loses an eye, and then hey, free eye!
But remember, children. There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
I put the fun in funeral!
I take the 'the' out of psychotherapist
Putting the prod in productive.
America is getting more and more accepting. I won't be surprised if the next president is a woman. Or a gay. Or an asian... or all 3.
Jesus had two daddies, why can't I?
One fine day in the middle of the night, two dead boys came out to fight! Back to back they faced one another, drew their swords and shot each other. A deaf policeman heard the noise, came and shot the two dead boys. If you don't believe my lies, ask the blind man, he saw it too.
"Turn that frown upside down!.. that's a smile, not an upside down frown! Work on that too."
How do you document real life when real life's getting more like fiction each day?
I know karate, and 6 other Chinese words!
Hear no evil, speak no evil, see no evil. But touch and taste all you want!
The voices in my head want to sing on American Idol.
What did the Japanese pilot say? Nothing, he was frying the prane. (if you get this, good for you.)
If you were going to disappear forever, you made one mistake. You took my hat. I LIKE my hat.
The opposite of war isn't peace, it's creation!
So if you're crazy, I don't care, you amaze me.
Gravity makes the world go round!
You did WHAT? With WHO? For HOW MANY jelly beans?!
"I have a serious mental illness. Please give me a cat."
If cats always land on their feet and toast always lands the buttered side down, what will happen if you tie a cat to a piece of toast?
Hee hee... dying TICKLES!
So pretty I had to eat him.
Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
The ducks are always watching. Always.
And more sayings that I can't think of right now.
So keep on writing everyone!
Cheers!
Trillian =)
Hi, this is Aurora. I kinda...snuck onto Dashas account...anyway i wanted to say HOW MUCH DASHA ROCKS!! shes one of my best friends forever and she writes the BEST storys! and im in her current one ^^ anyway seeya dasha! keep writing!
~Aura~ *getting off your account now*
- Last seen right now. Member since March 25, 2006.
- My mood is , and quote is ":D Craving chocolate".
- I am a 15 year old girl from Utah (United States)
- When I'm not writing, I'm bored out of my mind.
- Visit my homepage at melodramatic.com
- Contact me on
- MSN Messenger: supaglidergal@yahoo.com
- I am in the groups The Editors Corner
- I have 211 comments, 2 contests
My Stories
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They rolled my bed out of the room and down the hall. I was perfectly capable of walking, but the doc insisted. 1300 words, 1 comment, November 13
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What a psycho, I thought bitterly. Cute though.900 words, 1 comment, November 13
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"Why are you interested in time travel, and what makes you think I, of all people, should know anything about it?"
Guest Book
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DoozerDan : Hiiiii. on May 3How ya goin'? You've not uploaded much of late, still writing WHFO? I've only read chapter one thus far, but I will get to the rest sometime
Nice stuff there.
Oh, Love this quote: "I put the laughter in manslaughter" Hehehehe, wanna fit that in a story sometime. -
Killer Appitite : Arguing the Awsomeness on July 15, 2007Actually, im not arguing how awsome this is, but it makes a good testimonial subject title thingy. Good stories if a little random. Even though ive only read three so far. but Duck is a good nick name, you dont need to make it ducky or something else.
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DuchessAura of Brie : SQEEEEE!! on February 4, 2007Dasha is awesome because. just because. yuuup. DO NOT QUESTION HER AWESOMENEZZ (not allowed to use 'ness'...matt copywrited it >.>...) IF YOU QUESTION IT, YOU SHALL RECIEVE A DUCK WHO WATCHES YOUR EVERY MOVE!!! Got it? Good. Mkay, Dashas duckinezz outshines even her awesomenezz...And she rocks at writing stories...although she never finishes them -.-'
DASHA! YOUR NICKNAME IS NOW DUCKI!!! like Fuzzi...cept Ducki... lol. Ducki, DucDuc, Duckinezz, Duckins, lol some possible nicknames...yea your right, they suck.
love always
~Aura~
