TheRanter at Story write

I'm awesome, I don't need a page to show that...

Last seen right now. Member since March 7, 2008.
My mood is , and quote is "50TH BIRTHDAY! EAT PIE!".
I am a 14 year old person (United States)
When I'm not writing, I'm OWNING people.
I am in the groups Anything Group, Immature teens, Roleplaying, The Best Group Ever, The Literary Oscars, The Readers Groupppppppeeeeeeeee, The Science Fiction and Fantasy Writer, Those Who Love Video Games, Write For My Life
I have 242 comments, 1 contest, 1 poem, 157 stories, 4 journals

Stories I'm focused on

The Chronicilised Tellings of a Man called Joe - Volume 1 - Episode 1

I will only continue this EPIC tale if you want me to. If you tell me to scrap it, I will. If you don't leave any comments, it will remain

1000 words, 7 comments, October 31
Half-Life: The Story Edition - Chapter 1: Unforseen Consequences

"Good morning, and welcome to the Black Mesa Transit System. This automated train is provided for the security and convenience of the Black Mesa Research Facility personnel. The time is eight-forty seven A.M... Current outsid

700 words, 1 comment, November 16, 2008
The Secret of Monkey Island - The Story Edition - Part 3 - Meanwhile

Meanwhile beneath Monkey Island LeChuck's ship lies anchored in a river of lava

200 words, 3 comments, June 22, 2008. In Adventure, Childrens, Family, Fanfiction, Fantasy, Humor, Romance, Strange, Weird
The Secret of Monkey Island - The Story Edition - Part 2 - The Three Trials

As he opened the door the first thing he noticed was the smell. He did not know what to make of it. It was the type of smell that at first you think is great but as your nose picks up more details you realize that what you

600 words, 4 comments, May 13, 2008
The Secret of Monkey Island - The Story Edition - Part 1 - The Lookout of Melee Island

I mainly made this for people who have never played or people who are stuck on Monkey Island

400 words, 6 comments, May 10, 2008. In , Childrens, Drama, Family, Fanfiction, Fantasy, Humor, Romance

I want YOU to write a rant

That's right, i'm letting you guys rant. No rules, no limits. Just make it funny i may disagree with you, but opinions are not entering into this, the more i laugh, the better No rules. do whatever

175 points, ends November 30, 42 entries In Fun, Rant, Ranting

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If you are a fan of War of the Worlds and Garry's Mod, I can safely say, this is going to be the best 90 minutes of your life

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppUl_CBuyz81

100 words, November 27
Even my side is filled with retards!

I just removed myself from the Anti-Twilight Lovers group1

100 words, 3 comments, November 26
The Life Goblet: Episode 1

A parody of your typical fantasy The Life Goblet is written in script form, and by me... so it must be awesome

200 words, 1 comment, November 26
Would you like me to do more of that 'ranty annotating' crap?

Following the success of 'How to be a stalkerish perv' I wanted to know if you would like me to do more stuff like that?1

<100 words, 4 comments, November 22

To Inu (My first poem)

Friends, ignore this, I'm just using poetry to get a message across! I'm in love, and if you've read this, you'd know who with...

<100 words, 2 comments, May 18. In Love, Happiness, Friendship

All my rants being put up as stories...

I need the points, my rants have them, all my old ones will be put up as stories, also making them easier to find... Enjoy!

October 8, → 2 comments, Add one?
Everythings worked out for my voting preferences

Okay, I've figured it out... I'm going to vote for the Green Party... not because I support their policies, but just because I don't want to vote for anyone, but if I don't vote, no one will listen to my opinions... (It's apparantly the law, I'm not allowed to petition, or complain etc. if I don't vote) So, I'll jus

October 8, 200 words. → Make first comment?
It's justifiable....

People are always complaining about the war in Iraq... who gives a shit why, they just do. 1 I don't get it, these are the same people who supported the war in Iraq in the first place, all of a sudden, because their money's going towards it, they don't like it 2 Well if you supported it in the first place, pe

October 7, 200 words. → 2 comments, Add one?

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blackandivorykeys on November 26

GOOD MORNING. XDDD
Doc-Lock on November 26

YES. THIS IS A PRESENT FOR YOU WHEN WE TAKE YOU AB SHOPPING.
blackandivorykeys on November 26

This could be a present for him.
Doc-Lock on November 26

Well, he'd have to get up early so we could drag him