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For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
92% of American teens today would die if Abercrombie & Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. If you're part of the 8% that would be laughing their butts off, put this in your profile.
98 percent of teenagers have tried pot. If you are one of the 2% who hasn't, post this on your profile
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
98% of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.
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THINGS YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR DURING SURGERY
Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.
Someone call the janitor - we're going to need a mop.
Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?
Hand me that...uh...that uh.....thingie.
Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?
Rats, there go the lights again...
Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Heck, the guy's got two of 'em.
Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!
Could you stop that thing from beating? It's throwing my concentration off!
What's this doing here?
That's cool! now can you make his leg twitch?!
I wish I hadn't forgotten my glasses.
Well, folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.
Sterile, shcmeril. The floor's clean, right?
Anyone see where I left that scalpel?
OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature.
Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?
Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.
She's gonna blow! Everyone take cover!!!
Rats! Page 47 of the manual is missing!
FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out
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An Actual Letter To Bill Gates
Dear Bill Gates,
This letter is from Mr. Santa from Punjab. We have got a computer in our home and we face some Problem, which I want to bring to your notice.
After connecting to Internet we planned to open an email account. But when ever we fill the Form of Hotmail in password field only * comes, But in rest of the fields whatever we typed comes but we faced The problem only in Password field.
We checked with Hardware vendor and he said that there is no problem in keyboard. Because of this we have opened the email account with password *****.
But I request you to check this as we our self dont know what is the password!
The next one is that we are unable to enter anything after we shut down the computer. There is a button for start but not for pause, stop as in stereo recorder. We request you to add the same in future.
There is a option as RUN in menu. This one of my neighbor after clicking started running and he has run up to Amritsar from Chandigarh. So we request you change that to SIT. So that we can click that by sitting.
One doubt is that can I click Re cycle bin. I own a scooter in my home. Is there a separate option as Re scooter bin available in the system?
In Microsoft outlook we are able to see the outer view of the mail. Is there an in look through which we can have inner view of the mail?
The last one is my wife has lost the door key of our house. So I searched for the same in search option of start icon. But I did not find the same there also, Is it a bug?
Rest In next letter.
Yours Anonymously,
Santa Singh
| ..| Put this on your
| ..| page if you have
| .O.| ever pushed a
| ..| door that said pull!
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For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
92% of American teens today would die if Abercrombie & Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. If you're part of the 8% that would be laughing their butts off, put this in your profile.
98 percent of teenagers have tried pot. If you are one of the 2% who hasn't, post this on your profile
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
98% of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.
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THINGS YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR DURING SURGERY
Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.
Someone call the janitor - we're going to need a mop.
Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?
Hand me that...uh...that uh.....thingie.
Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?
Rats, there go the lights again...
Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Heck, the guy's got two of 'em.
Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!
Could you stop that thing from beating? It's throwing my concentration off!
What's this doing here?
That's cool! now can you make his leg twitch?!
I wish I hadn't forgotten my glasses.
Well, folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.
Sterile, shcmeril. The floor's clean, right?
Anyone see where I left that scalpel?
OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature.
Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?
Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.
She's gonna blow! Everyone take cover!!!
Rats! Page 47 of the manual is missing!
FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out
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An Actual Letter To Bill Gates
Dear Bill Gates,
This letter is from Mr. Santa from Punjab. We have got a computer in our home and we face some Problem, which I want to bring to your notice.
After connecting to Internet we planned to open an email account. But when ever we fill the Form of Hotmail in password field only * comes, But in rest of the fields whatever we typed comes but we faced The problem only in Password field.
We checked with Hardware vendor and he said that there is no problem in keyboard. Because of this we have opened the email account with password *****.
But I request you to check this as we our self dont know what is the password!
The next one is that we are unable to enter anything after we shut down the computer. There is a button for start but not for pause, stop as in stereo recorder. We request you to add the same in future.
There is a option as RUN in menu. This one of my neighbor after clicking started running and he has run up to Amritsar from Chandigarh. So we request you change that to SIT. So that we can click that by sitting.
One doubt is that can I click Re cycle bin. I own a scooter in my home. Is there a separate option as Re scooter bin available in the system?
In Microsoft outlook we are able to see the outer view of the mail. Is there an in look through which we can have inner view of the mail?
The last one is my wife has lost the door key of our house. So I searched for the same in search option of start icon. But I did not find the same there also, Is it a bug?
Rest In next letter.
Yours Anonymously,
Santa Singh
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"Good morning, and welcome to the Black Mesa Transit System. This automated train is provided for the security and convenience of the Black Mesa Research Facility personnel. The time is eight-forty seven A.M... Current outsid700 words, November 16
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Meanwhile beneath Monkey Island LeChuck's ship lies anchored in a river of lava
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As he opened the door the first thing he noticed was the smell. He did not know what to make of it. It was the type of smell that at first you think is great but as your nose picks up more details you realize that what you600 words, 3 comments, May 13
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I mainly made this for people who have never played or people who are stuck on Monkey Island
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The fire burned, not just Ranada's body, but my plans, my hopes, my soul. I opened the container he gave me. A burst of light shone out. I knew what I had to do. I ran to the main Savard, the second Savard's had collapsed in100 words, October 24
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Thanks to Superbun's prompt and a friendly comment I will write a second part to this story400 words, 2 comments, September 26
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I am walking off the tram after Barney, the security guard let me off. Today is the day of the big experiment. We are testing a crystal from space. I'm turning to another security guard sitting at a desk, he's telling me I'm300 words, 1 comment, September 22
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iBubbles on August 1LOLX, your proflie qoutes are HECKA funny!!! xD. omge i cant stop laughing xDD!
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whichcraft : Welcome to SW! on March 7Hi, Limoman and welcome. My Username is Whichcraft but I go by Jenn in my circle of friends. I would like to welcome you to the StoryWrite web site. Our site is a community of people who all share a common desire to write, in some form or another, and to hopefully become a published author sometime in the future.
You may notice a gold medal by your name. This is a free trial membership. This shows you what options you have if you were a paid member of Storywrite.com. After one week the membership expires.
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Along with a new members group we have a New Members Contest that is held every month. Come and check it out. The contest is open to any subject. http://storywrite.com/contest/3978
It is recommended that all new members to the site give serious consideration to joining a writing group as a method of assisting them in becoming an active member of the site. It is a place to make new friends and get helpful critiques.
I have included below a few quick tips that have proven to be very helpful to new members in doing some of the basic functions necessary to get yourself set-up and running on the site. One in particular is fun things to do around Storywrite http://storywrite.com/column/show/161
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