The Molt• Show stories

JAY ROBIN CROW

HUMAN

MALE

Yeah sorry about the mess

I'm to lazy to clean it up

-I constantly suffer from depression

-I constantly suffer from writer's block

-I constantly suffer from idiocy

-oh look...a cow

-I am currently working on one (count 'em) ONE project right now

-I can draw like the shizket

-I can write like the shizket

-I know what the shizket is

-I am a songwriter

-I am not a singer

-"The Molt" is my songwriting name

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Favourite bands --> Favourite song of said band:

Switchfoot -- either "Daisy" of "The Blues"

Gorillaz -- either "Stop the Dams" or "Double Bass"

Hawk Nelson -- either "Racecar" or "Zero"

Nirvana -- either "Teen Spirit" or "Teritorial Pissin"

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Quotes:

things I say all the time:

"[blah blah blah]...Y'know?" (just...all the time)

"Oh really." (when someone says something boring)

"Do ya now?/Is it now?" (when someone says something)

"You would" (when someone says they'd do something)

"Ack!/Gack!/Gyah!" (I'm very spastic)

"...and coffee..." (added on to a list of things or actions)

"Oh No!" (high voice)

"Oh No!" (raspy voice)

"Oh No!" (fast voice)

"Oh No!" (high, raspy, fast voice)

"Hey! Take it 'eesee'" (soft "s" sound)

my favourtie movie quotes:

"Why don't you go eat a decroded piece of crap?"

"That one looks like a mideval warrior."

"Getoff me, you bodaggit!"

"Gosh!"

-Napoleon Dynamite

"Hollar at yo' boi!"

"Got a lifetime-o-knowledge."

"I...get...really bad nosebleeds?"

"I'm gonna be the best lab partner you ever had"

-She's the Man

"Hey! Take it 'eesee'"

"I think it would be a good idea to...PRAISE THE LORD!!!"

"GET THAT CORN OUTTA MAH FACE!!!"

"Shhhh...Secret tunnels."

-Nacho Libre

"You keep using that word. I donna thinka means what you thinka means."

"Anybody wanna peanut?"

"The PIT of DESPAIR!"

"Hello. My name is Innigo Mantoya. You kill my father. Prepare to die."

-The Princess Bride

"That's what I said!!!"

"Ohhh...soda...I'm so thirsty...DAMMIT!"

"And then, I made a sound like this....HUUURRRRAAAGHHHH!!!"

"You wana go, eh? You want us to kill ourselves over the pepperoni?"

-The Goonies

"I'll trade for anyone who has a jecuzzi!"

"D...do you believe in interspecies dating?"

"Well, excyuuuse us for living!"

"You gave Jenny the huggies?"

-The Muppets Take Manhattan