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Hey!

 

I'm Kat! I love writing, reading, gardening, watching movies, making videos, adn dancing...I also love cucumbers.I don't like people, who like y'know like, say like, like WAY to much.

 

I like to write poetry more than stories because I feel I'm better at it than I am at writing stories. I am homeschooled, but please don't stereotype me. Just so you know, I'm a stickler for grammar, so here I will put the Panda Joke, and if you have read Eats, Shoots and Leaves-message me!

 

- A panda walks into a cafe. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and fires two shots in the air. "Why?" asks the confused waiter, as the panda makes towards the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder. "I'm a panda," he says, at the door. "Look it up." The waiter turns to the relevant entry and, sure enough, finds an explanation. "PANDA. Large black and white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves." -

 

If you don't get it, I don't think I can help you.

 

Well..I guess that's all for now! Hope to talk to you soon!

 

 

Katherine -- SunsineDancer423

 

 

92% of American teens today would die if Abercrombie & Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. If you're part of the 8% that would be laughing their butts off, put this in your profile.

 

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior,Mina the Mischevious, SnowNeko, KylaMizuki, SkyeEyesSparkle7135, Ms.Misery.SouthernSecrets15, Violent Glass, emo is my name, Sport-gurl-101, August Lily, SunshineDancer423

 

HEY CEHCK TIHS OUT! I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? So, can you read this?

 

*A black woman walks into a resturaunt and orders some food. The waitress, who is white, refuses to serve her, saying she is colored. The woman looked at her and said:

 

When I was born, I was black.

 

When I grow up, I'm black.

 

When I go into the sun, I'm black.

 

When I'm cold, I'm black.

 

When I'm scared, I'm black.

 

When I get sick I'm black.

 

When I die, I'm still black.

 

But you,

 

When you were born, you were pink.

 

When you grow up, you're white.

 

When you go in the sun, you're red.

 

When you're cold, you're blue.

 

When you're scared, you're yellow.

 

When you get sick, you're green.

 

And, when you die, you're gray.

 

And you're calling me colored??

 

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I am not black, but I have a BFF who is, and I know a lot of people who are completely and utterly baised to black people, I think that segragation was stupid in the first place, and I LOVE my friend as much as any white chick! You rock Kimber!

 

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The dog just sits there and looks so sad,

 

I can't believe anyone would treat that dog bad,

 

I wanted to help him, he hasn't been fed,

 

He hasn't been loved, or slept in a bed,

 

The kitten that lays there right next to his leg,

 

Is meowing and wimpering, its beginning to beg,

 

The world that we live in is so cruel at times,

 

And so to console me, I often write rhymes,

 

So please do a favor, and help put an end,

 

To pet abuse everywhere, these pets need to mend.

 

So copy and paste and please put this on your,

 

Profile and remember if you open your door,

 

And an animals standing there all beat up and cold,

 

Then give him a blanket, he may be quite old,

 

And give your pets love, most every day,

 

For soon enough comes, the day they must pay.

 

A poem by me, please put it on your profile if you are against animal abuse, and if you aren't against it, well..GET THE HECK OFF OF MY PROFILE!

 

Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.

 

Theodore Giesel

 

Dont' think. Thinking is the enemy of creativity. It's self-conscious, and anything self concious is lousy. You can't try to do things. You simply must do things.

 

Ray Bradbury -

 

And my all time FAVORITE quote.....

 

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Life isn't about riding out the storm, its about learning to dance in the rain.

 

Unknown

 

 

 

Well that's me!

 

SD423