A few things about myself: I love peotry, music, reading(mostly romanric) and writing.
ABOUT ME
hair: brown
eyes: brown
height: 5ft6 (i think)
favourite colour: baby blue with pink
favourite animal: snakes (king cobras most)
favourite show: don't have one
favourite shops: don't have (i'm not a girly-girl)
favourite celebrety: TAYLOR LAUTNER!!!!
favourite song: You Belong With Me by Taylor Swift
Can't live without: Computer
favourite movie: New Moon!!!!
My Top 7 favourite books:
1. New Moon by Stephenie Meyer (LOVE JACOB!!)
2. Breaking Dawnby Stephenie Meyer
3. Twilight by Stephenie Meyer
4. Eclipse by Stephenie Meyer
5. The Knife Of Never Letting Go by Patrick Ness
6. The power of the five: Necrpolis by Anthony Horowitz
7. Hunger Games by Suzanne Collins
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A girl and guy were speeding, on a motorcycle, over 90 mph on the road..
Girl: Slow down. I’m scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it’s not. Please, it’s too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
*Girl hugs him*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? It’s bugging me.
(In the paper the next day)
A motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his breaks broke, but he didn’t want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him & felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.
If you would ever do this for someone....then post this on your page asap!!
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16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART
1. I don't like number one. so i deleted it.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"
Repost this if you laughed...
Or are planning to do any of these things
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---- You know you live in 2009 when... -----
1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) add this to your profile if you fell for this, you know you did~
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~To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity~
1. At lunch time sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if any slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice!
3. Every time someone asks you to do something ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffine addictions switch to expresso.
5. In your memo field of all your checks write "For Marijuana".
6. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
7. Specify that your drive-through order is To Go.
8. When the money comes out of the ATM scream "I won I won!"
9. When leaving the zoo start running towards the parking lot yelling "Run for your lives! They're loose!"
10. Tell your children over dinner "Due to the Economy we are going to have to let one of you go."
Repost this if it made you lolz!
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If you answer yes to any of these things, you know you're blonde.
1) You have blonde hair.
2) You have tried to drink from a straw but ended up getting the liquid in your nose, eyes, or ears.
3) You didn't know that if you said devious slowly it sounded like gullible.
4) You just tried it.
5) You only just realized that it doesn't
6) You didn't know that gullible meant smart and quick-witted in french.
7) You just looked it up.
8) You found what really meaned...
9) You didn't know meaned wasn't a word.
10) You beg to differ.
11) You are still taking this test.
12) You didn't already figure out that I am just wasting time.
13) You KNOW you aren't blonde.
14) You didn't realize that there are two #3's
15) You just went back to check.
16) You found only one and kept looking for it.
17) You only just realized that the 2nd 3 was in #14.
18) You are STILL taking this test.
19) You aren't going to keep reading my profile.
Post this on your profile if you are one of the 2% that have not done drugs.
ABOUT ME
hair: brown
eyes: brown
height: 5ft6 (i think)
favourite colour: baby blue with pink
favourite animal: snakes (king cobras most)
favourite show: don't have one
favourite shops: don't have (i'm not a girly-girl)
favourite celebrety: TAYLOR LAUTNER!!!!
favourite song: You Belong With Me by Taylor Swift
Can't live without: Computer
favourite movie: New Moon!!!!
My Top 7 favourite books:
1. New Moon by Stephenie Meyer (LOVE JACOB!!)
2. Breaking Dawnby Stephenie Meyer
3. Twilight by Stephenie Meyer
4. Eclipse by Stephenie Meyer
5. The Knife Of Never Letting Go by Patrick Ness
6. The power of the five: Necrpolis by Anthony Horowitz
7. Hunger Games by Suzanne Collins
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A girl and guy were speeding, on a motorcycle, over 90 mph on the road..
Girl: Slow down. I’m scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it’s not. Please, it’s too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
*Girl hugs him*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? It’s bugging me.
(In the paper the next day)
A motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his breaks broke, but he didn’t want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him & felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.
If you would ever do this for someone....then post this on your page asap!!
-----------------------------------------------------------
16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART
1. I don't like number one. so i deleted it.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"
Repost this if you laughed...
Or are planning to do any of these things
-----------------------------------------------------------
---- You know you live in 2009 when... -----
1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) add this to your profile if you fell for this, you know you did~
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~To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity~
1. At lunch time sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if any slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice!
3. Every time someone asks you to do something ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffine addictions switch to expresso.
5. In your memo field of all your checks write "For Marijuana".
6. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
7. Specify that your drive-through order is To Go.
8. When the money comes out of the ATM scream "I won I won!"
9. When leaving the zoo start running towards the parking lot yelling "Run for your lives! They're loose!"
10. Tell your children over dinner "Due to the Economy we are going to have to let one of you go."
Repost this if it made you lolz!
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If you answer yes to any of these things, you know you're blonde.
1) You have blonde hair.
2) You have tried to drink from a straw but ended up getting the liquid in your nose, eyes, or ears.
3) You didn't know that if you said devious slowly it sounded like gullible.
4) You just tried it.
5) You only just realized that it doesn't
6) You didn't know that gullible meant smart and quick-witted in french.
7) You just looked it up.
8) You found what really meaned...
9) You didn't know meaned wasn't a word.
10) You beg to differ.
11) You are still taking this test.
12) You didn't already figure out that I am just wasting time.
13) You KNOW you aren't blonde.
14) You didn't realize that there are two #3's
15) You just went back to check.
16) You found only one and kept looking for it.
17) You only just realized that the 2nd 3 was in #14.
18) You are STILL taking this test.
19) You aren't going to keep reading my profile.
Post this on your profile if you are one of the 2% that have not done drugs.
- Last seen 1 day ago. Member since May 24.
- My mood is , and quote is "OMG!! I love Taylor Lautner (jacob balck in twilight) nearly on all his scenes he doesn't ".
- I am a 13 year old girl (United Kingdom)
- When I'm not writing, I'm reading or watching tv.
- I am in the groups Family Chillax area, Tales of an Unwilling Vampiress Novel, Teens Unite, Twilight Lovers, under 16 chat
- I have 119 comments, 19 stories, 2 journals
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Wednesday 2nd July Homework!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The teachers want to kill us, Friern Barnet School Students, with homework (not that any one does it). Ok, i came from school and started revising since i have a science test tomorrow. i sat on the computer and revised then went to my room and revised some more.July 1, 100 words. → Make first comment?
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Monday 29th June 17:50 (England time) 1 2 I am so bored. There is absolutely nothing to do except eat but you know, I'm trying to lose (is that how you spell it) some weight. So I'm doing nothing at all. School was boring as well. The lessons just dragged on and on, no end toJune 29, In Diary, First person, Life, My life, Personal, School, Thoughts. 300 words. → 1 comment, Add one?
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I may not win but it's worth a try
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