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Yeah heys, hola, whats up, whatever
The name is Chris, actually my name is Harry (First) but I like to be called Chris. I ish of Black descent so I am black. Um I can speak english, and I can play video games....okays Im just saying dumb crap.
Here's a little more about myself in the orders of I's

I write
I drink
I dance
I sing (a little)
I mess with people
I save people
I read (sometimes)
I date
I eat
I use the bathroom (for my purposes...and theres like a million)
I play with toys (lol lol, its funny to me)
I play games
I talk on the phone
Icarly (I just wanted to write that, since there's so many I's)
and I.....want to be the greatest author in the world so that people could change the way they feel about life through my books




MY STORYWRITE FAMILY

Daughter:
Simian (you mess with her, you die, you dont even get to have a grave assholes tehehehe)
VampirePrincessLily (No words should comprehend the damage that will be dealt to ya if you miss with this one lol)

Best Friends:
DeerDance (One of the most interesting people on SW, in a good way of course)
Rosabell Dei-San (This is a great friend that needs my protection so don't hurt her or I will seriously be pissed the hell off!!!....I will find you....and will do very painful stuff to you, seriously )
Lily-Grace (This is my sweet friend right here so I really hate it when she's sad, I will really intentionally kill for this girl so don't make her sad or mad or..yah I can't even say the stuff that will happen to you in words...)
Myra La-Ryn (My god!!! One of my besties!! So you mess with her, please have a prayer...because YOUR GOING DOWN)
XxTheLonelySpiritxX (Alright, this is the sis of CleopatraGansta sooooo I recommend that you dont mess with her because if you do....Me....her sis....her sis's gang...and the whole freaking new jersey will be on your ass so yah)


Little Sis:
Emily Rodda fan (this person is cooooool so dont ever mess with her a day in your life, got it )
KayRenee (This is a special person right here , we have one of the most longest hugs ....so of course, dont you dare mess with her, got it...if you dont got it then I guess my fist will explain it to you in detail)
wishing-star123 (Jasmine hehehe, this is a very cute person right here and a dear little sis, so of course you know the deal, make her uncomfortable or sad or whatnot, then...I will find you And things will happen to you that will only be featured in horror movies got it?)

Girlfriend:
Katty (Full: Katrina Rebecca Parrish, sorry...had to do it lol) love u

Special people I have lost and will always luv
Julia
Rain

92% of American teens today would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breath anymore. If you're part of the 8% that would be laughing their butts off, put this in your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and really frakkin' proud of it, copy and paste this onto your profile

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...Have You Ever...
() Smoked a cigarette
(x) Drank so much you threw up
(x) Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back
() Been arrested
(x) Gone on a blind date
(x) Skipped school
(x) Seen someone die
(x) Been to Canada
(x) Been to Florida
() Been to Mexico
(x) Been on a plane
(x) Been lost
() Been on the opposite side of the country
() Gone to Washington , DC
() Swam in the ocean
(x) Felt like dying....
(x) Cried yourself to sleep
(x) Played cops and robbers
() Recently colored with crayons
(x) Sang karaoke badly
(x) Paid for a meal with only coins
(x) Done something you told yourself you wouldn't
(x) Made prank phone calls
(x) Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose
() Laughed until liquid came out of the other end
(x) Caught a snowflake on your tongue.
(x) Danced in the rain
(x) Written a letter to Santa Clause
() Been kissed under the mistletoe
() Watched the sun rise with someone you care about
(x) Blown bubbles
() Made a bonfire on the beach
() Crashed a party
(x) Gone roller-skating
(x) Ice-skating


() I'm single
(x) I'm in a relationship
() I'm engaged
(x) I've had someone cheat on me.
(x) I've gone on a blind date.
(x) I've been the dumpee more than the dumper.
(x) I miss someone right now.
() have a fear of commitment.
(x) I have a fear of abandonment.
(x) I've cheated in a relationship.
(x) I've been the cheatee ( if that means that you were the person some cheated on their gf/bf with )
() I've gotten divorced
(x) I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
(x) I've told someone I loved them
(x) I've kept something from a past relationship.


Sexuality

(yeah, on myself ) I've had a crush on someone of the same sex
(x) I've had a crush on a teacher.
(x) I am a cuddler.
(x) I love to flirt.
(x) I've been kissed in the rain. =]
(x) I've hugged a stranger.
() I have kissed a stranger.


Honesty/Crime

(x) I am a terrible liar... sometimes.
(x) I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't
(x) I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
(x) I've snuck out of my house.
(x) I have lied to my parents about where I am.
(x) I am keeping a secret from the world
(x) I've cheated while playing a game.
(x) I've cheated on a test.
() I've run a red light.
(x) I've been suspended from school.
(x) I've witnessed a crime.
(x) I've been in a fist fight.
() I've been arrested.
(x) I've shoplifted


Drugs/Alcohol

(x) I've consumed alcohol.
() I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months.
() I've taken painkillers when I didn't need them.
(x) I have cough drops when I'm not sick.
() I can't swallow pills.
(x) I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem
() I have been diagnosed with clinical depression.
(x) I shut others out when I'm depressed.
(x) I take anti-depressants.
() I'm anorexic or bulimic.
() I've slept an entire day when I didn't need it.
() I'm addicted to adrenaline
(x) I've hurt myself on purpose
() I'm addicted to self harm
(x) I've woken up crying.
(x) I've cried myself to sleep.


Death and Suicide

(x) I'm afraid of dying.
(x) I hate funerals.
(x) I've seen someone die.
(x) Someone i know has attempted suicide.
(x) Someone close to me has committed suicide.
() I've attempted suicide.


Random

(x) I can sing well.
(x) I open up to others easily.
(x) I watch the news.
(x) I don't kill bugs.
() I hate hearing songs that sacrifice meaning for the sake of being able to rhyme.
(x) I curse regularly.
(x) I sing in the shower.
(x) I am a morning person.
(x) I paid for my cell phone ring tone.
() I'm a snob about grammar.
() I am a sports fanatic.
(x) I twirl my hair
() have "x"s in my screen name
() I love being neat
() I've copied more than 30 CD's in a day
() I bake well.
(x) My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red or blue
(x It's fun.) I would wear pajamas to school.
() I like Martha Stewart.
(x) I know how to shoot a gun.
(x) I am in love with love.
() I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
(x) I laugh at my own jokes.
(x) I eat fast food weekly
(x) I believe in ghosts.
() I am online 24/7, even as an away message.
(x) I've not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class.
() I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.
(x) I am really ticklish.
() I love white chocolate
(x) I bite my nails
(x) I play video games
(x) I'm good at remembering faces.
() I'm good at remembering names.
(x) I'm good at remembering dates.
() I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
() I have tried to join a circus and failed

(x) My answers are totally honest



~To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity~
1. At lunch time sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if any slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice!
3. Every time someone asks you to do something ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffine addictions switch to expresso.
5. In your memo field of all your checks write "For Marijuana".
6. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
7. Specify that your drive-through order is To Go.
8. When the money comes out of the ATM scream "I won I won!"
9. When leaving the zoo start running towards the parking lot yelling "Run for your lives! They're loose!"
10. Tell your children over dinner "Due to the Economy we are going to have to let one of you go."


A girl and a guy were speeding on a motorcycle over 90 mph on the road...
Girl: Slow down. I'm scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it's not. Please, it's too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug. (hug) Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself? It's bugging me.
(Newspaper insert next day)
A motorcycle crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes were broken, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him and felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.
If you would ever do this for someone... then post this on your page.

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